Thread 213718621

Master of the Rebel Angels edition

Christ is Lord.

ATTENTION

You must now tell me your favourite:

>Film
>Book
>Slag
>Crisp flavour
>Beer

Make it snappy, fatties

Can't walk into a church me I'd burst into flames

>>213718664
you'll get dozens of replies from narcissists but I'll take the opportunity now to tell you all that no one cares

>>213718664
goodfellas
never read one
the missus
salt and vinegar
peroni

>>213718664
piss off datamining cunt

Punished dershowitz
A yid denied his pierogi...

>min & fin giving me limp dick
>but hair is still falling out like crazy

so I'm taking pills literally only for the downsides and paying for the priilege

mental

>>213718689
Not the answer I was looking for. However, I respect your forthrightness, you adipose monstrosity.

>>213718695
Answer the fucking questions NOW

is it actually bad to be gay

Can't understand why anybody would choose a generic macro lager as their favourite beer over all the other generic macro lagers.

Janny on a mad one
Don't worry، it's definitely working :^)
You definitely have power :^)

There will come a day when all the lies will collapse under their own weight, and truth will again triumph.

>>213718768
The triumph of truth is inevitable

usually I rely on emmy noms for what shows to watch but this all looks like dogshit

except for Severance which I've obviously already seen

Need to do some facetta nerra with a fit Eritrean bird ASAP

we need to bring back turbans for white people
I want to see some buxom wenches wearing the latest bourrelets when I go to heron

Kill the biomass

>>213718664
how do people even choose a single favourite of anything

>>213718784
need that pic from about 12 years ago of the somali-looking bird with a banana in her hand
she's not even sucking or licking it she just looks hot af

>>213718784
Stop posting these you're making me feel funny

Mad how fit they are

Need I remind you that that kind of behaviour belongs in the bowry and only the bowry?

>>213718837
i think you need a strong face to really pull them off

Wizards are so cool

hello /brit/

im such a gay ass lil nigga

>>213718664
>Film
Seven Psychopaths
>Book
Imajica
>Slag
Nicola Coughlan
>Crisps
Spicy Dill Pickle
>Beer
Unibroue's Trois Pistoles BUT I CAN'T FUCKING GET IT RIGHT NOW

>>213718778
Not remotely the same as slavery. Slaves are by definition human property. They can be abused, raped and sold at will. Jews were never slaves in Europe. In fact Christianity specifically FORBADE slavery. Go back to secondary school.

>>213718664
>can't choose
>Hobbit
>Nicki Minaj
>BBQ
>Sapporo

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

Facetta nera NOW

>>213718933
based

>>213718939
Germany was closed between 1930 and 1945 for renovations.

Two steps ahead.

Expanding the arsehole

Is ToBE ok?

>>213718664
LOTR
LOTR
Ferrous Slag
LOTR
Mike's Hard Lemonade

https://youtube.com/watch?v=x-C_pI3PIA8

Never understood why he said "Epschtine"

been a while since i saw nikocado's you know what

>>213719051
You can really taste the Ent

>>213719053
that's the german way
for example https://www.google.com/search?q=einstein+gemran+pronounciation&client=firefox-b-d&sca_esv=81a4eb9d017737df&sxsrf=AE3TifOTLVAqUrVKKpvbmSLzZdjexk3zhw%3A1754950559962&ei=n2uaaPHBOqPIp84Pg4C6iQI&ved=0ahUKEwixjeal5IOPAxUj5MkDHQOALiEQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=einstein+gemran+pronounciation&gs_lp=Egxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAiHmVpbnN0ZWluIGdlbXJhbiBwcm9ub3VuY2lhdGlvbjIHEAAYgAQYDTILEAAYgAQYhgMYigUyCxAAGIAEGIYDGIoFMgsQABiABBiGAxiKBTIIEAAYgAQYogRI2AxQ5QpY6AtwAXgBkAEAmAGKAaAB-AKqAQMwLjO4AQPIAQD4AQGYAgKgAnLCAgoQABiwAxjWBBhHmAMA4gMFEgExIECIBgGQBgeSBwMxLjGgB5MRsgcDMC4xuAdrwgcDMi0yyAcI&sclient=gws-wiz-serp

