You know what pisses me off the most about modern tech?
Devices not listening to you / telling you no. For example, on stock android, if you try to turn the flashlight on below 10% battery, it will tell you no.
>EXCUSE ME?
I HATE, HATE, HATE machines telling me what to do, and I HATE COMPUTERS TELLING ME NO WITH A FIREY FUCKING PASSION. FUCK YOU. The language being used by developers has completely corrupted our understanding of the tech.
>"Your request has been submitted"
I'm gonna stop you right there. It's not a request: it's an order. I AM A DIVINE BEING AND YOU ARE A FUCKING CLANKER, AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>EXCUSE ME?
I HATE, HATE, HATE machines telling me what to do, and I HATE COMPUTERS TELLING ME NO WITH A FIREY FUCKING PASSION. FUCK YOU. The language being used by developers has completely corrupted our understanding of the tech.
>"Your request has been submitted"
I'm gonna stop you right there. It's not a request: it's an order. I AM A DIVINE BEING AND YOU ARE A FUCKING CLANKER, AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE