How big of bitchasses are his kids going to be? His dad was a gigachad, so the deterioration of the line will probably continue.

What the fuck did this goofy goober do to make money while wandering for 5 goddam years? I know he was in Kul Tiras right before he reappeared, but that wasn't for very long. Did he just suck dick and sell his bussy and cry?

Imagine the smell of all that armor in the desert. Homie was not thinking ahead.