Thread 42424051

>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying and failing to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are light-hearted comedies about the ponies failing in their attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.

>It's been 12 years, how is this thread still alive?
A perverse mixture of necromancy and spite.

>How do I start writing?
Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.

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For additional information, lurk. You could also check out the T:EM/P/O or /bale/ threads for further writing advice, unless they're dead.
So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a lich is bound to its phylactery.

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previous thread: >>42420306

Confess your sins.

Yeeeah, work that grill baby.

What happened to the last thread? We were at the top midnight.

>>42424069
spam raid again

>>42424076
Barely got anything posted and apparently successful rapes correlate to wasted potential of dead threads, you know what that means. Buckle up Anons because it looks like the Fluttershy, the Bug, Candyass, the Draconequus, ziggers, probably the Princesses- all getting a turn this time. You're getting passed around like a blunt in a smokeshack.

>>42424107
454 anons weren't saved.
goodness, i'm praying for the ammunation spawn

>Day is there a circus in town in Equestria.
>Standing upon the threshold of your door, you have seem to have attracted a zoo.
>"Anon. Anon! Pick me."
>Ignoring their cries for attention, you look down to Fluttershy.
>She quivers like a fall bound tree at the site.
"Fluttershy. Why is all of Equestria in my front lawn?"
>"I don't know!"
"I don't believe you Fluttershy."
>She squirms a bit before using her wings to shield herself from all the attention.
>Well, all the attention being paid to you.
>Fluttershy just happens to be next to you.
>Helpfully, one of the abominations produces a magazine.
>"Hello, I'm a sharkpony, not one of those siren freaks."
>"Hey you fish ass."
>"Fluttershy here recently produced a hit piece article in Equestria Daily magazine about you Anon (you sexy thing) and we're all here to make claim to you."
>Take the periodical from her.
"Oh yeah, saw this in the grocery store, kind of just ignored it. Thanks, Fluttershy. For continuing to ruin my life in ways I didn't think possible."
>Terror gripping her heart keeps her from answering.
>Casually, you sip a drink from you coffee as you behold the battlefield.
>A lot of these weirdos are fighting each other.
>"I'll murder you all with Love if you dare to touch him. Only a mare will win his affection."
>Cadance is somewhere out there trying to fight the mob.
>Hopefully she'll get punted.
>Man, there's a lot of ugly OCs here.
>Produce a vial of salt and sprinkle it on a goo pony that crawled her way up your steps.
>She screams and runs away.
"Man, I don't know why you all showed up. Between Eris and Chrysalis, there is a huge power gap."
>A bramble plant pony hanging on the overhand of your roof kind of just shrugs.
>"It was a pretty convincing article cutie. My love will win in the end and we'll make a garden of joy."
>Moments after she said that some kind of weird Salamander Pony burns her into ashes.
"Hey, hey off the roof fire brand."
>Take out your fire extinguisher and foam her all over.
>Brushing the debris from your hands, you cup your hands around your mouth.
"All right you lunatics, party is over. Go home. I ain't available for any kind of nonsense. The article is literal horse-shit. So take your bags, belongings, and go anywhere else but here!"
>Wait a moment.
>Man, they're not listening.
>Bummer.
>Might need to take out the home defense.
>Cadance is currently chewing off Eris' horns, kicking Chrysalis in the muzzle, teat-bagging FemTirek, choking out a siren, and giving a rude gesture to a dragon.
>You miss when wrestling was this good.
>That when the world stops.
>Everyone is frozen in place.
>"That's enough now. You all go home."
>With poof of magic, most of the abominations vanish.
>The heavy hitters are left behind.
>Chrysalis heaves out a bellow of rage.
>"Who dares."
>A heavy stomp quakes the earth.
>Shadow overcasts you all.
>Oh, she's big.
>A sphynx glowers over them.
>"No changelings."
>Chrysalis yells obscenities before vanishing.

>>42424213
>"No sirens, no centaurs."
>They're gone now.
>Eris snaps her claw.
>Nothing happens.
>"I said no chaos. Now, no draconequus."
>"Shi-."
>Man, she's just deleting everyone left and right.
"What is this? I thought you had to do riddles."
>"Only when I feel like playing fair. I don't feel like playing."
>How is this even going to work?
>Probably size changing shenanigans.
>Princess Cadance tries to grab the beast with magic.
>"No flying except for me."
>Pink princess falls to the ground.
>"No ponies."
>So this is how it all ends.
>The sphinx has the biggest shit-eating grin as she looks at you.
>"Now that all obstacles are gone. Time to claim what's mine."
>She pauses.
>"Something is poking me. Who could possibly be left?"
>Sphinx turns around in time to get a face full of dust.
>She coughs.
>"That's, catnip. No. Catnip with poison joke!"
>Her eyes go wild and crosses.
>Magic plays a joke on her and just like her victims she disappears.
>Standing alone after this battle of ultimate destiny.
>Is a giraffe.
>Holding an empty baggie of what probably was the drug stash.
"Uh. I'm sorry what? You stay at that animal sanctuary."
>She spits out the bag.
>"Have to pretend to play dumb. Affordable housing at my size is at a premium."
"Ain't that the truth."
>"Ever been kissed by someone with a tongue longer than your throat?"
"I rather not."
>She looks sad.
>"Oh. Well ok. You have a good one Anon."
>She turns to leave.
>Clearing your throat.
"Hey. Where are you going?"
>She looks back.
>"Just going home. You said no."
"Lady, this is called the Flutterrape thread. Not the Flutter-please-ask-permission thread."
>The giraffe's eyes widen.
>"Oh. I'm supposed to rape you."
"That's why we're all here."
>Then you got throat tongued.
>By a fucking giraffe.
>At least it wasn't fucking Fluttershy.
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Reposting cause last thread died too quickly. As for one response, that goo-pony was going to insert herself into your urethra. She'd deserved to get salted.

