Thread 211335149 - /tv/ [Archived: 1507 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:22:05 AM No.211335149
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>this made millenials jizz their pants in 2009
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:22:52 AM No.211335173
yeah its pretty funny. im going to watch it right now
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:33:29 AM No.211335421
>do things alone now most-a-ly
how did he know
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:35:37 AM No.211335472
lonely island guys kinda bombed their career hard
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:36:18 AM No.211335493
Where do you guys dig this ancient shit up?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:56:38 AM No.211335963
Last week, I saw a film
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:08:16 AM No.211337731
>>211335149 (OP)
i do unironically jizz in my pants
makes me feel dirty after but im a little dopamine seeking idiot
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:09:47 AM No.211337765
>>211335149 (OP)
I didn't hear West End Girls until like 10 years after hearing this one. I always just thought he was doing an English accent to be funny
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:11:19 AM No.211337799
it is kinda odd how many older movies just aren't funny anymore. some things hold up better than others.

>>211337731
like on purpose while jerking off or accidentally when seeing a hot girl?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:12:57 AM No.211337838
>>211335149 (OP)
I always wondered why this guy was everywhere when he just made mildly funny parody songs. Like what separated him from any other mildly funny parody artist? But now I see the telltale nose and jewfro and I understand
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:18:25 AM No.211337957
bolt
bolt
md5: e22f9a5ab81cae37efff84141f29fafd๐Ÿ”
NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART!
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:59:18 AM No.211338875
>>211335963
As I recall it was a porno film
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:01:53 AM No.211338934
>>211335963
*sawr
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:02:54 AM No.211338961
>>211337765
same desu
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:03:24 AM No.211338971
What happened to the 2 other Lonely Island guys? Samberg just Fucking dumped them?
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:03:56 AM No.211338989
>>211335149 (OP)
I wish men would ejaculate prematurely more
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:24:20 AM No.211339535
>>211338971
SAMBERG AND THE OTHER GUYS!
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:26:36 AM No.211339576
>>211338971
They both get work. Akiva just made the new Naked Gun
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:27:55 AM No.211339607
>>211337957
Genuinely though
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:31:39 AM No.211339706
>>211337957
Not their best song, but definitely their funniest. Still makes me laugh until I cry.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:32:48 AM No.211339732
>>211335173
Same,I just went through all their smash hits. They still hold up.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:36:22 AM No.211339814
>>211335149 (OP)
lol pwned lonely island is epic ftw
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:37:16 AM No.211339832
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I always forget that Meadow Soprano was in the music video until recently
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:41:07 AM No.211339917
When I was a freshmen in college I danced on a girl at a party and jizzed in my pants. True story and it counts as sex.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:46:23 AM No.211340040
For me it's Sushi Glory Hole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8oR4DB6SAA&pp=ygUQU3VzaGkgR2xvcnkgSG9sZQ%3D%3D
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:46:48 AM No.211340048
garfield sex music
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:51:36 AM No.211340165
>>211339917
I did this in high school and she told her friends I had a boner but thankfully didnโ€™t know I jizzed in my pants.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:56:54 AM No.211340283
>>211339917
>>211340165
feels goodman
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:57:09 AM No.211340294
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>>211335149 (OP)
>zoomers find butthole eyes hack funny
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:57:54 AM No.211340305
>>211337838
No I think itโ€™s because theyโ€™re genuinely funny and their music has insane re-listening value. Most of their stuff stills holds up and the production is excellent.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:58:59 AM No.211340335
sex
sex
md5: 072c2d9bd823480e7497b17db26b9b4f๐Ÿ”
I'm still not qualified to sing this song
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:59:01 AM No.211340339
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>>211335149 (OP)
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:59:10 AM No.211340342
>>211338971
Theyโ€™re all still bros and collab constantly. Sushi Glory Hole came out like 3 months ago.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:59:37 AM No.211340355
I TOOK IT...


AND THREW IT ON THE GROUND
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:05:48 AM No.211340524
>>211335149 (OP)
Still does
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:08:35 AM No.211340587
>>211337838
I'm sure it's just a coincidence that every single neo nazi I've encountered is mentally retarded
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:10:11 AM No.211340630
IMG_5963
IMG_5963
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>She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
>Then a turban, then a tunic
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:11:25 AM No.211340661
>>211335149 (OP)
True.
Now, nothing does.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:11:35 AM No.211340665
who else here new about them before SNL?
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:12:38 AM No.211340694
>>211340630
This is secretly their magnum opus
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:13:33 AM No.211340715
>>211337838

because like Weird Al before them Samberg and the other fellas made music that holds up on its own outside of it just being comedy. Also Samberg is generally just a funny guy.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:14:19 AM No.211340739
16 years later, still jizzin'
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:37:31 AM No.211341322
>>211340665
>new
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:38:27 AM No.211341344
>>211337838
>I always wondered why this guy was everywhere
I don't know man do you think it might have had something to do with him being an SNL cast member?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:39:27 AM No.211341369
>>211341322
fuck...
