The Ash Vs. Yugi waiting period is going to be fun as fuck I can tell

King of games

>Ash, I accept your challenge to a duel
>By the way I just added some new rules. You cannot use Pokemon, you cannot wear hats, you cannot be named Ash or Satoshi, you cannot wear backpacks, you must use duel monsters, I automatically win the game. If you lose and or break any of my rules your entire franchise goes to hell
How does Ash counter this?