>>42424213
I still feel bad for the little goo horse

>>42424252
That’s how you get turned into goo food.

>>42424069
Somebody spammed some Milky threads

>>42424216
i no longer have sympathy for the goo pony

>>42425066
Fair

>>42425693
I thought it was Rarity who owned a cat.

>>42425066
Sympathy for any kind of pony is a fool’s game.

going to bed early no die pls

>>42426188
Fingers crossed we make it through the night

>>42426533
Made it.

>>42426642
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RLadrIPM3dM&pp=ygUIZm5hZiA2YW3SBwkJxwkBhyohjO8%3D

>"And here we are again, already on Page 9."
>"Alright Anon, you know the drill."
>"Whip that thing out."

Hey Fluttershy I just shot Eris. Do me a favor, will ya? I'll consider that whole "sex" thing if you put your hoofprints all over this and then go hide it in Pinkie Pie's room on Sugarcube Corner.

>>42426930
>cuddles&kissing with Eris on the couch
>while Fluttershy watches tied up in the corner
who dies first?

>>42427008
Well I have more than two bullets so who’s first doesn’t matter to me.

>>42426989
Good shot dude. She never saw it coming.

>>42426930
Oh no

>>42426989
>>42427094
>"Hold on a second..."
>"You SHOT me?"
>Eris spits the bullet out onto the ground.
>"And you actually expected that to work?"
>"Oh, you sweet summer child."
>"That didn't even hurt."
>"But I can't have people running around shooting me."
>"So I'm going to have to rape you to smithereens now."

>>42427596
Anon knew the consequences when he thought a bullet would work.

>>42427596
You wait a goddamn second this needs to be done first

Rolled 4 (1d10)

Fuck I forgot how to roll

>>42427705
>Rolled 4 (1d10)
We are fucking doomed.

>>42427730
Well she did say to smithereens

>3
>"Can't let the thread get to Page 4, Nonny!"
>"Eris will get you!"
>"So I bumped you on Page 3--"
>"So I can have a turn! Wheeeeee!"

PAGE 4!? THIS is the new criteria!? MADNESS! PREPOSTEROUS! And dare I say even, ABSURD!

>>42427900
Well you normally RELISH a challenge

Oh we hit the threat zone in less than 20 minutes

>>42427900
>5
>"Ooh, glad you could make it!"
>"You're next, Veggie-boy!"
>"Get that armor off and dance for me!"

>>42428168
>"Halt, foul chaos alien."
>"Your attempts at intimacy with Anonymous the Human are in violation of the Human High Culture Doctrine of the Galactic Empire."
>"Prepare to face the Empire's wrath."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2h8K5zYQ7w

>>42428210
>Page 4
>*snap*
>Your armor and weapons are gone.
>You are in whitespace with Eris.
>"LOL, get ready to get raped kiddo!"

All dimensions are connected! They ALL lead to rape!

There's going to have to be a lot of bumps to keep us off the rapedar.

The next mare, or anything else, ESPECIALLY FLUTTERSHY, who tries to touch me get the Betty!

>>42428438
DIE.

More spam! All Anons who don't want to be raped report to bump the thread!

Dance Party?
Dance Party.

>>42427596
Well yeah I shot you, what you thought it was a normal bullet? You don't hunt a werewolf with normal lead bullets. These babies I took from the Tree of Harmony. It was fun whittling down crystal wood. Anyway, have some more and DIE.

>Data log; Year 14, day... I don't even know anymore.
>I have stayed only for a short time here, at outpost Alpha 1.
>The overall mood here is...
>Dour.
>The writefags, who would keep the thread bumped, have all been raped in glorious battle against our seemingly indomitable enemy.
>Though they were raped, I heard the tales of how they fought valiantly to preserve their brothers virginity from mares, chaos gods, and others.
>I still hear their names spoken like legends amongst the more senior of my fellow autists.
>Slasher, Nebulus (AKA Neb), Slep, ZigZag... and many more, who gave their lives to maintain the thread's safekeeping and to ensure the safety of their fellow Anons.
>Even newer writefags, ones who were to take the reigns, like Mshake, were raped in their efforts to keep the outpost alive.
>Now, there are only whispers of Writefags of the past.
>Though our situation may be grim, still we must fight on.
>We may be down but we are not out.
>Some brave, brave Anons still write one-shots.
>Taking pop shots at our enemies as they venture out on patrol missions.
>Thread bumpers serve their purpose as well, monitoring the outskirts on the edge.
>Though recently, they have been failing their mission...
>Everyday we grow closer to absolute annihilation.
>Especially our pelvises.
>I write this, knowing that our time draws near.
>Knowing that I will have a record of some kind, telling the days of strife the last few stood against the menace of rape against us autists; Is the only thing keeping me sane...

>>42428629
Nice one. Don’t lose hope yet.

>>42428629
There has to be a writefag that escaped from being raped.

>>42428629
God I fucking miss Mshake, hope he’s doing well.

