>>535181031
I read a really long Shadamy fic out of boredom yesterday but gave up halfway through. It had over 1,000 favorites, so clearly Shadamyfags considered it peak literature.
It fell into the same tropes they always do. Sonic doesn't give Amy the time of day, Amy gives up and decides to look for another man, Shadow conveniently already loves her, they start dating and go on a motorcycle ride...you know how it goes.
Shadow called Amy "Rose" (he doesn't do that) and called Sonic a blue idiot whenever he's brought up (he doesn't say that), and he lives with Rouge, who plays matchmaker (he doesn't live with Rouge). But I could stomach it alright up until the writer gave Shadow five paragraphs of pouring his heart out about how beautiful and stunning Amy is. What the hell makes Shadamy fans think Shadow, who's so emotionally stunted he can't even return hugs, would ever do that? The concept of Amy giving up completely on Sonic is ludicrous to begin with.

I want to like Shadamy. I really do. But its shippers clearly like it for aesthetics alone and all their fancontent reflects that to such a degree that I can't enjoy it.