>>213718939
>Not remotely the same as slavery. Slaves are by definition human property. They can be abused, raped and sold at will.
That's chattel slavery you utter ninny

>In fact Christianity specifically FORBADE slavery.
Explain how niggers got to the Americas. Did they teleport with arcane Yakubian technology? Or were they sold to Christians by African kingdoms and brought there on Christian ships? Surely it can't be the latter as Christians wouldn't dream of taking slaves, as Christianity specifically FORBADE slavery.

Normies are autistic when it comes to whichever specific domain or knowledge base that they studied or are interested in.

They barge into a conversation to say "ackshually" and try to knock down someone's point by saying that a z-type jalopi motor from 1928 wasn't actually a compressed 4-stroke because the air filtration unit was developed in-house to aspirate more carbon from the leaded gasoline. Therefore the first one was actually developed in Bosnia in 1926 by some guy when he welded a bunch of tin cans together.

Linguists are the worst. I don't know if there's ever going to be a better way to exemplify this than with the study of language. You say something and "put something down" and then they correct you by saying that it's an auxiliary anaphoric context-insensitive ordinal gramophone, so they have no idea what you're talking about when you say "beau temp, monsieur"

Music (/mu/) is fascinating, because music is such a free expression. It's meant to be felt and not described or manufactured or anything specific, but there is some way to say "ackshually" when someone says that the first example of progressive swamp-rock (something ambiguous to begin with) was at . It was actually at because someone scatted into a moonshine jug and it got played over a radio made of wood for 12 seconds.

https://racepuritytest.com/
Well Rorke? What's your score?

How will all those jeet international students find jobs now since there's a decline in grad jobs and a lot of employers don't want to sponsor their visa

>>213718896
I think I could, I have more of a face for a portrait miniature though (and the willy too)

>>213719152
ok

https://racepuritytest.com/
Well Rorke? What's your score?

https://racepuritytest.com/
Well Rorke? What's your score?

>>213719053
"Epp-Styne" because most Brits of his generation will know that name from Brian Epstein

>>213718664
>>>Film
Trainspotting
>>Book
Down and Out in Paris and London
>>Slag
Sophie Dee
>>Crisp flavour
Salt and vinegar
>>Beer
kronenbourg 1664

>>213719152
*yawn*

A girl went up to me last weekend at the pub. Told me I had broad shoulders. Then slapped both of them with her hands and walked off???

>>213719218
literally who?

Reading French surrealism poetry

>>213718850
just whatever popped into your head when you thought of it. its only /brit/, not desert island discs

>>213719234
you'd know if you were 70

Poo shitey

>>213719228
Go to bed, sleepy bear. It's nearly 11:30, and you have work in the mor-haaaahahahaa
Oh my, I almost made it through that with a straight face. I tried so hard.
But seriously, if you're tired, go to bed.

did he ever adress the messages

>>213719291
Yes

>>213719233
should have punched her fucking lights out

>>213719233
Autistic flirting, or autistic facting. You'll never know, and it will haunt you until your dying day.

poop and niggers dying

>>213719233
Maybe she was a sculptor?

My name is Hugh Mungus

It used to be Coors Light didn't it? And now it's just Coors?

>>213719325
bore off brewerymong

For me its Miami Blues (1990)

>>213719353
Coors banquet is lush

Never tried beer. It's bellow me

>>213719291
this entire thing aged well tbf, hardly even that shameful to admit you're a race fetishist cuck that wants your bird spunked in by black men while you put dildos up your bum

back when they dropped though that was about as heinous as it gets and bro tanked it

sucking on a sapporo (brewed in guelph, ontario)

>>213719353
don't know
i don't drink the big 3

ever been repulsed from a proto by seeing them be needlessly nasty to others?