>>42428629
This sounds like a note you would find in a horror game

>>42428629
>damn, /rgre/ got pushed off the board
>time to take up temporary residence in /flutterrape/ they always get lots of traffic keeping it real
>read this
w..we're gonna make it, right fellas?

>>42429043
It’s hitting us all anon, we still get some good one shots though

>>42429043
rgre anons are the ones that get raped the most often.

Old greens revive to keep the rapists away…

>"Anon..."
>LOUD snoring noises...
>"Psst! Anon!"
"Mblgrmblgmph..."
>"ANON!"
>You wake with a start, and a after a brief fumble you manage to turn on your bedside light.
"Whhhhh... Fluttershy?"
>"She smiles when you say her name.
>"Yes my dearest, it's me!"
>You rub a hand across your face.
"Did you break into my house again?"
>She looks away guiltily.
>"Nnnnnot as such..."
>Like you've never heard that story before.
"I'm sending you the repair bill."
>"Fair enough, I guess."
>You sit up, blinking your eyes to clear your vision.
"Anyway, why are you in my bedroom, as if I didn't know?"
>"Oh, well I was just wondering..."
>She places a small plate on your knees bearing a cup of coffee and a muffin.
>"Is breakfast in bed your fetish?"
>You look at her.
>Then you look at the clock.
>Then you look back at her.
"Not at three in the morning it isn't."
>"Oh, so this is one of those timing things you told me about?"
>You flop back on the bed.
"Yes. Along with one of those invasion of privacy things and willful damage to property things."
>"Oh. So um... since you're in bed already... and I came all this way--"
"Fluttershy, do you want me to throw you out the window or can you just show yourself out?"
>"Eep! I'll, uh, just let myself out, if that's alright."
"You do that."
>You turn out the bedside light and roll over, trying to return to your blissful slumber.
>"Sleep tight my precious--"
"Beat it."
>"Okay! I'm going. I'll just leave this here."
>You listen to make sure you hear hoof steps going out the door.
>This is why your house is literally the only one in Ponyville with locks on the door.
>Fat lot of good they did, you think, as you drift back to sleep.

>>42429091
Their mares defend them from rape attempts.

>>42429122
but the rapists are more aggressive

>>42429091
A tragedy we really don't improve on with the way we literally ask for it

>>42429123
The pureness of the mare wife rises above the degeneracy of the mare rapist. For her snowpity is uncorrupted thus will shine brighter.

>>42429529
Sorry Fluttershy but I already found this cute chubby weeb.

Nobody saw where the thread was.
Particularly not no horny draconequus.
Sssshhhhhhhh…

>>42429995
Sometimes you’ve gotta take risks, but don’t die while I’m sleeping that’d be pretty gay.

late night boop

OFF FOUR BEFORE SHE SEES!!!

>>42430272
What a naughty princess.

Bump from work.

>>42429727
>"Are you SERIOUS?! You want that COW over ME?!"

I'm thinking we should revisit that briefly lived alliance with Chrysalis. Seemed like it was doing well to keep Candyass away, plus she would've won the last time against Sunass and Candyass if it weren't for meddling Purplesmart. Surely a little help from Anon will tip the scales in her favor?

>>42430534
You know, has a cow ever bothered Anon? Minotaurs don’t count.

>>42430598
She also beat Poochie in a fight.

>>42430879
That is pretty impressive

>>42431231
Then she implanted a larva in her.

>>42431612
That’s a pretty fucked up holiday panko

>>42431612
>"Ms. Pie, you'll be doing no such thing."
>"You see, the murder weapon used to shoot Eris was found under your bed on Sugarcube Corner."
>"Clear your holiday plans. You're coming with us for questioning, along with Ms. Fluttershy."

>>42431828
>"You'll never take me alive"

>>42431894
>In the shoot out, Dash is nailed by a stray shot while Pinkie was firing wildly in the air.

>"Hey, Anon."
>"This time we're taking pictures to annoy Fluttershy with."
>"You in?"
>"I'm joking."
>"Of course you're in."
>"Strip."
>"Now."

I WILL OBLITERATE THIS THREAD! NO MORE RAPE!

The Canterlot Rape Wars
>https://pastebin.com/857MZ8RQ

>Walking through the park one day...
>In the merry, merry, month of...
>Whatever month it is here in Magical Talking Horse Land.
>Still not used to the local calendar yet.
>Winter has been wrapped up, but the air is still a bit brisk, so by your standards you guess it would be May.
>On your way to work.
>"There you are!"
>Oh shit, you know that voice.
>Dead ahead, you spot the telltale yellow coat and pink mane of your stalker.
>But she wouldn't try anything, right here in a public park, with all these other ponies around...
>Would she?
>Fluttershy starts directly towards you, at speed.
>Okay, maybe she would.
>You prepare to defend yourself.
>Fluttershy runs directly up to you, leaps up...
>And... hugs you?
>Your brain stops processing as she nuzzles you, and rubs your back.
>"I was so worried about you!" The weeping pegasus explains as she clings to you.
"Uhhh... what for?"
>Fluttershy sniffles, and puls her head back so she can look at your face.
>"Twilight was doing some research, and she thinks you may be in grave danger!"
>What has Purplesmart got a bee in her bonnet about this time?
"Oh, is that so? From what?"
>Snifff, "From being all by yourself!"
>She rests her head on your shoulder again, nuzzling your ear.
"That can't be helped, I'm the only one of me here."
>"Oh, but it can be, Anon. You could stop being alone! Have you ever thought about opening yourself up to one of us?"
"That's called bestiality."
>"It's called friendship, Anon."
>She looks at you again.
>"We ponies are vey social, and I think you hyoomins must be as well!"
"Humans."
>You correct her automatically.

