Thread 149339080

I am fully erect right now

>>149339104
Why

Why didn't you guys wake me up for the fights?

>>149339119
no particular reason.

Man these wmma fights are straight up scraps brah how tf are they better than hw

Do NOT look into gamethreads 2 and 3

>>149339126
Trust me it was for the best.

>>149339126
Because we care about you

someone post 2, fuck this guy

Jamahal Hill vs. Khalil Rountree Jr.
Rafael Fiziev vs. Ignacio Bahamondes
Curtis Blaydes vs. Rizvan Kuniev
Tofiq Musayev vs. Myktybek Orolbai
Nazim Sadykhov vs. Nikolas Motta
Muhammad Naimov vs. Bogdan Grad

>>149339119
He saw this in the previous thread

lmao wtf

>>149339126
I was sleeping

Where is spammy?

*bends over*

This is just sloppy enough to be interesting.

>>149339194
He has a reason

>>149339193
Rountree Jr
Bahamondes
Kuniev
Orolbai
Sadykov
Naimov

>>149339193
Jamahal Hill
Ignacio Bahamondes
Rizvan Kuniev
Myktybek Orolbai
Nazim Sadykhov
Muhammad Naimov

no mas porfavor

Can someone give me a cojunt, reasonable explanation why this is called "Gamethread #4"

Why isnt spammy here right now? And where is Shrimp spammer?

>>149339194
This has to be AI...

>>149339286
think you meant 'cogent' b

>>149339287
Get real friends andrew

>oof
>nice 1 - 2
>as the strike misses the face by a mile and grazes the rear hand glove

>>149339286
No
>>149339287
No

What have I missed have shitsping on mute how has he fared

>>149339327
I think they know better than you do ok bud

>>149339324
Yours is not to tell me what I am to do with my own life, is that understood?

>>149339340
Doing his best to make these fights palatable and failing.

>>149339349
Can i have a cigarette?

>>149339349
Who's the dame

>>149339193
Rountree
Fiziev
Blaydes
Orolbai
Sadykhov
Naimov

best I can do is 12 straight decisions in Azaerbajinio

>>149339333
Hasbulla bros...

boohoo its just a fence grab

sirs post the zesty ddp reaction webm please

I'm not paying for ufc although I am currently watching it

>>149339382
>danadunk3.webm
you have 3 of these saved? admittedly this make me kek

This is the night of the underdogs. Jamal is gonna beat Roundtree

Why doesn't every fighter just cheat all the time? It's basically allowed.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>>149339410
@DanaWhite
@UFC
@FBI

ONE WIN A PEACH

>>149339401
Wtf are you talking about
>>149339375
She looks awful without shape ware btw

Watching oceans twelve

hehe didn't watch wmma I did housework instead

>>149339412
its the only one I have left

>>149339333
what is this rotund abomination
i need to know

IRON TURTLE CHADS it's our time

>>149339448
what a sultry minx

>>149339437
I feel like that's the final stage in reincarnation before enlightenment.

Why do Koreans romanticize iron

>>149339457
Daniel DC Cormier

>>149339457
Turn your monitor off for a clearer view.

I see the light at the end of the tunnel

iron turtle will save us from decision hell

I'm not gunna pull an all nighter i'm just gunna have this one last beer then go to bed.

someone post the picture of iron turtle when he's a little kid. dat doo is absolutely jacked

>>149339474
That's what you wanted it for, nigga? Lame.

turtle will zeem

>>149339490
It's 9pm in the evening

>>149339318
Yeah, I realised my mistake earlier and hoped no one would notice

Iron Turtle is such a based name

>>149339457
Hasbulla after the woodchipper.

Also I had a shower and it must of been 4 days since my last one. Skin is positively glowing. My aura is pulsating.

jacked taiwanese bois are brazza kryptonite

>>149339493
Gotchu b

>>149339479
Leftovers from the Chinese five elements

someone post pvz's butthole.

Based coomer

AI was a mistake.

