Anyway.

I hear that Trump is considering selling the JASSM to Ukraine. Well why not, the U.S is selling 800 missiles to Poland. So since the U.S won´t be involved anymore, Denmark has a big budget of money on military spending. If possible, we would like to buy 10 JASSM ER, for the Kerch Bridge. Some, not me, but some, might say the Kerch Bridge is the apple of his eye. Putin even had a propaganda movie made about it.
And listen, Denmark takes full responsibility for destroying the Kerch Bridge. If Putin calls up Trump, he just redirects him to Denmark, then our foreign minister can walk down and have a meeting with the Russian ambassador, it´s no problem.
10 JASSM-ER, ER! VERY IMPORTANT YOU DON´T SKIMP ON THE RANGE!