Who are you guys driving as?

>>712345226 (OP)
the thinking man's choice.

>>712345226 (OP)
Daisy (swimwear)

>>712345226 (OP)
Is acceleration actually good in this game?

HOW DO YOU FARM KAMEK CHARACTERS?!?!
HOW DO YOU FARM KAMEK CHARACTERS?!?!
HOW DO YOU FARM KAMEK CHARACTERS?!?!

>>712347590
vs race. 5-8. frantic items. cpu on normal.
then just race the track the enemies are likely to spawn on

Objective character costume tier list

>>712346125
Biker Waluigi, Charging Chuck (soon to be Smashin' Sneed and Dry Bones,

>>712347735
>Sneed Luigi not in S tier
trash list

>>712345226 (OP)
What is the Waluigi Wiggler meta of this game?

For me? It’s Explorer Baby Daisy in the Mach Rocket.

You should be using different weights and karts/bikes for different modes.

Twin V chopper / King Boo for Grand Prix
Twin V or Reel Racer / Donkey Kong or Bowser for Knockout Tour

Why are you waiting for me to tell you any more modes? these are the only ones worth playing.

Unlocking costumes is the only bad thing about this game. I literally just start up free roam, go to a food stand, and then keep swapping characters until everyone has eaten.

>>712348265
time trials are fun too

>>712347735
>Wah Boys so low

WAHTNESS ME!

>>712348348
Bowser and Twin V Chopper

>>712348050
Bowser/Baby Blooper for Rally, though there's a ton of hidden stats for Speed, like air/water and terrain type.

>>712345226 (OP)
Rosalina because I like her tits and ass.

I love Daisy’s racing outfit. It making her ass fat as fuck is a bonus

CowGODS won

>>712347590
Don't do this >>712347682 it's total RNG and can take hours

Best way to do it is set up a 2 player vs race using two controllers. Set no coms. And just farm double item blocks until you get the item. Game has anti-bagging mechanics so you need to kill yourself after every time box. Also kamek only shows up when you are about 5-7 seconds behind 1st. If you see Boo and the ice flower then you're in the same item tier as kamek

Why the fuck would anyone play as the baby characters

>>712348752
Is putting a ring on cows noses a real thing?

>>712348965
Yes.

>>712348930
They're cute and funny.

>>712348930
At least on /v/, the guys playing as baby Mario or Luigi are just goofing around, and the ones playing as any of the others are pedophiles

>>712348965
Sometimes, but they're more commonly used on bulls

>>712349052
Why?

>>712347735
this should be at the top of S

>>712348965
Yup.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nose_ring_(animal)
>A nose ring is inserted into the nose of an animal. Nose rings are used to control bulls and occasionally cows, and to help wean young cattle by preventing suckling. Nose rings are used on pigs to discourage rooting. Some nose rings are installed through a pierced hole in the nasal septum or rim of the nose and remain there, while others are temporary tools.

Wario. Always Wario.

>>712349173
The man who rages against the storm...

>>712349161
Tugging on them is an easy way to get a cow/bull to calm down

>>712349363
>>712349468
I see. I live in a big city and never been to a farm. The only cows I see are mutilated on my plates or shopping for big clothes.

>>712345226 (OP)
How does anyone ever win with such low top speed?

>>712349584
>The only cows I see are mutilated on my plates or shopping for big clothes.

Wow, cows wear clothes where you live?

Piranha Plant
>In an iconic franchise with Sephiroth and Minecraft Steve
>Gets MANY levels in Mario Wonder focused on his musical career
>Got promoted from item to playable character
>BTFOs Petey
>Instantly recognizable
Plant gods? FEASTING

>>712349791
Speed seems underpowered in this game and Acceleration is really nice since you're constantly getting hit with items in Knockout Tour. Interestingly enough most of the meta combos people have been coming up with have had balanced stats.

>>712350264
>BTFOs Petey
Nobody actually likes Petey, right?

>>712350387
He was a funny gimmick, but overstayed his welcome. Im glad the normal plant is the guy who is front and center now

>>712349791
Top speed is less important on tracks with lots of bends and where rails are very good since rail speed is universal.