Real life kung lao

iron turtle
steel salamander
titanium toad

Iron turtle time.

why the fuck is he representing morocco

Turtle gets heemed

>>149339543
What is that extra holes

you couldn't even make the Elf futa?

WHERE ARE THE HEEMS?

>>149339574
Aluminum Axolotl

>>149339543
There's a pussey beneath her Balzac.

THE austrian wonderboy is moroccan as shit

THE TURTLE CLEARS THIS RETARD

>>149339621
That's how futa works b

Can't park there.

>>149339588
The moroccan king has gay sex with him

>>149339484
This is the body and face of my future wife. It's already difficult to find eastern Asians outside of big cities, adding thicc and in shape to that makes it impossible, I am doomed to never find my dream girl

Thought I finally had one

Usman dec
Tagir dec
Even knew not to bet on Irina just did fight goes the distance
But really believed in Mullins, and she does that.
Crazy, everybody else wins money on ufc I don't think I ever have.

Next bet I have, I think Iron Turtle is overrated, I went Naurdiev by decision at huge odds. Maybe I'm just dense.

>>149339601
Fuck you

>>149339502
what am i supposed to do with it? it's already posted

Knock the kimchi out dis doo

>>149339637
doesn't seem anatomically viable

>>149339638
tremendous post

we may get the first heem of the night in this fight

Naurdiev grew up on the mean streets of this city, the K-boy doesnt stand a chance

Slow and steady wins the race

>>149339648
Iron Turtle is an eat one give one retard, that's why he's based.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>149339690
Kek

you have to intentionally eye poke to hit an asians eyes

Sorry but I watch heems on my terms as this is too early no thanks danaredit

>>149339694
Yeah he's fun I just think it's a really bad look being the only guy to lose to Muniz in the last 4 years. And Naurdiev has the lighter man skill.

PARK THE BUS!!!!!!!!

OOOHHHHHHHH

I haven't watch UFC since 2023, what did I miss?

I think Park's getting him out of here

Secret Fact: Im not even watching the event yet, gonna wait until the main card

>>149339193
Hill
Fiziev
Kuniev
Orolbai
Sadykhov
Grad

cat pics returns
>>149339193
Hill
Bahamondes
Blaydes
Orolbai
Sadykhov
Naimov

>>149339679
That's why Futa is fantasy duh it's not like tranny shit it's like unicorns

>eye poking an asian
impressive

>>149339748
nothing but trash

>>149339748
Sean O'Malley fought Merab twice.

>>149339748
Absolutely nothing

>>149339642
Damn how you know this

CHEATING ASIAN!!!!!!!

>>149339478
Down's once again confirmed bros for being BILLY ZANIACS!

>>149339775
>>149339776
>>149339781
grim

lol he thinks he won what a dummy

FUCK THESE FAGGOT RULES

>>149339781
Bluetooth ahh hair

>"Yeh you put your finger in his eye"
>"Ready?

>>149339748
conor mcgregor has agp

what a retard

LOL

fucking morrocan retard

KEEEEEEEKKK

KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
BASED RETARD

gayest rule in UFC history, what a fucking joke

dq that retard please save my parleys

ZEEMS YOU ILLEGALLY

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

BASED RETARD

what a dumb motherfucker, third foul in a row, dq this faggot

dirty boy

Oh all the sudden you're not made of iron huh?

THAT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL

Kekwkekekekek

god damn it allwoing opponents to play games as to whether they are grounded or not causes shit like this

unintentional as fuck
give him a stern warning

For that, we are going to go to the judges

DEFEND YOURSELF AT ALL TIMES
*kneems you*

Retarded nafri

A heem is a heem I don't care what anyone says. You should all be greateful

>>149339844
Breaking these pussified rules is based

>>149339588
classic Moroccan

SEE

Looks like I'm going to get the Naurdiev by decision at 10/3 odds and he does that shit. Just take all my money

>>149339824
>>149339826
>>149339828
What happend I was taking a schaub

>>149339781
literally my heemed hairline

dumbass ruined one of the most exciting fights.

