Fear not anon. I am on a campaign of Artposting that shall rearrange the world in my own image. Like Alexander, there will be linguistic statues of my mind erected still standing tall in posts 50 years from now. Join me, brother. You could be my Hephaestion. The first technique is the alchemical transformation of a bad thread into a good one through sheer power and grace. Nothing is beyond redemption. Not even your childish, bemoaning, useless, lifeless voice.