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:39:49 AM No.211341383
>what if rap was... VULGAR?!
bizarre concept, truly
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 6:45:24 AM No.211341519
>>211340165
After I did it the girl kind of looked at her friends and maybe rolled her eyes (couldnโ€™t see) so I thought maybe she felt it pulse or go soft or something.
It was good for me.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:05:29 AM No.211341935
creep
creep
md5: fbf1e9854a1a06b297352c3c3ffe8c37๐Ÿ”
>>211335472
Akiva just directed The Naked Gun remake with Liam Neeson.
Jorma just directed an action movie called The Trip.
Andy never needs to work again if he wants, but just filmed a movie with Benedict Cumberbatch.
Huh I just realized all 3 of those movies are remakes.
they do a weekly podcast with Seth Meyers
Also for me, it's The Creep.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:06:39 AM No.211341960
>>211341935
>they do a weekly podcast with Seth Meyers
gross
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:08:42 AM No.211342004
This is exactly what the 2000s were all about
It was about crude, unsophisticated, degenerate sexual humour
There was sex and drugs everywhere and it was very difficult to live as a conservative God fearing Christian
I hated it
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:09:54 AM No.211342025
>>211342004
why to christians always complain when their faith is challenged. isn't that like the whole point.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:10:16 AM No.211342034
>>211339576
>>211341935
Honestly I didn't give a shit about the Naked Gun remake before but after watching the trailer I think it could actually work. Akiva really seems to get the ZAZ style.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:10:32 AM No.211342038
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>>211340630
>you're harboring a fugitive
THAT ASS
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:12:30 AM No.211342084
>>211342025
nice current year digits
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:13:39 AM No.211342106
>>211342004
At least they were honest about it. Now we have the same thing but with a culture that is more devoted to acting out a phony and meaningless simulacrum of moral wholesomeness than ever before.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:17:22 AM No.211342194
>>211342025
he's larping, my guy. in fact there's a 90% chance it's a bot.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:18:09 AM No.211342204
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md5: 0f2ac38b5a6b76f2a7059a6c79ba8433๐Ÿ”
>>211335149 (OP)
It was a simpler time.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:20:54 AM No.211342265
When the Big Guy said "for you" to the CIA agent I JIZZED
IN
MY
PANTS
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:21:03 AM No.211342268
>>211340630
>This girl insisted that the way we did it was merciless and exact
>Just like the now the world-famous attack that fucked Osama Bin Laden
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:21:30 AM No.211342281
>>211342265
Zoomers will NEVER understand this feel.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:26:40 AM No.211342402
>>211340715
iirc they lucked into a lot of the big hits, like Timberlake did most of the work on their collabs. Not taking away from them though, the only episode of the podcast I've listened to was that one but even then they clearly spell out that they had super barebones knowledge of music production at the time. It's crazy that their stuff is still brought up today, I was surprised to see the Dear Sister sketch still memed on just yesterday, I mean they were huge at the time but I definitely thought they'd be something only remembered by people who'd lived through that period.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:26:59 AM No.211342407
When 4chan came back after nearly 2 weeks I
JIZZED
IN
MY
PANTS
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:27:40 AM No.211342417
>>211338971
they're not household names like Samberg but have had decent careers on their own. No idea if they still work together besides the podcast though.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:29:11 AM No.211342454
>>211339832
Holy fuck, how the hell have I never realized this all these years... I must have watched that clip dozens of times showing it to friends when it came out and never really paid attention besides 'oh, she's hot'. Ty anon.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:31:51 AM No.211342519
>>211339917
the first time I got a girl naked I instantly jizzed in my pants as she grinded on me. Thankfully my parents came home at that very moment and she jumped off to put her clothes back on, I had my jeans on so she never realized what had happened or never said anything. If I was a standup it could make for decent material.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:33:36 AM No.211342563
>>211342519
>Americans are so prood they get offended if their child is having sex
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:34:06 AM No.211342575
1740489533140807
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>>211341519
>It was good for me.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:35:40 AM No.211342606
Post in a dubs thread, accidentally got trips and I
JIZZ
IN
MY PANTS
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:36:47 AM No.211342636
>>211342606
Checked.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 7:37:36 AM No.211342654
>>211342563
not American lol, my parents dgaf but when you're 15 they sometimes still barge into your room for some reason or other and the situation would have been uncomfortable for everyone involved. Tbh I think they were pleasantly surprised I had a girl over at all.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:15:15 AM No.211344347
>>211339535
Actually that's how the Rolling Stone put it
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:16:59 AM No.211344376
>>211340630
The film soundtrack is lowkey their best album
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIpbYyR0OOI
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:22:16 AM No.211344472
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>>211344376
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:24:57 AM No.211344515
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>>211335149 (OP)
I'm stoned right now.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:25:55 AM No.211344527
>>211344515
>EXCUSE I
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:41:12 AM No.211344778
>>211341935
This is the one with John Waters, yeah?