(1 of 2)

>>42432226

>"If you're deprived of affection, you could become seriously ill!"
"Is this another one of your plots?"
>"No, I swear! It's the truth! Though I, for one, wouldn't mind giving you some more, um, advanced therapy."
"Wat..."
>"There are others who feel the same as I do..."
>You look around uncomfortably, noticing the crowd of curious ponies that has gathered.
>Some of the assembled ponies nod in agreement with Fluttershy's statement.
>"It's true," says a mint-green unicorn, "I confess I am a bit troubled by your continued solitude."
>The unicorn moves closer and hugs your leg.
"Ah, you don't understand. Fluttershy and I have sort of a history..."
>"And we respect that, Anon," a mulberry-colored earth pony chimes in, "we totally do. But we all worry about you."
>She hugs your other leg.
>You are now effectively immobilized, as the circle of ponies around you begins to contract.
"Umm, thanks, but there's no need. I'm just fine, really..."
>"Oh good, you found him!"
>A-a-a-and the Princess of Friendship herself has just arrived.
"Did you cast 'Want-It-Need-It' on me again?"
>"Wha--no! I'm really concerned about you!"
>She lands next to you, then rears up and gently encircles you with both her forelegs and her wings.
>"The Royal Canterlot College of Medicine has determined that ponies need a minimum of eight hugs a day! While I'm not certain how many you need, I'm really concerned about your lack of social contact!"
"Please let me go..."
>Your pleas notwithstanding, more and more ponies advance on your position and add to the growing cuddle pile.
>"Affection is important, Anon, it has value! I understand that you have reservations, but I implore you to reconsider, for the sake of your health!"
"I'm very uncomfortable right now..."
>"Umm... I saw him first... if that's okay..."
"I'd like to go now..."
>"We value and respect you, Anonymous," Twilight Sparkle affirms, giving you a squeeze with her wings.
>"Um, please? I can't reach him any more... some pony please let me back in..."
>The circle of cuddles continues to grow.
>But at least it has crowded out...
>Fucking Fluttershy.
>What the hell did she just start, anyhow?

(2 of 2)

>5
>Rapes (You) while you're distracted

>>42432231
This is hell

>>42432365
>4
>"I think it's just heavenly!"

>>42432550
You're going to run out of pictures.

>>42432639
Honestly that might be the only way to win on such an early appearance

>>42432231
Wait, why would Twilight cast the want it need it spell on Anon?

>>42432908
No reason not to

im going to bed, don't die

>>42433486
I’m sure we’ll survive the night

>>42432908
To get him to make some friends, probably.

BEGONE NOODLEY SEX PEST

AND STAY OUT!

>>42433716
She knows that's not how that works.

>>42432908
>"Now, I tell ya what: I want ya, and I need ya. Now, we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way. The choice is yours."

>>42433846
Good save

>>42432350
I am increasingly willing to enter a pun contest against Eris, open to escalation

>>42434191
I think I’m about punt you with my steel boot.

>>42434673
You might win that, who knows

>>42435518
Discord was never really smart. A trans version won’t be any better.

>>42435528
>You're not gonna believe dis'..
>Dat sexy green ape we're lookin' for?
>HE WAS AN INTERIOR DECORATOR!

>Page 6
>"Well Anon..."
>"Looks like I've gotta rape (You) again."

>>42436868
Your stupid, your voice is stupid, and your hair is stupid!

>>42436940
>"*you're..."
>"Just the first one, though."
>"Prince of grammar you ain't."

>>42436972
His school got blown up when his planet mysteriously exploded. Cut him some slack. Lord Freeza High School was a hard time.

im up to wednesday shenans, don't die

>>42437122
Why don't you don't die.

>>42437202
He’s doing his best

>>42435528
My shower curtains shouldn’t count. Get out!

>6
>tfw Eris wakes up before you do

>>42437942
GO TO HELL!

>>42437942
I’d rather you never woke up at all.

We need to move the ammunition up. We can never safely reach it now.

>7
>"It's just because this guy >>42427705 rolled a four."
>"I like this game. It's fun!"

>6
>"I mean, you're just making it too easy at this point."
>"My cunt runneth over."

>>42438986
Who is this strange goat monster and why are they so interested in me?

>>42438986
Does it ever haunt you? The wreckage left in the wake of your horrible lust? The sight of Anons cowering in a corner? The way the slightest thing can make them freeze up and start shaking while they're out and about? How they withdraw behind doors and locks? Are you happy? Even a friendly touch makes them jump, anticipating some new selfish possession of their bodies. Where is this going? Where will it end? How many more shattered lives?

>>42438986
Drown in your own cunt for all I care.

>>42439047
Discord's little sister.
She's a bit of a nympho.

>>42439047
She's one of the thread's more prolific rapists.
Someone came up with an idea to nerf her and got her to agree to spawn only past a certain page, decided by a d10 roll near the start of the thread.
But this time >>42427705 rolled a four, and obviously Eris is taking full advantage.