>>712345226 (OP)
In 8 I used DK, biddy buggy, azure tires.
What do I want in world?

>>712350534
Any heavy character + Baby Blooper.

>>712348616
Can't argue with that.

>>712347735
why did they make her so

>>712345226 (OP)
I use Daisy on hot rod. I feel like it's a good combo and I'm surprised more people aren't using it.

>>712350235
They kinda look like this >>712351075

>gather coins to unlock new cars
>drive on the ?-block pads and beat the ?-button challenges to find stickers
>eat food with characters to unlock available costumes for them
How the fuck do you unlock new characters?

>>712348930
what is up with /v/'s ever lingering hatred against literal babies? i don't get it

>>712345226 (OP)

Vacation Peach, Swimsuit Daisy

>>712347735
>touring luigi and peach
based I don't need to see the rest

DOLPHIN SQUAD RISE UP

>>712345226 (OP)
Daisy, alternating her outfits and using a kart that fits the current outfit.
>>712347735
Absolutely wrong.

>>712351551
cups and Kamek

>>712351867

Shy Guy obviously. I keep dropping points online. People are getting too good

>>712345226 (OP)
Open World slop

>>712345226 (OP)
Mechanic Mario with pipe frame kart

>>712346125
I want to play Cow but even on the lightest vehicle her stats are middle of the road and I need more acceleration/handling.

>>712347735
>no gas station attendant wario

Bunch of fags at nintendo these days...

>>712357205
why would there be a gas station attendant wario

>>712345226 (OP)
I like Peepa he's cute. I also play as snowboard guy, Gondolier Luigi, and Mariachi Waluigi.

>>712350264
It took me awhile to not instinctively swerve away from plant racers cause of Mario Kart 8.

>>712357297
Because he's a greedy jew who would definitely be in on that business in mario kart world.

>Play Knockout Mode, sweat my ass off with turbo boosts and grinding
>End up in 4th place
>Run a Knockout Mode, turn on Auto Item, Auto Steering, Tilt Controls, and Auto Accelerate
>Win
>It's all boring as shit straight lines and roads and can't even do a three track mode online without selecting random or hoping to fucking god a track you like is far enough away
>Can't return it because I got the bundle
Guys I think they made a bad video game this go round

>>712357297
He has enough gas.

Did you know that a bunch of the costumes have their own unique trick animations? Here's a video showing some of them: https://x.com/ProsafiaGaming/status/1932371435718377671

>>712357804
>poor mans boo

>>712358985
Nah Peepa is cuter and sounds funny.

>>712358927
>Did you know that a bunch of the costumes have their own unique trick animations?
yes

>>712358535
Rubber band AI. nipps love tricks like this, whether you're an experienced player or a casual it will keep you playing the game.

>>712358927
Yoshi's tax fraud has gone too far!

is there any point to multi tricking?

>>712345226 (OP)
>started consciously going on rails/walls more often
>get gangbanged by items a LOT less, even in middle of the pack spots like 5th-20th
People should really get more comfortable sacrificing a bit of speed for consistency online, not very many players are comfortable taking rail grind or wall running lines yet so there's a LOT less shit going on there and you can often pull ahead even without boosting items. This goes especially for tracks with a shitton of emphasis on walls and rails like Great ? Ruins and Sky-High Sundae

>>712360263
it's fun
you can use multiple directional tricks for movement to line yourself up for shortcuts and stuff

>>712348752
charging like $100 for a game thats half full of retarded generic mooks is fucking retarded no matter how hard people push the cow as a meme

>>712346125
Light: Nabbit
Medium: Mario
Heavy: Chuck

All Pipe frame.

>>712345226 (OP)
best girl

>>712361958
>>712361958
I can't decide which outfit of hers I like the most.

having to unlock the mooks with kamek's power is retarded

>>712351867
>we're fags!

>>712362445
Is this another big guy tiny kart meta?

>>712362445
higher on the tier the more sovless the kart is

>>712362775
Big guy for TT
Small guy for races.

>>712346125
any more pieces of cow as a human girl?

>>712348616
This

>>712363173
ROB's in the top tier, though.

