>>513807552
i think that photo perfectly encapsulates modern 'art', which is somewhat underrecognized imo. theres something very surreal about it. its got nothing to do with the pope or the following pasta, but everyone else in the photo, the cameraman, the reactions, everything about it
>be black
>in the beautiful vatican city to marvel at the wonders of european architecture
>approached by robed holy man
>he has a message from the pope himself
>i have been invited to meet with him along with other foreign visitors
>be very nervous
>what will i say when he approaches me?
>do i bow?
>what should i wear?
>how do i address him?
>priest messenger dude tells me everything will be fine, and not to worry
>asks me what size shoe i wear
>he makes a note of my answer in a pad, then winks slyly before departing
>wtf was that all about?
>the big moment comes
>still nervous
>notice all the others who have received invites are also black men
>also notice i wasn't the only one who was asked to remove his shoes and socks upon arrival
>suddenly the pope's entrance is announced and i gulp nervously
>my palms are sweaty
>in crawls pope francis on his hands and knees
>doesn't look any of us in the face, having eyes only for the row of negroid feet before him
>hear a single, drawn out orgiasmic sigh before he scurries like a jack russel to the nearest pair of black feet and buries his nose between unwashed toes
>he moves from negro to negro, up the line and back down, kissing, licking and slobbering all over our feet
>does one pretty impressive move where he charges, tongue out, along the line hitting every foot with a single long lick
>never have i seen such speed and agility from such a venerable old man
>after nearly an hour, the pope is carried out, exhausted while a robed photographer takes pics of our stinky black trotters
>one of his minders assures us this is exactly what jesus used to do, and that there is nothing weird about it
>also we are sworn to secrecy and told to leave