For me? It's Kloster Andechs.

the raped

I live on top of a brewery

>>213719404
Women in general repulse me

I support the German beer industry.

...and the yet to be raped

>>213719353

They have coors banquet in the states and it's pretty good I can confirm. Wish we had it here.

>>213719346
HUGH MUNGUS WHAT

Another day wasted on /brit/ is it?

>>213719460
No such thing as a good yank beer

>>213719185
i hear you i'm like the type to get eaten by a giant bird in the very very back back corner in a hieronymus bosch painting

>>213719489
take your head out of the sand

>>213719213
Bit too Yankified for me to score a perfect number.

Did you any of you lads play cricket at school or is this a private school thing

>>213718780
>>213718827
Thoughts on the RSI?

>>213719360
good lad

>>213719526
I've yet to see one

>>213718664
>>Film
Barry Lyndon
>>Book
Heart of Darkness
>>Slag
Beth Lily
>>Crisp flavour
Sweet Chilli
>>Beer
Cherry Chouffe

just found out the girl I lost my virginity to has turned lesbian. plus my only girlfriend has come out as bi.
starting to get some hurt feelings over here

>>213719535
At state school yeah

>>213719535
We didn't have a school team but played friendly games of cricket at lunch in summer time. State school.

Tucking into the emergency hidden vodka

>>213719354
Jesus Carl, you look like shit mate. You alright?

>>213719535
played rounders but i could never hit the ball

>>213719253
okay i always have a hard time choosing favourite movies and books for some reason but i will try to answer next time. most of those ones are not applicable for me anyways

>>213719559
You know what must be done.

>>213719559
most women are bi anyway lad

>>213719576
https://youtu.be/3S_2axWPmV8

>>213719401
*serendipitously grabs a can to check* huh wouldya look at that

>>213719604
I do

>>213719583
how the fuck are they not applicable? you must be an amish

>>213719401
still fucking strange that Sapporo licensed to Sleeman's of all places. Maybe they tried some of that Guinness Extra Stout that Molson tried to make.

I'd like to say that Sapporo is better in Sapporo, but I think it was just the third really hot day in a row after a really, really good, energetic show, and I was going to drink my weight in whatever was put in front of me regardless.

>random person walks up to you and touches you. mmmm yes you have very large pectoral muscles. Very good for procreating
>bro, why are you so fucking autistic. Learn how to interact with people

The mechanisms of human sexual dynamics are not so symmetrical it seems.

>>213719423
where is this?

bit of a vinegary stench building up round the bollock area

>>213719634
>>213719634
>>213719634
>>213719634
>>213719634

any too weird to be normal and too normal to be weird man in

>>213719641
Balls naturally smell of vinegar and fannies naturally smell of fish which implies the potential existence of genitalia which might smell like chips

>>213719489

Coors banquet is legit for a mass produced lager. If it was on tap here and made the same i'd drink it over any mass produced lager here at the moment.

>>213719633
Raped Marsh, in the northwest of Raped Maryland, a suburb of Hagerstown.

>>213719670
If I seem a little strange, well, that's because I am

>>213719663
homeless but can afford hair dye
fuck off

>>213719621
no i just don't like beer or watch porn and i'm not that fond of chips i'm more of a sweet tooth lol
i'll say ketchup

fuck sake can feel a shite brewing but its too late to be on the bog

>>213719752
How

>>213719670
i think that's most people desu no one is actually really truely normal some are just better at maintaining the appearance

>>213719752
Night pooing freakazoid

Night pooing
deserves a quiet shite

having a watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UohWz9L6PTs

>>213719750
im not much of a beer drinker but you must have a go to if you need to have one when your at the pub
it didn't specify the slag should be from porn.
>chips
FOY

jesus christ was just snapping some face pics to see how i look
Ok front, decent from the right, full on incel left side
mad how my head shape/hair has fucked me over

