>le ice stick game
>le burger king owned coffee chain
>le fries with gravy and cheese
is there another country as devoid of culture as this one?

Just nuke this piece of shit country out of orbit once and for all. Everyone would be thankful

EUROPEANS WILL NEVER LIKE YOU FUCKING DIE

Why do these chinks/indians larp as european?

They remind me latinos claiming they are italian pretending they are better than the other latinxs

I hate this fucking country. There is nothing fucking good about it anymore, they just keep importing fucking jeets by the millions and rollout these dogshit policies on transgenders or whatever the fuck else and the public just keeps voting for them.

This country’s fucking dead man, we’re justing living in its corpse

ALL THE LEAFS ARE BROWN

Tick Tock Canada

ALL THE LEAFS ARE BROWN

All the leaves are brown (all the leaves are brown)
And the cops are gay (and the cops are gay)

NO STANLEY?
NO CUP?
NO W?
32 YEARS AND JEETLAND STILL HASN'T WON A STANLEY!

So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame fatigue, we can blame Carney, we can blame the umpire for not giving us more powerplays, we can praise Florida's effort but the truth is it's simply not enough. Tactics, determination you name it, it all stinks.

Don't get me wrong, I still have full faith in Canada and the boys, but MASSIVE reinforcements are desperately needed next season. Otherwise I'm not very optimistic about our chances in breaking the drought, or even our chances in the regular season for that matter. Not playing like this. What do you think, /cug/? Is Carney to blame for this? Or do we need to club more seals? Oilels #IN or #OUT?

>Some helpful links to numb the pain:
https://www.canada.ca/en/women-gender-equality/free-to-be-me.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seal_hunting
https://www.jlingz.com
https://www.pornhub.com/gay/video/search?search=gay+sex
https://www.canada.ca/en/public-health/services/suicide-prevention/warning-signs.html

Not gonna lie, former Canadian here. This is fucking hilarious watching Canada crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let these guys get the Stanley Cup.