They barge into a conversation to say "ackshually" and try to knock down someone's point by saying that a z-type jalopi motor from 1928 wasn't actually a compressed 4-stroke because the air filtration unit was developed in-house to aspirate more carbon from the leaded gasoline. Therefore the first one was actually developed in Bosnia in 1926 by some guy when he welded a bunch of tin cans together.
Linguists are the worst. I don't know if there's ever going to be a better way to exemplify this than with the study of language. You say something and "put something down" and then they correct you by saying that it's an auxiliary anaphoric context-insensitive ordinal gramophone, so they have no idea what you're talking about when you say "beau temp, monsieur"
Music (/mu/) is fascinating, because music is such a free expression. It's meant to be felt and not described or manufactured or anything specific, but there is some way to say "ackshually" when someone says that the first example of progressive swamp-rock (something ambiguous to begin with) was