>>514170598
You could save a lot of bytes by abbreviating "tranny shooter" to "trooter"

Devices not listening to you / telling you no. For example, on stock android, if you try to turn the flashlight on below 10% battery, it will tell you no.
>EXCUSE ME?
I HATE, HATE, HATE machines telling me what to do, and I HATE COMPUTERS TELLING ME NO WITH A FIREY FUCKING PASSION. FUCK YOU. The language being used by developers has completely corrupted our understanding of the tech.
>"Your request has been submitted"
I'm gonna stop you right there. It's not a request: it's an order. I AM A DIVINE BEING AND YOU ARE A FUCKING CLANKER, AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>513687694
I married an italian so guilty here for sure

>>513671768
fucking hate trumpstein but this is based and I’m not afraid to admit it

>>513634071
just legalize prostitution and the school shootings will end - it’s that simple

seriously if you’re a touchless virgin at 19 and you’re staring down the barrel of 60 more years like that you’re going to snap

I’ve been married for 16 years and always had it easy with women but my best friend growing up was like 5’5” and women were repulsed by him.

If he could have just paid for a quickie though his shit would have been fine - every issue he had with women stemmed from his virginity

I tried to set him up so many times, up and down the spectrum of girls but it was just too fucking late.

Women are the overton window.

The most efficient way to wipe your bum after a poo is to use a single sheet of toilet paper, pole your finger through the middle and at least two knuckles deep into your arsehole, then retract it into the paper and clean it off.