Petrification is a fetish which makes me sad, but I won't ask any questions.

>Play Knockout Mode, sweat my ass off with turbo boosts and grinding
>End up in 4th place
>Run a Knockout Mode, turn on Auto Item, Auto Steering, Tilt Controls, and Auto Accelerate
>Win
>It's all boring as shit straight lines and roads and can't even do a three track mode online without selecting random or hoping to fucking god a track you like is far enough away
>Can't return it because I got the bundle
Guys I think they made a bad video game this go round