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>sudo apt install ...
>sudo: command not found
>wtf
>sudo apt install sudo
>sudo: command not found
>su root
>apt install sudo
>exit
>sudo apt install ...
>This user is not in the sudoers file. This incident has been reported to the administrator.
>su root
>adduser winchad sudo
>adduser: command not found
>apt install adduser
>adduser winchad sudo
>adduser: command not found
>wat.jpg
>(frantic googling)
>sudo adduser winchad sudo
>exit
Linux is just a pain and i've been using it for three years already