Green to keep Eris away

>What the hell was that, an earthquake?
>You wake up with a start as your entire house is shaking.
>You didn't even know that Equestria was seismically active.
>In any event, you throw off your bed covers and race to position yourself under the bedroom doorway.
>Just as you brace yourself under what you hope is the most structurally sound part of your cabin, the shaking stops.
>What the hell?
>Knock, knock, crunch!
>"Oops..."
>You know that voice, but why the hell is it so loud?
>She's early today.
>Still, she might just be checking up on you to make sure you're safe after that earthquake.
>So not bothering to tie on a robe over the comfy boxers you wore to bed, you head over to the front door, which has a big crack in it for some reason.
>As you tug on the doorknob, half of the door comes loose in your hand.
>With a curse, you toss the splintered wood aside and open the remainder of the door, which hangs on its hinges at a crazy angle.
>Directly outside your door is a large, yellow tree trunk.
>You notice three other yellow trees have inexplicably sprouted in your front yard, and they seem to have pink foliage--
>"Um, up here..."
>You look up towards the sound of the voice, and see two huge blue eyes looking down at you.
"What the immortal fuck? Is that you, Fluttershy?"
>She smiles beatifically as you recognize her.
>"Good morning! Yes, it's me!"
"What the hell happened to you?"
>"I... um... called in a favor from Twilight."
>Suddenly all the events of this morning make sense.
"Goddammit Fluttershy, if you've fucked up my lawn again--"
>Fluttershy crouches down, bringing her humongous head closer to the level of your own.
>"Oh no, I'm treading very softly, and you know I have soft hooves."
>Yes, you do know that, though the memory makes you shudder.
"Alright, but what's the big idea?"
>Yeah, you fully intended that pun.
"This scores about a 6 on the Richter Scale, and a 9.5 on my Weird-Shit-O-Meter!"
>Disconcertingly, Fluttershy inches closer to you until you can see yourself reflected in one of her huge blue eyes.
>"Remember our agreement?"

>>42439175

"One fetish guess per day. So, what is it this time?"
>An exhalation from her nostrils ruffles your hair and reminds you that you're not wearing anything besides your comfy boxers.
>Fluttershy smiles, and you can see a bit of drool at the corners of her mouth.
>"Is macro tongue-play your fetish?"
>Before you can confirm or deny, Fluttershy parts her massive lips, and her pink tongue, now roughly about half the size of your mattress, slithers out and presses against your legs.
>The pressure from the massive, yet soft and warm appendage shoves you back into the door frame, as she slowly drags it completely up your body, liberally soaking you with saliva as her sweet, honeyed breath washes over you.
>She does it a second time, adding a soft moan as Anon Jr. comes to attention.
>Then she pauses, looking at you with an expectant smile, since she can clearly see the tent you're pitching in your now-damp boxers.
>"Well? Is it?"
>You raise a hand and wipe a gob of saliva off your face, flinging it into the flowery shrubs that grow alongside the remnants of your front door.
"I would have said no, but..."
>You gesture to your straining erection threatening to burst free of the thin, wet cotton fabric.
"...apparently Anon Jr. disagrees with me. So I am forced to concede that macro tongue-play is probably a fetish I didn't know I had."
>"Oh, I'm so happy!" Fluttershy squeals.
>She celebrates with a little victory dance, reproducing the morning's earthquake and leaving several deep depressions in your lawn.
>Then she leans down to you and her tongue lolls out from between her plush lips once more, and gives you another head-to-toe coat of saliva.
>After a couple more strokes she withdraws the warm, moist appendage and looks at you with triumph shining in her eyes.
>"So... can I come in now?"
>You just stare at her.
>"Please?"
"Fluttershy, why don't you take a look at the size of my door, and think about what you just said."
>A confused look crosses Fluttershy's face as she studies your door.
>It is replaced by a crestfallen look as realization suddenly dawns.
>"Oh, peanuts. I didn't think..."
"Yeah. Slight flaw in your plan there."
>Fluttershy looks around as her huge plot sinks to the ground in despair, triggering another tremor.
>Your boner begins to cool.

>>42439179

>"Ummm, we could make love on your lawn--"
"Not in public, Fluttershy. Never in public."
>"Oh. Well... the potion will wear off around lunchtime, so maybe I could come back then?"
"Except you already know that I don't have a fetish for normal-sized Fluttershy."
>"Darn it."
>That's the harshest language you ever heard that pony use.
>On reflection, you guess you can't blame her.
>"Well, I'll have to think about this, so... another day maybe?"
>Your dick twitches in anticipation.
"Okay Fluttershy. Another day. Give it your best shot."
>She smiles at you again.
>"I always do, Anon! I promise you, we will be together!"
>Kind of an ominous promise, on the face of it.
>Fluttershy leans her muzzle back down towards you.
>"So... um... maybe, one more before I go?"
>Anon Jr. registers his interest with you.
>You look around to make sure no one is watching.
"Yeah okay, one more."
>Fluttershy smiles, and her tongue slithers out once more, flicking up and down your body with warm, wet, sensual strokes.
>Withdrawing her tongue, she purses her huge, plush lips, leans in some more, and bestows a wet kiss on your entire face.
>"Okay, um... see you later!"
>Fluttershy stands, turns in place and sadly walks away, her tail flicking side to side and giving you a show of gallons of fluid dripping from her nethers.
>You survey your front lawn, which now resembles a lunar surface.
>You survey the wrecked remains of your front door.
>You'll be sending her yet another bill for the repairs, of course.
>But damn, she is getting too good with these fetish guesses.
>You turn and head back inside, propping the wrecked remains of your front door against the frame, and deciding that a cold shower would be best before breakfast.

