>ywn move in next to Jane
>get to know her and become friends
>ywn woo her and become romantically involved
>through your love for her help her get through recovery and never do drugs again
>ywn marry her and fill her womb with white babies
>Donald will be a happy grandfather who never caused a plane collision

I finally got my first job and it's at walmart, which is nice, but I have no degree or other useful skills. This would be fine if I were 18-20 years old, but I'm 25 and far behind other people around my age, and I understand that life isn't a race, but to most people, you're expected to have accomplished certain things by a specific age and if you haven't then you're the odd one. It also doesn't help that I'll have less time to build up wealth unless I get lucky at some point in my life. I'm not going to give up, but I still feel like crap for having zero accomplishments when I'm halfway through my 20s already.