Everything is beyond reasonable doubt if you're paranoid/delusional enough

I'm a rorke

>>213719860
not taken a picture of myself for close to a decade

Was thinking of what an annoying day of toil loomed then I realised I forgot about yet another thing I had to do, can only hope people cancel things because it's too hot to bother

>>213719677
>>213719663
go save her lad

>>213719885
only one picture of me as an adult, that I know of, and it's from 12 years ago

>>213718751
not really. you just gotta find someone who is not always being rough on your battyhole

>>213719860
It's fine lad
If I take a picture of myself you can see my horrifically receding hairline
Was looking at mumbergs facebook and it was like that at 16

>>213719915
From past trauma? I'd sooner toss her into the marsh.

>>213719844
nooo i stick to wine or cocktails
umm pamela anderson because i've been watching various stuff about her and her interviews and she's definitely a slag lol but she's very sweet and actually quite interesting to listen to

chips chips chips

>>213719895
this just happened to me and it was such a relief!
i love it when people cancel keeping my fingers crossed for you

the missus as it were

https://www.offtiktok.com/post/22437

inside a migrant hotel, looks comfy af

>>213720095
great bush on her

filly knows her dreams have just begun

>>213720117
Imagine a huge incinerator installed under the floorboards, make the floorboards a huge trapdoor.
Swing it open when they all come for their meals. Burn them all to a crisp. Use the burning to fuel a pensioners home
It lush x

This is what people with hair give to the world.
What to bald cunts have to offer except rape?

>>213720169
children of rape

>>213720169
Bald jokes

>>213720018

Holy based. Redditards on the ropes.

just got back from a romantic weekend with the 'fu

>>213720018
Total Two Party Zerstörung
Can't wait

fuck me that's a tune

>Nicole Kidman: 5'11
>Marries 5'7 Tom Cruise
>Marries 5'8 Keith Urban

what's her problem?

right let's settle this:
cum or piss?

Watching a video where someone autistic gets a speedrunning world record and their parents celebrate with them, and getting emotional cos the parents probably wanted to celebrate something, *anything* with their kid and see their kid achieve *something*. And a speedrun world record doesn't really change much in real life but it's still an achievement that the parents can finally be proud of their kid for

t

>>213720305
she's an SWC fiend

>>213720305
more women should be like her. based short king appreciator

>>213720282
does she know her boobers are out like that? must be embarrassing x

tonight's the night

>>213720282
should be illegal

>>213720305
Short kings are becoming in.

>>213720313
kings say "both"

>>213719946
imagine in the future your nieces and nephews looking at the family photo album asking who that creepy bloke hiding in the corner is

>>213719226
based except for the choice of fr*nch beer

>>213720322
Used to watch speedrunning history videos but they're so repetitive and autistic, far too autistic for me, that I stopped giving a shit

I'm 6'5, is the 21st century really going to be the century of the short men? I'm scared tallsisters

>>213720305
they're still married too not bad for a celebrity couple

>>213720378
you could put in your tinder bio that you rape kids for a living and you'd still get more likes than a 5'9 nigga

>Crisp flavour
>Sweet Chilli

>Beer
>Cherry Chouffe

>>213720368
Don't worry mate it's brewed in Manchester haha

>>213720387
Cheers mate, I'll use that advice x

Which is England's second city, Manchester or Birmingham?

Saw the perseid meteor shower tonight sat on a warm hill in Western England. Was pure lush.

>>213720399
lanc*strians are worse than the fr*Nch ffs

Got a 6 pack of Budvar me

>>213719860
everyone has a good side and a bad side that's normal. and we always think we look worse in photos than we really do

>>213720411
I bought a book about Magna Carta and somebody had left a postcard with pic related on it. I keep going back to look at it, it's kino. Someone took it in the late 90s apparently.

>>213720409
Birmingham lad

Showing Scammers Their Own Willy On My Computer!