Don't you think the golden mushroom is just a *little bit* overpowered?

>>712363979
>blooper chud

>>712362445
Anything other than Pipe Frame is cringe

>That filename
Don't take the bait lmao

>>712363979
I love how 1 single item can take you from virtually dead-last to being a frontronner of the race.
Another huge problem is the rubber banding in this game is tremendously strong so the pack is always very tight together which amplifies the power of speed items on your placement .

>>712363979
yes and I wouldn't have it any other way it's my only hope of getting high positions online

>Whole selling point is the open world, and yet there's nothing to do in it aside from meaningless "fly through the hoops" or "collect the coins" activities that aren't even tracked
>No multiplayer online free roam
>Grand prix requires you to drive between circuits on a long straight road which counts as 2 laps before you get to the actual course where you only race 1 lap
I like MK, but I really don't understand the appeal of this game. It seems like they wanted to innovate, but all we got was some half baked open world, & boring, straight highways between tracks.

Game suffers from the same issue splatoon 3 has: It's trying to accommodate for too many different modes
In splatoon 3 tricolor turf wars ruined the level design
This game was clearly designed around the knockout mode. So if you want to play regular 3 lap races, you have to pick random in the roulette
The issue with that is the items were designed around the straight sections, which is why all the mushrooms are so god damn strong. Not to mention the blue shell is way more common

>>712366913
Also forgot, almost all of the rails and wallrides are slower than driving normally, which some exceptions

>>712363173
>pipe frame
>soulless
Fag detected

>>712367227
That's not true. Rail riding is faster for lightweight characters than driving normally.

>>712351172
Really nice art

>>712367227
This is just blatantly false what the fuck are you tal-
Oh you're baiting.
lol

>>712348930
ITS AWWWRIGHT!

>>712345226 (OP)
Boshi

I play as DK/pauline

How do cucks enjoy 8 more?

kek, everyone is picking "random" so they can actually do a 3 lap race

Wario + Steam engine train bike

>>712348775
>Game has anti-bagging mechanics so you need to kill yourself after every time box.
What does this mean?

>>712348930
I liked Baby Luigi as a kid because I beat Yoshi's Island before playing MK for the first time, so when I saw Baby Luigi in DD, I felt like unlocking a deep secret since I just spent weeks rescuing him.

I love watching time trials and I really want to play even if just for that, I've had it unopened for a week now debating if I should return it or not. I'm only on the fence because I could use the money for other hobbies that are more productive. I don't know what I'm supposed to do

Rocky Wrench with bullet bill kart. That's his name? I always liked those guys designs in SMB3, but never thought of what they were called until I got him.

>>712368053
>muh productivity hobbies
nigga you can still do both

Why is Daisy so cute?

>>712367881
If you grab the same item box twice in a row you'll pull from a different, weaker, item pool than normal. Basically, it's preventing you from camping at a single set of items until you pull the items you want.

>>712368525

Knockout tour is FUN AS FUCK

I just got 2nd, my best showing ever.

>>712368580
CUTE

sex with pauline

>>712362775
It's actually only big guy for SOME Time Trials. Since Rail Grinding speed is uniform and the optimal lines to get on certain rails is incredbly tight, characters like Toadette and Para Biddybud hold the current WRs for grind-heavy courses like Acorn Heights and Great ? Block Ruins

>>712367778
Pretty based to be honest

>>712368980
Based and kartpilled. Nothing beats the adrenaline of scraping through those last few eliminations and clutching a podium. KO Tour actually brought back that sweaty local tourney couch feel. What track did you end on? I swear, if it was Shroom Ridge, you're a god.

What is the best stat and why is it acceleration?

>>712351406
Lucky you

>>712347735
>Sultan Wario B instead of S

Am I the only one to despise the Spiny Rally? These two shitty narrow first laps with NO items and NO coins to collect, and NO shortcuts so making a comeback is just imposible. And the online keeps picking this shit.

>>712360613
What faggot country do you live in where Mario Kart costs "like a hundred dollars"?

>>712368196
No. When you're an adult, you're not allowed to have fun or joy in your life anymore. You should slave away 20 hours a day to support your ugly, nagging roastie wife and her nigspawn from her previous relationship. Any time away from work should be either spent in the gym or taking your wife out to restaurants/stores.

