>Smash Rosterfags seething
>Metroidfags frothing at the mouth with rage
>nu-Kirby lorefags pissing their pants
>Sakurai about to unload 45 minutes of autistic information like how he made sure to hide those little pink flowers around the new City Trial map

This is going to be cinema. I hope the new characters are just 20 more different Kirby colors.