>>213720416
nutter

>>213720409
London
Birmingham
Manchester
Liverpool
Leeds

>>213720399
is it that brewery in Hulme? used to walk past it to go to sixth form

N

>>213720411
that was tonight? fucks sake
did you count how many you saw?

>>213720409
Edinburgh

The scrandemic.

>>213720467
A

>>213720424
that was my dad

I am unenthused by the female form

>>213720474
I saw three in about 20 minutes. Second one was YUGE

It might not be over yet though!

bit late in the night but im making chicken and rice x

>>213720477
now you'd done it

>>213720483
I only eat ready meals from M&S

>>213720313
nothing penger than a cock slapping off your stomach while it leaks spaff when he shags you cowgirl
cum in this case

>>213720483
rorke buying this without having a fucking clue what pappardelle is because he'd trust Mr Tesco with his life

>>213720516
it's like papa johns but for nigerians

something chewy just came out of my water bottle

Bundes

phwoar she's pretty as lads aye?

Co-Op ready meals bought, that's me sorted for the rest of the week lads

>>213720526
:)

>>213720529
absolutely nothing about this video arouses me

>>213720516
I actually got rumbled cause I didn't even know that was the pasta

>>213720529
need her shagged pronto

>>213720483
Mad how this is basically a proper Bolognese like they eat in Italy but they can't call it that here because normies will get confused.

Dislike athletes getting paid tens of millions to kick the ball around

>>213720539
bad time to inform you that those ready made processed meals cause CANCER?

>>213720483
absolutely nothing about this image arouses me

>>213720483
Noting this down for a potential purchase

rorke you wouldn't know how to even shag properly come off it

>>213720535
why do her eyebrows look like they're flying through a hyperloop to the far end of the universe

>>213720529
wtf is that HAL 9000 in the background

Finished Digimon Adventure (1999). Overall very good. Ending was sad too.

Now watching Katekyo Hitman Reborn. I started it years ago when I was in secondary school but never finished it. Excellent and underrated shounen.

>>213720555
I don't care, get it in the microwave Leftypol

>>213720396
this actually looks pretty nice and I love that charming little character

>>213720566
oh my days you evil creature
When girls don't have those painted on egregious brows it's a good thing

Emilia Clarke says hello

>>213720581
wasn't interested before, but you gnome me

>>213720581
Horrible sweet stuff.

>>213720575
you should watch something we actually care to hear about

they wouldn't put something nasty in a ready meal would they
teams of people are involved in getting that on the shelf
just trust them I say

>>213720396
both of these things are good, and wrist and grip strength can be easily improved with a bi-weekly routine.

>>213720561
Wasn't meant to it was my tea
>>213720563
It was quite nice genuinely. Good bits of meat.

>>213720579
rorke so lazy he hired a chef to cook his microwaved meals for him

>>213720584
I agree, I love natural eyebrows, it's just that hers look like they're flying through a hyperloop to the far end of the universe (as stated here >>213720566).

Stop being such a ghoul

Hello Rorke, please sit down. I've been hearing complaints from female workers about your behaviour. You've been acting inappropriately with them, calling them "steak ragu" and telling them you'd like to lick them. Care to explain?

>>213720581
It's pretty good.
>>213720592
Try other types of kriek. Some aren't as sweet.

>>213720595
they put razor blades in every 100th one

>>213720598
personally I wank 5 times a day

>>213720568
fuck off dave you old cunt

>>213720619
Reckon they only distribute those ones to stores with high biomass population in the local area

puter just crashed wtf

Don't eat ready meals because I always find I still feel hungry after eating one plus they're quite expensive these days

>>213720615
Cherry Chouffe isnt a kriek you numbskull

hacked

>>213720636
Thought you were dead

>>213720566
it's just a way of styling them you use an eyebrow brush and comb to shape them like that

>>213720611
Cathy, it was just banter.
You know how these females are, they aren't as smart as you or I.
*grabs your nips*

>>213720636
Nobody asked you to weigh in you smelly runt

>>213720630
I hope you're using moisturizer when you do it.
>Sorry lads, can't go to the pub, I got a mad case of Richard's Chap.