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 9:41:39 AM No.211344782
>>211344778
yeah and Nicki Minaj
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:06:13 AM No.211345131
>>211339814
no
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:08:36 AM No.211345171
>>211335421
kek
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:09:30 AM No.211345181
>>211340335
Me neither
Replies: >>211349175
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:16:35 AM No.211345256
>>211337838
there wasn't that much high production value videos like that on youtube at the time
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:20:03 AM No.211345301
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WHOOOOAWHOOAWHOA EVERYONE WAS WEARING FINGERLESS GLOVES
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:50:35 AM No.211345734
the ones with timberlake are legit good songs
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 10:57:06 AM No.211345808
>>211345734
because Timberlake knows how to produce and mix, and he showed them how. Their quality improved after working with him.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:01:13 AM No.211345865
You don't need to be a musician to be an earthrocker. Andrew Shramberg is an earthrocker.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:09:33 AM No.211345958
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>>211344472
>He's talking about it like it's not allowed. It's allowed now!
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:27:48 AM No.211346143
>>211337838
maybe being a jew gave him a way into showbiz but those songs wouldn't have been as huge as they were without him being actually good at his job. 99% of snl crap is forgotten one second after it airs.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:31:50 AM No.211346199
>>211342004
>i can't be a christian because there's a funny song about semen on youtube
>i guess the jews have won and i simply have to go suck a dick *le sigh*
Replies: >>211346252
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:36:42 AM No.211346252
>>211346199
I'm like an Old Testament prophet decrying people worshiping the golden calf, I don't feel the need to bow to them because I know they're idols
It's not about myself, it's about the moral corruption that is at the heart of this society which you all love to worship and say it was the best
No, it was not
It was disgusting and evil, if you can't see that you're too mired in sin
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:37:29 AM No.211346261
when mods missed a thread about brooke shields I--
JIZZED
IN
MY
PANTS
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:38:46 AM No.211346279
>>211346252
you're on 4chan faggot
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 11:39:31 AM No.211346284
>>211346252
pride is a sin my guy. narcissists do not go to heaven
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:21:20 PM No.211346806
>everyone having a good time
>sanctimonious faggot comes along
>thread dies

thanks a lot ya queer
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:23:23 PM No.211346832
>>211337957
Love this one
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 12:25:58 PM No.211346864
>>211335149 (OP)
I think around 2004-2005 the Hollywood moviemaking has fallen off. I don't like pretty much 95% of the movies made afterwards.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:14:18 PM No.211347509
>>211340335
i remember searching up this song after i did it lmao
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:36:47 PM No.211347797
>>211337765
I know both West End Girls and JIMP but don't get the reference. QRD?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:41:50 PM No.211347880
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>>211342575
Mayonnaise! It's good for youuu!
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:44:19 PM No.211347919
>>211340665
I'm not american so I found out about them on youtube years before I knew what SNL was
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 1:48:49 PM No.211347979
>>211337957
His parts unironically go hard.
Replies: >>211350794
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 2:31:52 PM No.211348654
>>211345808
Justin Timberlake is actually an extremely competent writer and musician. Iโ€™m not a huge fan of everything heโ€™s put out by any means but 20/20 Experience was a legitimately great pop album
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:09:14 PM No.211349175
>>211340335
>>211345181
Just get a hooker anons
>b-but what about love?
doesn't matter, had sex
>b-but she's only willing because I paid?
doesn't matter, had sex
>b-but what if I get arrested and then get raped in prison?
still counts!
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:12:03 PM No.211349219
funny jew
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:16:11 PM No.211349279
>>211348654
all Timbaland
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 3:37:42 PM No.211349550
>>211335149 (OP)
>haha premature ejaculation is so funny guys
>lets all laugh at the guy who can never have a fulfilling relationship with a woman because of a medical condition
what did they mean by this?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:53:08 PM No.211350794
>>211347979
His track in the movie is top 3 as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtAECfl4iwY
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:59:24 PM No.211350908
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>>211339535
ALL THE STARS ARE HERE
https://youtu.be/A848xpsDJbw
god I miss norm so much bros
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:01:02 PM No.211350941
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You had to be there.
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:09:21 PM No.211351090
>>211346252
when you've been complaining about moral corruption for thousands of years maybe you should have come to the conclusion that what you call corruption is just part of human nature
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:17:37 PM No.211351238
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>>211337838