>be GayJ
>fight Klitschko coming off the Fury loss and 2 years off the couch at 41 years old
>get knocked on your arse and almost stopped
>get up to get a shitty early stoppage
>everyone thinks you’re the next Lennox Lewis
>2 years and 3 fights later go to ‘Merica to prove yourself and become a big star
>get decked 4 times by Andy Ruiz and stopped
>rematch Ruiz who gained 100lbs of lard and jab him to a decision
>FIRST TIME WAS SO NICE, I HAD TO DO IT TWICE
>KO 40 year old Pulev, everyone thinks you’re the man again, Mike Tyson type shit
>lose twice in a row to Usyk barely winning a round each time
>finna rebuild, get back to what made you
>UD over THE Franklin
>it’s ok, just testing the waters again
>time to step it up a gear
>fight THE Helenius, get jabbed up, looking like shit
>eventually get the KO
>big Femi sigh of relief
>make sure to grab your nuts at the audience so they know who’s boss
>now it’s really time to fight some competition
>enter Otto “All in” Wallin
>get an easy KO
>things are finally looking up for Big Femi
>need to get one over Tyson Fury for PR
>KO Ngannou
>Femi shuffle
>on a fucking roll now
>who’s gonna stop me
>little crayon eating autistic kid wants a fight
>another easy Oluwafemi Olaseni Joshua W
>spastic getting uppity at the presser
>don’t ever speak to Big Femi like that, threaten to bash his head in with a chair, that’ll show him
>fight night
>walking to the ring
>bum fell out like after a AKA Skinz party
>getting flashbacks of the first Ruiz fight
>1st round going well, using the footwork and jab
>get too cocky, eat a weapon of crayon destruction from Bubba Blue
>shit
>go back to corner
>Ben Davison talking absolute shit
>trying to remember where I am
>go out the corner
>get ran over by Mr Popo
>time to roll the dice
>muster all the roadman energy you have left
>land a great right hand, got the mouth breather on the back foot
>this is it, your greatest moment
>go in for the kill