>will he be able to continue
lol he is totally fucked
it's over

damn he really wanted to fuck his eye up

ooohhh

Clearly down, DQ for sure

>>149339873
blatant illegal knee, the ref called a timeout and naurdiev thought he won by tko

D Q
Q

>He cannot open eye
It's over

>shitskin celebrates before DQ
Just a mentally lesser people

let Blastoise continue the fight.

DOES ANYONE IN BAKU SPEAK A LIL CHINESE

NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T KNEE SOMEONE IN THE HEAD SOMEONE MIGHT GET HURT IN THIS FIGHT

he's fine he's just playing possum

Based CTEmaxxer turtle.

>he is good
KEEKKEKEK
my sides

That shouldn't be a foul though

>I cant open my eye
>He's good to go
based ref

>Good to go
LMAO WTF

doctors first day in job

>2 eyepokes and illegal knee
Why are they trying to kill this Uyghur slave?

we cannot follow them

>>149339914
legit just saving the muslim from dq

refs are a joke

2 POINTS!?

BRING BACK SOCCER KICKS TO GET RID OF THIS NONESENSE!!!

>I can't see
>I can't open my eye
>you're good to go

>comes back from illegal knee to head
>gets eyepoked right away

two points bitch ass nigga

ENTER HERB DEAN

this is criminal

kek was that even a real doctor?

>>149339193
>>149339193
Jamahal Hill
Ignacio Bahamondes
Rizvan Kuniev
Myktybek Orolbai
Nazim Sadykhov
Bogdan Grad

Ref is just making shit up as he goes

>>149339938
based

2 eyepokes and an illegal knee for 2 points? Worth it.

Kek

>>149339936
maybe not

2 POINTY!!

*clitty cage erupts flying into microwave destroying my pizza rolls*

TWO SCOOPS

>>149339941
what the fuck is this
they're so incompetent

>>149339947
let me put it like this mexican doctorates in medicine aren't recognised in my country

TURTLE GO

hows the crowd been?

>>149339193
Khalil
Ignacio
Blaydes
Orolbai
Sady
Naimov

10-9
8-9
10-9

28-27 for my bet to win

Kinda sucked the life out of this fight

He's semiheemed, that point deduction seems irrelevant.

how many points got deducted from jon jones when he bashed his wife?

Oh there is some influencer fights later based Dana putting this slop on early for some kino later

kek jon jones was the last guy to get a two point deduction AND STILL WON

20-16 Turtle

it's fucking UFC Bokubajain this doctor is probably confused because he just discovered band aids

Bisping on commentary for this is pottery lmao

>>149339978
Apex-esque

>>149339986
This might be the most retarded post of the day

fuck jon jones

>>149339978
apex like silence

STOP THE COUNT

Park is a real one

anti asian racism

A true artist respects the silence that serves as the basis of creativity. You're nothing.

>>149339999
Not a bad get

>>149340006
2 point deduction in a round he won

They both look small for mw

it will be really funny the bleeding gets worse and he loses by doctor stoppy

>>149340013
hate him as a commentator too

LETS GO TURTLE!!!!

the Azerbaijani's deserve this

>>149340050
Park is not very lean. To be big for class you gotta be lean as fuck and cut lots of water

>>149340040
You're flat

I think this decision is perfect for Park, he probably wouldnt want a win via DQ

imagine if thats a 10-7

>>149339994
Who is the influencer fight?

>>149340050
Naurdiev is definitely a 170er, he must have taken this on short notice
Turtle has been at 185 throughout his UFC career. he's short but dense. not sure he can cut to 170

Park is eternal boy tier

good scrap

10-9
7-10

LETS GO PARK

>>149340079
i think that pretty obviously is a 10-7, park just needs to be careful not to get heemed

He just hurt him to the body

Park just needs to survive this round!!

Park drowning this dude

Park did not win round 2, it's 8-9 round

any hot azeri girls spotted yet lads

>>149340114
Whatever you say chud

if he's that tired despite the long ass break for the illegal knee, turtle would have finished him had it not happened.

>>149340114
I have it 20-16 Park.

>>149339970
Azerbijani doctor is best doctor

KILL THIS SHITTER, IRON TURTLE!!

