>Okay so we've boiled some pasta strands
>Lets add some olive oil, cheese and black peper
NO YOU USE THAT WRONG KIND OF CHEESE
>Okay, scrap that, perhaps a nice mix of field mushrooms, bacon and plum tomatoes with fusili would be a nice meal.
NO THATSA PEPE CON PUGLIRIGLI YOU SPIT ON OUR TRADITION
>I'm fucking so sorry sir. Perhaps some dolcelatte and spinach penne?
DISGUSTING YOU'RE-A MEANT TO USE DOI POOPELLTI SHITTIPETTI DOLCE FOR THAT OR IT'S NOT A KALE-PENNELITTI.