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>DISNEY DOESN’T KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE ANYMORE


2026 Governor of California, Wayne Lambright
@GovLambright
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>DISNEY DOESN’T KNOW WHAT BOYS LIKE ANYMORE
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Somewhere in the neon-drenched fever swamp of 2025, the House of Mouse has stumbled into a ditch, and I’m here, pen dripping with venom, to tell you why.Listen up, you glitter-dusted Disney execs, you’ve lost the goddamn script! Once upon a time, you churned out tales of brave princes, plucky princesses, and talking animals that made kids’ eyes sparkle like a Fourth of July sky. Now? You’re slinging woke manifestos wrapped in rainbow cellophane, and the boys—those scrappy, dirt-under-their-nails, lightsaber-wielding boys—are staring at your latest offerings like they’re being force-fed kale-flavored cotton candy.I’m pounding this typewriter in a haze of cigarette smoke and righteous fury, because you’ve gone and alienated the heartland of America, the straight-shootin’ folks who just want a story that doesn’t lecture them on how to think or who to love. You’re out there, 11% of the population—yeah, I’m talkin’ to you, the self-appointed arbiters of morality, the ones who think “traditional” is a dirty word. You’re screaming about inclusivity while forgetting the majority: moms and dads, kids who want heroes, not hashtags. You’re serving up sermons instead of stories, and it’s about as appetizing as a vegan burger at a Texas barbecue.I’m not here to sling slurs or start a bar fight—though, hell, I might if you keep pushing this monkeypox-laced narrative that’s more about shock than substance. You think we don’t see through the glitter? You’re not fooling anyone with your Freemason handshakes and secret clubhouse vibes. The rumor mill’s churning—half of you are probably card-carrying members of some shadowy lodge, plotting to turn Mickey into a gender-neutral influencer.

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