Park's eye is a mess... it's a waste

>>149340114
>retarded betcuck in full cope mode
KWAB

Imagine being so shit that you lose a 50-45 decision in a 3 round fight. Send this bum to PFL.

it seems like they both not trying to fight...

doo just moaned

>>149340143
keeek

Youre no talent. No talent.

CHINA NUMBER 1.

>>149340143
>50-45

fucking EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE is killing me

29-26 Park

>>149340158
10-9
10-7
10-8
HOLY KEK biggest loss in UFC history??????

>>149340114
that's settled, the nafri in london has spoken

what the fuck is that performance from naurdiev, did he blow his load when he thought he won?

30-24 Park

ザ・アイアン・タートル

>>149340143
>50-45

28-27 Narudiev

>>149340198
Adrenaline dump

Round 3 was unironically a 10-8

>>149340198
Got mentally heemed by the point deduction I guess

>cheat
>cheat
>knee his eye in
>lose the round after you knocked him down illegaly
>lose the final round by molestation
they really let anyone

>>149340143
>50-45
Brazza...

29-22 Park

Park didn't even need the point deduction

>>149340212
A love letter to Azerbaijan

29-25

In 1972 I walked Brendan Schaub on stage who the fuck are you? You're nothing, no talent.

>29-26
Robbery

>>149340222
morrocans are just like that breh

29-25
lol

>>149340222
anyone in* fuckyouyouknowwhatImeant

>>149340143
>16.67 point must system

based

29-25
R A R E

>29-25
is this that scorigami thing?

This event is so corrupt, how do you give Park round 1 or 2? It was
10-9
8-9
9-10
27-28

>>149340241
he's chechen

wait how can there be 29-26 and 29-25 scores??

>>149340241
He's a russian you dumbfuck

Mediocre piece of shit. You're not an artist.

lets go wales

THE TURTLE MARCHES ON

>>149340263
2 point deduction
one judge had round 3 10-8

>>149340253
He literally rocked him 2 times in round 1 and at the end of the round.

>>149340263
one judge scored the last round as a 10-8 for tutle

>>149340241
I know, but this type of mongoloid should never make it to the main roster, it's wmma tier

Moments caught before disaster

>>149340263
10-9
7-10
8-10

>>149340212
Honestly, there was a heem in that fight, it just wasn't allowed.

>>149340270
cool dragon flag, most european flags suck

>>149340275
>>149340277
oh wtf that was NOT a 10-8

>>149340270
Picksbro?

>>149340264
He is culturally moroccan

Loving how my stream is skipping the walkouts

>>149340276
That was a slip, the one eyed cyclops said did that steal the round but everybody with 2 eyes (Felder) said no, obviously not.

Oban Elliot is shit.

HE WILL HEEM IT'S IN HIS FUCKING NAME

>named KO
>doesn't get a KO

oban "missy" eliott

KOREAN TYSON

This doo is named KO. How can you be anymore destined for heeming?

world famous korean martial arts

People forget man, look what he did to Basil Ha fez..

>>149340311
Good scoring from the judges tonight

>>149340082
Yes who is influence slopping tonight

>>149340311
wtf I thought Ismail was winning round 1 but in all the excitement I might have lost track

>>149340318
beep beep
who got the keys to the heem
vrooooooooom

i cant watch my boy elliot lose

this NIGGA NAME IS KO LMAO

>>149340354
You buck the fuck up and enjoy your heeming

I told you Oban Elliott was shit

>named ko
>wrestles

>>149340365
fuck you

>>149340308
dude thats THE welsh gangster

>amazing hips
>obviously started training judo at a very young age

Welsh aren't very good fighters are they

>>149340381
>obviously started training judo at a very young age
Gonna start referring to zesty individuals like this

>>149340380
Hes shit.

>>149340311
Absolute corrupt

>>149340388
fuck you

im bored

Azerbaijain will go to war so the UFC never comes back

Imagine getting manhandled by a korean. Couldn't be me.

>>149340388
lovers, not fighters

>>149340415
what you wanna do?