>>712366840
Why does it need a point? Like, did you never play mk64 as a kid? Anyone who did remembers Royal Raceway and being able to drive around Peach's Castle and wanting that as a game.
MKW is that game. And I love it. The p switches, ? panels, and peach medalions are just the cherry on top.

I also love how it's all connected, Grand Prix and Knockout both. It's fun and shows they could easily add in new cups just by adding new routes.

Not gonna lie, I'm really not into this game. The open world is really boring and the races don't really require technical skill. Plus the discussions are nothing but console wars, sales discussion and porn dumps.

>>712369267
It was Cloud Rally, the one where you start blasted off into the sky

I like the 3 lap tracks, but the knockout mode is shit. The golden being overpowered basically incentivises you not to compete for 1st. Get to 20 coins, mill items until you get a golden, use it on the final 4 to skip half the lap and win.

>>712362126
>Not making them challenge races in each area you get them in as Kamek instead to give some incentive to free-roam.

Stupid decision, tbqh.

I'm glad they removed mii avatars and region flags. They were annoying to look at in high level rooms, in the older games

Is there anything you unlock behind doing time trials or getting 3 stars in grand prix/knockout tour? I already unlocked mirror mode.

>>712369968
You would think that with the open world being the whole theme of the game, they'd really go all out with it & make it more of a central online hub with activities, etc.

>>712371735
>He isn't ready for the seasonal DLCs

>>712370285
Not like regular races incentivize it. Bagging is the only consistent strat. Everything else boils down to hoping you don't get item raped in the last turn.

>>712347735
how are you supposed to unlock costumes?

>>712372721
Use the food. In free roam you can go to Shyguy Bazaar and immediately go right after entering. There's a lot of different food stands there. You can farm plenty of costumes for a start.

>>712363979
Only in sections with lots of turns with dirt or grass to skip over

>>712371875
Basically this. It's stopped being fun now. I'm even bagging and still getting item rated. Then there's 3 laps tracks which just aren't made for 24 racers. You can't gain any momentum before you're item raped. My controller didn't stop rumbling throughout the whole course.

Shit game. And I have 7950 MMR score.

i really like this game bros but why is the leaderboard so bad? it only shows like top 10 and then skips to my rank without any rank numbers at all

>>712367778
Didn't realize this. I'll have to do it in the future

>>712369968
>did you never play mk64 as a kid? Anyone who did remembers Royal Raceway and being able to drive around Peach's Castle and wanting that as a game.
Not that anon but that's what I always wanted and why I got world in the first place despite not really liking mario kart

>>712371735
Oh they'll most definitely wind up expanding on the feature later on. My hopes is setting up larger free roam groups, cause the game is screaming for one of those hide and seek style games like people did in the academy dlc for pokemon SV.

>one costume for Donkey Kong
>one costume for Paulene
>no Diddy and co.
Really obvious they're gonna drop DK characters and costumes around when Bananza comes out as a promotional thing

What kind of lifetime updates and events do you think World is gonna get?

For me it’s construction worker Wario.

>>712372721
The dash food from Yoshi's. Each region has its own type of food. You can get it by just racing but if you want to get them immediately just pick a character, go to free roam, and look for the yoshi buildings, stand, and food trucks. If you want the course characters you have to race and pray that the cpu/online players get the magikoopa item in specific areas. Good luck.

>>712373204
>And I have 7950 MMR score
lmao

>>712373190
>>712373772
ty

>>712373893
What's funny. I know it's not high but it's not really low either.

man I hate how luigi sounds now

>>712373602
>Zelda stuff for Zelda's 40th anniversary next year
>Splatoon and Animal Crossing stuff come Splatoon 4/Animal Crossing New Whatever sometime in the Switch 2's lifespan
>probably just some more legacy Mario stuff come Mario's 40th anniversary around September

>>712373893
NTA, but honestly I'm at 8753 and it's just not fun. 24 players is entirely too many racers. The first two laps feel entirely pointless because it comes down to who gets the best items in the end. Oh, and you better hope you predicted the lightning correct because you'll lose all your items and your entire gameplan for coming back. I fee far less in control of how I place than ever, and very often I feel like I didn't actually win because skill.