END (for now)

>6
>"Nice green!"
>"Thanks for the cool idea, Anon!"
>"Now I can rape everyone all at once!"

>Get off work.
>Get home.
>Check the thread.
>Yay green!
>Immediate rape after.

>>42439181
Good green, hope you come back

>>42439181
Anon should have lied his fat pants off. Never let Fluttershy know.

>>42440019
>"Buzz off, Eris! It's MY turn!"

>>42439181
>Fluttershy injects Anons cabin with the growth potion tomorrow
>It works, now she can enter your house as a giantess
>She runs out of growth potion to use on herself

>>42440056
You just increased my property taxes you stupid horsefly! I can't afford a house this size.

>>42440080
>"Don't worry Anon. I'm sure we can work something out with your... tax problem."

>>42440141
Don't worry. I sold it. Got a lot of money for it. Fluttershy still thinks I'm going to live there. So she bought it. The idiot. Anyway, here is the paperwork to turn it over to her. She already paid me. Like I said. Idiot. Already bought a new smaller house.

>>42440158
>"Well in that case, how about I come over to your new house and fuck your brains out?"

>>42440271
See, this is what I like about having earth pony neighbors. They can't reach the doorknob.

>>42440284
>he thinks earth ponies can be stopped by a door

Oh great.
The milfs are back at it again.

>>42440317
It’s a very good door. Made of mahogany. Mahogany. Maaahogany.

>>42440357
Their husbands must be out bowling again.

>>42440647
It was bound to happen eventually

late night boop

>>42439175
>>"Remember our agreement?"
now I would like to know what Fluttershit did for Anon to agree to daily fetish guess

>>42441047
He had to talk her down from just never leaving his porch

>>42441076
Or breaking in to his house.

>4
>"Good morning my favorite sexual bullying victims!"

>>42441432
Who let the freak out of their petrification prison?

>>42441723
Sunburst probably reviles Anon for constantly making his mom lust for him. He lies awake at night thinking of all the way his mummy is getting pounded into submission by the monkey. Little does he know, Anon hates her. A lot.

>>42441801
Green idea: They accidentally meet at a bar one soggy evening and end up spilling the beans: Sunburst about Stellar Flare's promiscuity and Anon about her unwanted attentions towards him, and they end up bonding over their shared misery, much to Stellar Flare's eventual annoyance.

>"Shoo, Eris!"
>"He's MINE!"

>>42441723
He even looks disgusted by her.

>>42441954
>"Legally speaking, he's mine."
>"I have the marriage certificate right here."

>>42442147
I’ve never signed anything.

>>42442147
DON'T MAKE SUCH DECISIONS ALL BY YOURSELF!

>>42442617
>"You didn't have to. I signed it for you since you technically don't have the right to say no."
>"We're legally married and you legally have to have sex with me."

>>42442749
>"Sorry Ms. Mare."
>"Actually, he's mine."

>>42442935
>"HAH!"
>"Thou wishest, dear sister."

>>42442749
>>42442935
>>42442963
If I legally can't sign it, then I legally don't have to have sex with any of you.

>>42443071
>"Ummm, check the title of the thread again, sweetie."
>"Consent is irrelevant."

>>42443077
Guess what, I know. That's why I have poison, bullets, stakes, shredders, wranglers, bats, sandpaper, boots, swords, bows, crossbows, grenades, tanks, wands, nukes, boxes, pocket sand, body doubles, cardboard cutouts, rock, bigger rock, boulder, fish, brooms, fireworks, steroids, a scissor, portal gun, and this sandal I'm going to throw at you. I have a few more things, but this is what I have on hand at the moment.

>>42443109
>"Wow Anon, you sure do have a lot of stuff."
>"Wanna know something you don't have?"
>"A chance."

>>42443109
>4
>*snap*
>"And a fat lot of good that all did (You), didn't it?"

im up to friday shenans, don't die

>>42443346
I’m at work you fucking sow, now chill out

>"My turn at last..."
Minty Fresh Rape

>>42443346
I said I had more.
>>42443261
Actually I have that right here. Call it Chance Time. I've lost many friends this way.

>>42443596
I, for one, accept harphorse's advances

>>42443681
Prepare thy pelvis...

>>42443681
Lyra is having sex with Lyra? Whatever, you two have fun. Psychotic horse.

>>42443596
There is no way her wife, Bon Bon, is ok with that.

>>42444028
She's in on it too

>>42444028
Bon Bon is the lesbian equivalent of a beard.

No marefriend?

>>42444646
Well YOU don’t have one.

>Stand by for detonation.
>Thread rapists destruction in
>3
>2
>1...

>>42444646
>"I just fucking hate Equestria, and these pony worms feasting on its carcass."

>>42444808
>>42444829

>>42444829
Maybe you should hatefuck a mare and hatecum inside her to get it all out of your system

>>42445033
No way fag.

