If your RUMP wasn't so PLUSH you wouldn't spend all day sitting on it. One of the downsides of having a fat ass you guess.

Anyways, lets go from the top one last time:

Your name is GWEN. As was previously mentioned, you clearly dont know what day it is. Your appearence is a complete mess but you cant bother to clean yourself anymore. It is now your third consecutive year trapped inside this game, and hopefully, it will be your last.

What will you do?

since the thread reached bump limit ill do a little adventure posting