>Rosalina
>Pipe frame
I am a simple man.

>>712346125
That stance doesn't make any sense

>>712345226 (OP)
This game is driving me fucking insane. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong. I always manage to end the race in the middle of the pack. I’ve front run for the first two laps and then I just get fucking raped by a billion projectiles at the last second. It feels like skill isn’t very important in this game

>>712374253
I hate Luigi period.

Gettin real sick of the "skill doesn't matter" shitpost.

>>712374876
Don’t front run for the first two laps

>>712374876
drift to dodge them
jump to dodge them
rail ride to dodge them
wall ride to dodge them
take shortcuts to dodge them
get good at the game and dodge them

>>712374876
>talk to my friend who loves MK about how I’m not a fan
>bruh that’s skill issue
>ask him what to do differently
>basically bro just do the first two laps normally, then on the third lap drop back to like 16th place and try to roll a bullet and a mega mushroom and then use it at the last second to get to first
Was MK always like this? I felt I had way more fun with 8

kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0HkpJhebpA

>"being in first place means jack shit and it's optimal to hang back around 12th into the final lap."
>"I used zero modicum of skill for big comebacks."
>"games entire core seems to revolve around mid pack RNG item walking instead of actual skillful driving."
>"each race feels like a crapshoot one has no true agency over"
>"Mario kart 8 was more skill based"
>"Item balance is baffling."
>11K likes

Uh oh bros. Mario Kart World may be casual garbage unlike MK8. Was he right?

>>712375398
This gaslighting won’t work. The game isn’t good. Never been in a single lobby where someone managed to win more than twice in a row.

>>712375556
Play on /v/eekends.

>>712375468
>bro why can't I get in first and just frontrun the entire time like in mk8?
Literal skill and planning issue.

>>712375436
>50:33
>1:15:07

>>712375556
Huh? I have been in many such lobbies

>>712375694
>just plan to get a random item that hopefully boosts you into first place at the last second
Perhaps the devs should've planned a better game.

>>712345226 (OP)
>highway sections just straight lines with the occasional wall or power line
>once you get to the actual course it's just 1 singular lap
>most courses are so comically short even if you start with just them barely a minute long, takes longer to actually get into a race than it takes to race itself
>way too many retarded powerups that make 2nd to 24th a complete shitfest to participate in while 1st place usually has the easiest time of their life for 99.99% of the race
>lightning is a dogshit powerup that should had been removed 20 years ago, especially with 4 or 5 powerups that just completely ignore it and let someone jump from 20th to 1st in 3 seconds
Like I know party game bing bing wahoo whatever but even compared to 8 it feels like so much cascading nonsense where you can get stunlocked for 5-10 seconds at a time. It's that webm but instead of an isolated incident it happens to someone every single race.

They really did charge $80 for a time trial sim.

>Mario
>standard kart

>>712375398
Really, it's the blue shell and lighting that suck to deal with. But at the same time, that's Mario Kart as a whole, that shit was in 7 through 8DX too. I would at least get it if they were talking from the context of DS or Wii.

Completely nuke bagging as a strategy
Make it so you only have one item slot
Add 200cc
Make it so that the routes that take more skill are faster than just fucking holding A

>>712375468
BUY A FUCKING AD

>>712375694
There is zero planning consistency in this game. Sure you can PLAN to save this mushroom for the final turn before the finish line, or you can PLAN to use a red shell for first place over a pit to overtake them. But guess what, oh there's Lightning. Oh well. Enjoy falling into the pit with them and ending up in 18th place.

>>712375694
>ERM WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU EXPECTED TO WIN JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE IN FIRST PLACE AND ARE DRIVING BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE, IM ACTUALLY BETTER BECAUSE I GOT A LUCKY ITEM COMBO AT THE LAST SECOND
How is this fun?

"150cc" more like "you better hold on to that fucking super horn"

>>712376583
In this case, the pros all use bagging strats rather than attempting to drive the course. So they still win, because they're using the best strategy. Which happens to be exploiting a broken game.

