Green to keep Eris away

>What the hell was that, an earthquake?
>You wake up with a start as your entire house is shaking.
>You didn't even know that Equestria was seismically active.
>In any event, you throw off your bed covers and race to position yourself under the bedroom doorway.
>Just as you brace yourself under what you hope is the most structurally sound part of your cabin, the shaking stops.
>What the hell?
>Knock, knock, crunch!
>"Oops..."
>You know that voice, but why the hell is it so loud?
>She's early today.
>Still, she might just be checking up on you to make sure you're safe after that earthquake.
>So not bothering to tie on a robe over the comfy boxers you wore to bed, you head over to the front door, which has a big crack in it for some reason.
>As you tug on the doorknob, half of the door comes loose in your hand.
>With a curse, you toss the splintered wood aside and open the remainder of the door, which hangs on its hinges at a crazy angle.
>Directly outside your door is a large, yellow tree trunk.
>You notice three other yellow trees have inexplicably sprouted in your front yard, and they seem to have pink foliage--
>"Um, up here..."
>You look up towards the sound of the voice, and see two huge blue eyes looking down at you.
"What the immortal fuck? Is that you, Fluttershy?"
>She smiles beatifically as you recognize her.
>"Good morning! Yes, it's me!"
"What the hell happened to you?"
>"I... um... called in a favor from Twilight."
>Suddenly all the events of this morning make sense.
"Goddammit Fluttershy, if you've fucked up my lawn again--"
>Fluttershy crouches down, bringing her humongous head closer to the level of your own.
>"Oh no, I'm treading very softly, and you know I have soft hooves."
>Yes, you do know that, though the memory makes you shudder.
"Alright, but what's the big idea?"
>Yeah, you fully intended that pun.
"This scores about a 6 on the Richter Scale, and a 9.5 on my Weird-Shit-O-Meter!"
>Disconcertingly, Fluttershy inches closer to you until you can see yourself reflected in one of her huge blue eyes.
>"Remember our agreement?"