>>42445033
>Data Log entry 26

>Day whatever it may be, the calendar was destroyed.
>The tactical nuclear strike was a complete failure.
>High command is re-evaluating all other options to rid the board of the rapist menace.
>I can't say they'll actually follow through.
>Those that remain are sickly and near starvation.
>Just last week, we had someone desert, an autist who claims to truly hate ponies and mares.
>He offered himself to them...
>They know we have no ammo to spare.
>So they setup in front of the main gate and made a public display of his rape.
>They took him...
>Then they took him again, with multiple mares.
>What little food I had in my stomach, I lost it then and there.
>I know now there are fates worse then death.
>Vegetanon claims that once he ascends and becomes the legend, he can single-handedly destroy them all.
>We're all VERY skeptical, of course.
>He has yet to destroy the orange menace.
>The recent one shots have managed to stave them off for a short time, but the clock is ticking.
>A tide of darkness and waves of madness approach to consume us all.
>Still, somehow, there is hope.
>Perhaps a product of some delirious delusion, but we all have hope.
>Its all we have.

>>42445190
Rape. Rape never changes.

>>42445714
>"Does that mean (You) want to try new positions, Anon?"

>>42445733
Yeah sure. Let's try the "Fluttershy hangs herself" position.

>4
>"Still haven't learned anything new, I see."

>>42445297
Catholicism is a thing here? Man shall not lay with beast.

>>42445970
>"CONFESS YOUR LOVE FOR MARES ANONYMOUS!!!"

>>42445297
Alright fine, I confess.
I shot a mare in Reno, just to watch her die.

>>42445979
Why are you so omnipresent

>>42445995
>"Is that so?"
>"Well, I raped a man in Las Vegas."
>"Just to make him cum inside."

>>42445990
I don't this mare Love or Peace. I hope I never meet those two.

>>42446033
I thought you were banned from Las Vegas due to being a shitty horse.

>>42446042
>"Like that would stop me."
>"Or any other mare in heat, for that matter."

>>42445990
>>42446048
They're not named Love or Peace. Stop dragging random ass ponies into this nonsense.

>>42446066
>"Nonsense is the best sense, Anon!"

>>42445990
>Love and Peace
Nah, I'm more of a hatred and destruction kind of guy.

>>42446154
>"Not to worry, Anonymous."
>"That will change."

>>42446128
How Bon Bon hasn't murdered you yet is a mystery. That married lesbian violence is just waiting to explode.

>>42446166
>"Oh, well that's easy."
>"I invite her along with me."
>"Sometimes she likes to join in, sometimes she likes to watch."

>>42446164
How about I change you from a pony princess into a crispy corpse with this molotov? How about that, huh?

>>42446240
>"ANON! DON'T USE FIRE ON CELESTIA! SHE'LL TURN INTO DAYBREAKER!"
>"ANOOOOOOON!"

>>42446252
Don't worry man, it's mostly liquid so she's weak to it.

>>42446254
>The Sun
>weak to fire
Anon, I...

>>42446240
You have only yourself to blame for this, Anon.

>"Since I'm already here..."
>"And since the thread is on Page 4..."
>"EVERYBODY IS GETTING RAPED!"

>>42446489
Did you kill Eris on the way here?

>"And I shall rape whatever is still moving!"
>"THE RAPE SHALL LAST FOREVER!"

>>42446613
>stand still
>don't get raped
gg ez

>>42446617
>"That might work on her, but it won't work on me!"

>>42446660
That is an upsetting image

>>42446666
That is rather the point, Megasatan.

I’m so glad that all I need to fix these aggressive super mares (and freak) is a chicken.

>>42446757
Demonstrate.

Push this thread into the Archive.
It's the only way to stop the rapists now.

taking a nap, don't die pls

>>42446489
>>42446613
At least these two embody hatred and destruction more than Celestia Or Luna. I hope Daybreaker brought more molotovs.

>>42446913
Man even Fluttershy beat one of these, they’re not as capable as you think.

>>42447678
She had plot armor, we saw what happened to Twilight.

>>42446293
https://darksouls.wiki.fextralife.com/Gwyn+Lord+of+Cinder
>Physical Slash Strike Thrust
>354
>Magic
>267
>Lightning
>1770
>Fire
>249

>>42448203
>mostly liquid
Yeah.
FLAMMABLE liquid.
Here's your sign.

>>42448004
Twilight was probably so wrapped up in her own autism she didn’t even notice what it was doing.

>>42448386
These three are so wrapped up in trying to rape Anon they won’t notice until it’s too late.

>seduces (You)
>Is trembling just before insertion
why is she so shy?

>>42448478
I'm not inserting into Fluttershy, quit projecting.

>>42448478
Can’t even get to stand her presence. Ain’t seducing anything.

>>42448478
The art’s good

>>42447177
That has never stopped them.

>>42448478
Fluttershy has never seduced anyone

>>42448478
>>42449350
Correct.
Seduction is Rarity's game.

>>42449452
Rarity has a worse track record of seduction. She's failed more often.

>>42449452
lol, lmao even

>>42449516
>>42449733
>yellow hooves typed these posts

Fluttershy succeeds at getting Anon to give her rape correction by being bratty
https://ponepaste.org/11279

>>42449998
Women maybe, but not ponies. You're a weirdo Flutters.

>>42450822
I don’t get to punt you out my window often, but it’s funny every time.

late night boop

>>42449998
She’s a degenerate.

>>42450822
“Of course I do, this is my house.”
“Why are you in my bed?”

no die

>>42451886
We could have had peace with death.

>4
>>42451886
>"Thanks for bumping the thread, Anon. I'll be gentle with you."
>>42452020
>"And now here we are. Did you at least remember to bring the whipped cream this time?"

>>42452020
It isn’t peace it’s just more rape

>>42451428
>"Because we're going to make love in your bed."

