>fresh dd2 playthrough
>head over to checkpoint border town for the first time
>enter the blacksmith shop, buy a few things
>as I'm about to leave this guy stops me at the door and starts asking me to find his missing orb so he can scam his merchant boss
>all while the merchant boss he's shittalking is right behind him
>as soon as the dialog ends he gets merked by the merchant and his 2 soldier goons, his route in the questline immediately ends
>merchant then proceeds to ask me to find his orb because he can't seem to find his apprentice who had it (who he just killed with the body literally lying at his feet)
This game has some of the best unintentional comedy