>memegame2 buffoons be like:
>global event triggered: “great cabbage blight of 1872”
effect: -30% food supply in all provinces producing cabbage, +20% militancy among pops with “diet: cabbage” trait
>ai austria immediately banned sauerkraut, prestige -5, militancy +6
>ottomans responded by importing 400,000 barrels of greek yogurt, causing global dairy prices to collapse
>event fired in central europe: “hungry slavs”
>effect:
>sorbian pops in cootbus formed the cabbage restoration movement, demanding +100% cabbage rations
>kashubians rioted in gdansk after cabbage soup was replaced with herring broth
>rusyn peasants declared independence under the banner “holy fermented leaf of mukachevo” but were immediately conquered by hungary
>event choice:
>1. subsidize cabbage festivals (costs 50000 grain and 1 prestige)
>2. blame slawomir (all pops named slawomir become reactionary)
>3. do nothing (demote all pops to livestock)
>ai prussia picked option 3
>result: 24,000 sorbs demoted overnight into “strategic sauerkraut reserves”