>>149340423
Tom Jones Aspinall

>>149340427
rewatch the back-to-back wmma bangers that happened an hour ago

hes still my boy no matter what happens

>>149340405
mahkmur in shambles

>>149340388
> jon jones

>>149340388
Why do you think we conquered them?

>>149340399
DUDE!!

>>149340439
Is that Jazz Jennings

>named KO
>can't KO

>>149340439
This is hwhite in Wales

tristwch

this taiwanese boy is too damn jacked

>>149340436
Jon Bon Jovi Jones

Obum Elliott

>>149340451
>we

did that coaches voice break during that yell, or was it a horn fucken lol

Obum Smelliot

biggest favorite of the card btw

This is why many are saying he's Oban "MMAGuru's little bitch" Elliot.

this is what happens when yella bwois grow up eating meat instead of ice

KEK WHAT A WELSH BITCH

>>149340487
being out grappled by a chinese person

please show some respect to wales

>>149340478
>Brazilian isn't educated
Shocking

this is what you get for shit talking Meng you little fucking wiener

He's like an asian with a dog

oban is a wrestling specialist btw

>named ko
>wrestlefucks
embarrassing

>>149340490
no one cares about your virgin obese ass jewru

>>149340493
rice^

>149340509
Don't know espee lore

Elliot is fighting like a bitch, not an Aryan

>>149340518
he's not eating him tho

>named Oban
>doesn't oban

Oban is just taking him into deep waters he knows he can KO the Ko at will

>>149340522
Know your place, redditor. That's THE MMA "The King of /heem/" GURU, that you're talking about.

The call him the Korean Tyson cause he is like mike tyson if he wrestle people instead of heeming them.

elliot is smart, hes obviously throwing the fight because hes cashing out on a bet, based

If this were Ancient Rome, Oban would be dead by now

This Eliott fella got sugar in his tank.

>>149340555
kys kyle

pfwoar what's that smell???
*see's brazilian flags*
>must be eating beans again

Iron Mike Turtle Tyson

>>149340562
not today bro, please

Oban is a /pw/ poster. It's only natural that he would put on a KWAB performance.

>>149340560
kys

It's over

>>149340582
Me taking the picture.

OCAN Elliot more like

placing bets on what number the next game thread will be

NOOOOO NOT THE MENG TO THE FACE NOOOOOOOOO

>>149340588
no?

>Try winning the fight, boyo
Powerful Welsh coaching.

>>149340566
>*see's
*fuck's you're ass"

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

the granite tortoise

>gets pressed
>gets a bodylock out of fear
>gets thrown
>spend the round on your back
>rinse and repeat

korean mma is just too damn good to be frank with ya

byw wrth y cleddyf, marw wrtho

this is what jon jones vs that english guy would look like no wonder jones can't be assed

UK Wrestling exposed. Jones slimes out Aspinall

If I was Oban I simply wouldn't get judo'd

We still have Mason Jones so pipe down

>>149340654
>>149340653
no

>>149339193
>roundtree
>fiziev
>blaydes
>orolbai
>nazim
>naimov

absolute state of wales

>>149340656
>was so afraid of getting zeemed by 2025 Stephens he had to crotchsniff to a snoozefest decision
Bum soon to be fraudchecked to completion

6/6 decisions fuck these new gloves mang

Korean Tyson

which part of Wales are you guys from?

Someone got a screencap of Ko's face in the triangle?

>>149339193
>roundtree
>ignacio
>curtis
>orolbai
>nazim
>naimov

if bogdan grad does not win by KO within 60 seconds im sawing my dick off

>>149340694
Swansea

>>149340694
the part known for sheepfucking

din du

Whatup? What the fuck up? Respectfully.

>>149340694
No part because it's a complete sheepshagging shithole

>0 finishes
>0 interviews
grim card so far

r/asianmasculinity eating good tonight

absolutely chink'd

>>149340716
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP DENNYS

>>149339193
Hill
Bahamondes
Blaydes
Musayev
Motta
Grad

>>149340705
based drug addict Swansea smackhead

I've drank 3 (three) 33cl coca colas bros...

