>>718497032
The Kingdom of Hyrule made a bid for weapons production and the winner was Medigoron, for being the cheap fuck he is, and Biggoron had another fucking conjunctivitis.
When they noticed swords were made out of Chinesium, it was already too late and Nintendo suit-dressed guys were in their asses demanding the release of the 1st game on schedule.
For the 2nd game, they noticed they can be as cheap as they want that people will call it a feature.