>>213720636
A tranny, a fat cunt and poor.

Them bucks PECULIAR!

end of the day the only TV watchers with any prominence around here is the guy who watches Fraiser and the guy who watches House MD

>>213720667
He imagining that bwc waiting for him when he gets home LOL

ah yes normal natural eyebrows
maybe if you're the fucking 9th marquis of cumpisshire

>>213720679
I watch Frasier too, and Cheers

>>213720679
Both legends in their own right and will have their own statues in the /brit/ hall of fame

>>213720679
pretty sure the House watcher was also the "Based LOST enjoyer"

>>213720663
My knob's fine but it does rub my hands raw

>>213720636
bet you live off chicken and mushroom pot noodles and coleslaw sandwiches you freakish runt

I don't own a television.

>>213720615
I get that it just means "cherry", but aren't Krieks exclusively lambics with sour cherry?

Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>213720691
cheers mate

>>213720710
Just incel things

>>213720679
houseposter infected about 2 other posters so technically there's multiple houseposters

>>213720714
>aren't Krieks exclusively lambics with sour cherry?
Yes, which is why Chouffe isn't a kriek.

>>213720722
haha good one that lad

>>213720709
Well today I had two microwave chicken burgers and am currently having two microwave pizzas. I don't like Pot Noodles.

Am I hallucinating or is there a Sopranos poster here as well

>>213720706
If your hands are like 60 grit, it's just a matter of time before you start shaving layers off the wood.

>>213720730
the disease has spread to other anons

>>213720741
hahahahahahaha your life is so fucking pathetic
you should just kill yourself already lad

>>213720744
We're all Sopranos posters from time to time

>>213720744
the russian was obsessed with the Sopranos

>>213720744
its common knowledge the guys retarded

wide pg tip recklessly rapid slamming through hymens xx

Wondering what kind of jobs are available in this AI world, asked ChatGPT and it said "I dunno lol"

>>213720754
My life is based really and I'm a woman.

absolutely nobody is talking to you
yeah you
the one with the eyebrows
nobody's talking to you

>>213720690
yeah they're pencilled and purposely styled that way. not very well done really

>>213720771
>I'm a woman.

>>213720715
crazy how this is EW

just trimmed the old monobrow

>>213720771
thoughts on bonnie blue and her feminism

>>213720767
If it's learned anything from our mistakes, it's not about to train its replacement.

betting on over 1.5 goals on the right matches is such a life hack
cant believe i wasted so many bets before on other accas

>>213720782
Not it isn't
Shut up

>>213720802
The best thing about surgically installed nipples is that they tend to be in the right spot.

>>213720679
still not sure if half the Houseposter posters were just made up or if they are real plot lines

>>213720796
ge ta clue

>>213720782
doesnt look like zorro's been practising his spelling on her belly

>>213720772
and what a relief that is that's why we're here right because conversations are actually exhausting

>>213720847
OH MY FUCKING DAYSSSSSS

>>213720786
Pluck DON'T trim the monobrow, babes xx

>>213720867
why's that

>>213720857
not you
the other shitcunt with the flaps

>>213720867
are you quite sure about that

car alarm going off down the street so i can't continue the film i was watching or go to bed or do anything or think or move

>>213720876
Plucking lasts longer and will eventually cause the hairs to thin. Shaving/trimming just cuts the hair at or slightly above the skin.

>>213720906
phone the police

NEW

>>213720914
>>213720914
>>213720914

>>213720908
>HE KICKED THE BALL THE BALLS IS KICKED IT TOUCHED THE NET AHH IM SO THRILLED

>>213720906
Sounds like a shit law. I'd try to appeal that.

>>213720906
cor got the War of the Worlds 2025 kino on have you?