>>149340721
dont mock my JTBs they already have it rough
https://www.reddit.com/r/aznidentity/

>>149340684
You don't stand with a BKFC legend like Lil Heathen. Smart Mason Jones

a certain jacked tainwanese coward ducking war with china by living in canada micro-dick is probably erect right now

>>149340751
Sugar free I hope

THE Smiff?
THE Anders?
THE Jacoby robbery?!

>>149340751
centiliter? like the bug?

ufc is such dogshit these days jesus christ its so bad

>>149340808
fuck I hope hill gets knocked out like he did against pereira, hes so fucken lame and cringe

sup faggots

>>149340792
no... the tasty ones

TF this nigga got upon his head

>>149340751
Honorary Mexican.

>>149340751
URSVENSK BARBARII
HELL SEGER

>>149340757
fuck you

>>149340751
moms gonna freak

>>149340852
*ducks*

>>149340833
Post minge heems

>beautiful baku
its a dump

>>149340751
I did this when I was a kid and played call of duty after
felt like I was a god ngl

>>149340739
>Thank you, Joe! I just wanted to take this opportunity to tell the world: I wish I were a Mexican citizen! I am but a lowly canadian, not worthy of the adulation of Mexicans! Please, boo me! Boo me for I am still poonadian and not Mexican! I won't be happy until I am an Mexican and have sex to brown women! Please, Dana, help me to achieve my dream! Mexico! Mexico! Mexico!

>>149340861
see>>149340875

Bitch ass nigga card

Is this whole event just slurping Azerbaijan? Feels worse than when they're in Saudi or Dubai

I have access to a perfectly legal TNT sports UFC stream but I still tune into totanon for the kpop choons

>>149340751
nigga wtf is a cl

did anyones stream audio get heemed

>>149340919
thats on the cucklow you know im sayin

When is Borat gonna come out

>>149340919
centilitre you fuck, Euros usually use it but you should know it too

>>149340919
Cocklaw you feel me

>>149340919
clits

>>149340962
Grad is a black man

>>149340751
just brush your teeth nigga

unhhh fuck me with your fat cock mommy

Naimov looks like he's gonna get brutally qeemed. I can feel it.

>>149340962
Pure breed austrian

I picked bogdan grad with my heart despite the odds
hopefully he doesnt let me down

This guys mouth fills me with primal rage. It needs to be punched.

Based samurai Bogdan

me

>>149340962
Slavic GSP

>>149341008
canada is collapsing

Oh god it's goddard
>>149340992
No one inquired. Respectfully

Where even is Tajikistan?

>>149340962
kek he looks like a right sperg

>>149341016
>>149341020

>>149340962
Pinnacle of white DNA

>>149341033
somewhere over there idk

>>149341020
Jon Cryer?

>>149341033
on the silk road

>>149340962
good first game in state of origin but was poor in perth i reckon

>>149341062
wtf I thought they shut that place down

grad moving like the indian in that reel making a drink but hes just moving his head fast

>>149341033
It's one of those fictional countries they make for Call of Duty campaigns

>you fucked up
>you fucked up

MEME KICKED!!!!!!!!

Of course he fumbled the finish

Hard to care about this sport anymore. So rare to get a UK timed card, when they do it's trash. Too much wmma, corrupt scorecards. UK fighters are trash, the only one who isn't is getting ducked for 2 years.
Dana cares more about slap than ufc at this point.

>>149341033
I think its a type of sauce for stir-fry

I was literally just thinking about a spinning kick and he threw one I should be in his corner

>>149341109
Shut up ufc is on

Imagine the level of hatred in your heart you would need to name your baby Bogdan. That name cursed him to look like that.

>>149341109
He wants to be a boxing promoter

>>149341109
whinging pom who would have thought

>>149341146
>>149341146
>>149341146

>>149341033
right above afghanistan

>>149341109
This faggot is still seething about my boy Turtle

>>149341141
Dan.
But from the Bog.

>>149341153
no

someone post a stream link plz