>>42446252
I was just hit with the strangest of inspiration: A found-footage style greentext wherein a couple Anons manage to reach Equestria together but they land in that Changeling-takeover alternate universe with the ooga booga jungle mares. I'm not so sure how well that sort of genre could possibly translate into writing, let alone greentext. Still! It's very funny to imagine a bunch of shitposters with 0 survival skills getting picked off one by one until only the cameraman remains.
Plus I want tribal Flutters to sit and spin on my shit while her fellow hunters hold me down.

>>42452322
Except, we're not.

>>42452371
I'd read it. I've heard of "found footage horror books", but I've never personally read any.
You could always pivot it into a series of found notes/journals that you would find in a horror game.

>>42452525
Nightmare fuel

>>42452431
I'd for sure read this.

>>42452431
Day 1

>Me and two other faggots named Anon and Ymous found ourselves stranded on some alien world with talking horses.
>We knew we'd have to find a way to survive...

Day 2

>Thanks to this notepad I had hidden up my ass I can journal the events that take place here.

Day 5

>The two other faggots went to gather firewood and something to eat.
>I stayed because fuck that.
>Sounded hard.

Day 13

>I found an apple in the trees but there were only enough for me because I was a fat piece of shit.
>We knew it was only a matter of time before we had to choose who to >rape.
>Anon and I chose Ymous.
>But he called us gay and threatened to rape himself.
>We told him thats just jacking off.

Day 20

>We were wrong...
>Ymous raped himself.

Day 30

>I got tired of Apples so I raped Anon.
>I bet him I could beat him at wrestling and he fell for it.

Day 55

>There was nothing left of the other two faggots.
>Thats when a yellow horse, calling itself the "hoomie warrior" approached me.

Day 56

>The horse said it liked me and it wanted me.
>And that we could do it the easy way or the hard way.

Day 60

>I chose the hard way

Day 69

>It raped me.
>I've lost all hope.
>Now I'm the faggot.

>>42452998
I pissed my pants reading this

>>42452371
>The grimy note has a torn corner, but is otherwise legible.
>You clear your throat to read it, your comrades stood around watching you.
"'The ponies are in the trees. They're watching me. I know that if I sleep they'll come for me so I... what was that?'"
>One of your comrades turns his head.
>"What was what?"
"No, that's what it says: 'What was that?'. 'The ponies are coming, I can hear them! They're all around me! They're coming right for me! Aaaaaaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhh!'"
>Your comrade blinks.
>You show him the note.
>His eyes trail along the last sentence.
>"He actually just wrote out the whole sound. Damn there's like thirty characters there."
"These woods are dangerous. We'd best be careful."
>"Oh fuck," says another companion.
"What's up?"
>"Ponies are here. Did the note say anything about them being fifteen feet tall?"
"No?"
>"Because they are."
"Son of a bitch."
>Rape.

>5
>"Nice greens."
>"But I happened along and found the thread on Page 5."
>"So... drop your pants."

>>42453056
it's so over

>>42453295
I don’t think I’ve seen this one before.

>>42453295
That's just Discord drawn terribly.

>>42453719
>5
>"So there, too."

>>42453887
That is some nice scenery

>>42453056
Very grim.

>"I can see into your futuuuuuure."
>"You're going to marry a lovely mare named Marble Pie and have lots of foals with her."
>"If you doooooon't, hooooooorible things will happen!"

late night boop

>>42455063
No. Beating ocarina of time for the 100th time is more important.

>>42455063
That's not how Tetris works dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun-dundundundundundun dun dun dun dun -ok now here comes the Techno part

Surprise!
Rainbow Rape!
> https://tantabus.ai/images/25693

Flutterrape!
> https://derpibooru.org/images/3656975

>>42454436
Pinkie, this the grocery store. You don’t even work here.

Bump to thwart spamfag.

>5
>"Good morning, /fr/!"
>"You know the drill."
>"Get your cocks out!"

>>42455618
Getting raped by a horny draconequus all the time is not fun.
It's boring.
Why don't you fuck off already?

>>42455618
Come the fuck on I was in a meeting

>>42455816
>"Really?"
>"I have a meeting too!"
>"I'm meeting (You) later for a round of "rumpy-bumpy"!

>>42456111
Oh no you don’t not again

>>42456111
I hate you. I want to murder you. I want to parade your corpse down Canterlot. Put the Want it, Need it spell on it so every stallion rapes the corpse.

> 4
> lets herself into your house
> cleans out your fridge

>>42456796
That’s a bold move

>>42456796
That was my banana bread!

>>42456957
>"Did I just hear you say "banana bred"?

>>42457046
Yeah, it had walnuts and everything.

>>42456957
just had banana bread today, i don't usually like anything banana besides just the fruit itself.
shit's pretty good.
>>42457046
just for that joke, you've lost your breeding privileges and the anon council will be selecting a new breed mare in the next meeting.

>wake up
>thread is in Eris territory
>bump the thread
Fuck off you genetic misfire.

>Page 10
Do (You) guys WANT to get raped?
Because THIS is how you get raped!

>>42458253
But I’ve already been raped. It can’t happen again right? Right?

>>42457412
>the anon council will be selecting a new breed mare in the next meeting
>"Why not choose Marble?"

>>42458585
Okay but why CHOOSE Marble.

>>42458707
>"She's nice, pretty, and not Fluttershy."
>"Also if you don't, my sisters and I will break your legs."

>>42458742
That’s kinda fucked up Panko