>>76505621
>calves
That's how I know this anon is authentic and not just shitposting.
For some reason, filipinas got absolutely insane calves. I could do calf raises every day for 20 years and not get calves so big and juicy and toned as some random 40 year old filipina office worker. Their calf genetics are crazy.

My girlfriend and I started playing Baldurs Gate 3 yesterday, in COOP mode. It was definitely rather complicated at the start, but we played for 6 hours until 3AM, so that's definitely a good sign, that we both really like the game.
I got a ton of questions to be honest, but the most glaring right now is this one:
My girlfriend plays a Druid, the one that can transform into a bear at level 2. Yesterday when we arrived at the Grove we went shopping for new weapons. We bought a bunch, but whenever she equipped any of them, she got incredibly low damage. 1-7 to be exact. For reference, my Paladin with the new axe I bought did 7-13. We tried several weapons, swords, a morning star, a spear and an axe, all did absolutely pitiful damage. And we can't tell why, but maybe you do?
I think she finds it really hard to play as a Druid too, is it a hard beginner class? Mostly she just shoots with a crossbow at distance and she has a very powerful ice spell, but can only use it once, so she is really frustrated. I tell her to maybe just transform into the bear and attack enemies like that, since the bear does a lot of damage but she says it's really boring because he can only run and hit with his paws.

>Chun-Li has been gone from the shop for over 1000 (ONE-THOUSAND) days
>I have been fiending for her all this time like a crackhead fiending for crack
>She finally returns
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAh
>Look at her in the shop
>Think about it, rationally
>1600 V-Bucks for...
>An Emote I will literally never use
>1st style is lame and boring as fuck
>2nd style is sexo
Pretty much 15€ for one (one) good skin and nothing else? Idk bros...