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>the story of how your doctor wasted a neurocalculator and sliced off both your best researcher's arms
>the story of how a bullet ricocheted off a stone wall into a jade urn into the dirt into a genie's brain (he is now a trauma savant with 4 social)
>the story of how lightning struck your yorkshire terrier and it immediately miscarried onto a flagstone path
>the story of the time a dead raider had three joints in his jacket pocket and irreversibly crippled the colony via a chef giving everybody food poisoning after smoking one, as if every single fast food worker for the last nine years hasn't been crossfaded on THC and nicotine vapes and fireball