>Do you, Anon Anonson, take up Anonette as your lawfully wedded spouse?
>Yes, I do.
>And do you, Anonette, take up Anon as your lawfully wedded spouse?
>Ok so I fucked Brad. He's the guy who took my virginity actually. Not my boyfriend though, I mean, yikes right? But yeah this one time we were at a party and we got a bit drunk so we snuck into one of the bathrooms and he popped my cherry. Never saw him again after that, thankfully, I mean, how awkward would that have been? Also Mike and John took my anal virginity. Well, I guess Mike did, since he got inside first, but they took turns so you could count them both. Oh I forgot, I actually lost my oral virginity first of all. You know, because I was failing maths at class and my teacher was single. ...oh right, and, yes I do.