>>717586385
No thanks, I've got a beautiful wife who I love and loves me, I'm going to sit by the tree reading poetry and she's going to sing to me all day long.

>>510575028
What do I think about that? I think I've no need for a fan here, it's nice and cool with the breeze coming off the North Sea, plenty of water on tap from Derwent and Kielder, about to have a choc ice and watch Lord of the Rings Fellowship extended version.