>>514884033
>Dalai Lama ass fucks and rapes buttholes. He fucks little kids.
Is this why you like Buddhism, Anon?

For me, Zoroastrianism is the best religion, because Zoroastrians love dogs, and I love getting loved by dogs, so it's a natural fit, just like a huge eight inch dog cock.

>>514860966
The future is DOG. Why haven't you gotten a dog yet, /pol/?
* can have one dog or multiple dogs of any combo of sexes you want
* dogs don't carry nasty viral STDs
* dogs won't get bacterial STDs unless you share them
* dogs are loyal to you as long as you treat them decently
* young male dogs can fuck 3-4 times daily
* bitches are willing to go at it once or twice a day
* dogs are cheap dates -- a little kibble, a slice of bacon, and they're happy
* your dog will never demand that you buy her a Mercedes or a house or a diamond ring
* your dog will never demand a divorce and alimony

Why is this illegal? It doesn't spread diseases, it doesn't cause any unwanted pregnancies, it doesn't create any social burdens, it doesn't result in abortions.

If anything, it reduces the spread of disease because there's no way to catch HIV, HPV, or HSV through it, and it reduces abortions because of no possibility of pregnancy.

>>60799592
Honestly, the best part of being a dog-walker is finding huge intact large-breed enormously hung dogs to take home for an hour or two of intense "exercise". Then you bring the dog back and the owner is so appreciative that you gave their dog a long fun "walk".

You can build this up to maybe four or five dogs, gotta pick them up separately though, so you won't get rich off this, but you'll be thoroughly satiated. The dogs will never tell on you.

>>512424587
Dogs can't count and wouldn't care if they could.

Besides, they're simply better at sex.

YWNBARD

>>512295407
>>512295551
It's beautiful and natural. Humans and dogs have been getting it on for somewhere between ten thousand to twenty thousand years.

* parts fit perfectly
* no need to worry about viral STDs or pregnancy