>>712375902
>>712376523
>>712376583
Skill issue.

>>712345226 (OP)
I've played Wario since 64 and I will continue to play Wario.

Mario's alternate outfits are cool but I'm surprised we never got any tuxedo/suit Mario but shit those'd probably be one of the first in the post-launch update pipelines.

>>712376968
Game issue. This is why all the people that actually like Mario kart are already going back to 8. You’re going to be stuck with dogshit casuals and 8 years old that don’t know what makes a game good

>>712376375
If there's one thing they really need to do, it's buff the charge jump, specifically the higher level ones. There's a reason to do the basic charge jump just because it allows for certain skips, but the red and rainbow ones suck ass because they slow you down for too long and don't give a big enough boost to compensate.

>>712377167
>people can't git gud, so they run back to a worse game
Ok.

>>712377261
You’re just baiting at this point

There were complaints about item spam in MK8 but it was generally agreed upon that if one gets good enough to front run it wouldn't be an issue. With World it feels like most people hate the cluster fuck of items. It's especially bad in tunnels. You better hope you have some invincibility to make it through them alive. I was watching a 9.4K "pro player" the other night and he was bagging. He even got put into rooms with 7K players and wouldn't win consistently because he got shit luck with items. At the very least, he was consistent with his short cuts but even he seemed annoyed with item spam.

>>712377307
No more than everyone whining about how new game isn't exact copy of old game and how taking a lead isn't an instant win anymore.

https://www.twitch.tv/vantox_

Behold the 9k players.

>>712376583
I mean it is generally more fun if the same player doesn't just win every time. In the sense it's less fun for that one player but more fun for everyone else.

Your skill should still have some say in the game though and not end up being exploiting the game design like >>712376873 says.

You are playing Mario Kart World.

The race was hard fought, but you made it to first place in the final lap. The race is almost over and your lead is commanding. You see a blue shell approaching, but you are not worried. "I have a Super Horn, I'm safe" you think to yourself as you watch a ghost rip it from your hands and laugh in your face. The finish line is in sight. You get hit by the blue shell. Followed by a red shell. And another red shell. And another red shell. You finish 15th.

You are playing Mario Kart World.

Finally, after 11 attempts trying to 3-star Heart Rally at 150 cc, you maintained a lead through the whole race, at every checkpoint. It is the final lap. You drove like a pro using Bowser, the fastest character in the game, driving the fastest car available with 20 coins. All your drift and jump boosts were optimal, your racing line immaculate. You took every shortcut. You can see the finish line approaching. "Finally, my practice, perseverance and skilled driving payed off" you think to yourself as you helplessly watch a tiny AI controlled baby, driving a motorized boom box, overtake you on the final straight despite the stat discrepancy and your top speed. You'll have to try again, you think, as you hold in a scream of frustration.

You are playing Mario Kart World.

The race begins, you intentionally do not boost-start. You purposely hang back in 24th place, rerolling items until you get a golden mushroom and a bullet bill. You don't touch the R-button once, don't drift, pull off no tricks and drive like a 3-year old who has never played Mario Kart. You stay in the back of the race deliberately. During the second half of the final lap, you finally unload your items and effortlessly cut through the competition. You finish in first place seconds ahead of the runner up. They stood no chance. You smile a fake smile and tell yourself "I really fought hard for that win, what an accomplishment it was! A true test of skill!"

>>712377526
>Is getting raped all
>complains about intermissions and getting destroyed by items
>manages to get 7th just spamming mushrooms

Fun.

>>712377451
https://youtu.be/8SOT3agfirM?si=Zjxz6toyZ-xQdZX1

Watch the first 4 minutes. The guy is in an 8-9k VR room. He drives absolutely horribly for 70% of the race, at some points driving with one hand and not looking at the screen. But he gets a golden mushroom at the last second and gets 2nd place. I just don’t understand how anyone could defend this.

>>712377526
>bags
>finishes 20th
>rages

>>712378207
It's happening to that shortcat person to.
All the MK8ers are getting raped.
It's pretty funny.

>>712378031
>Watch
No, no I will not watch the retarded opinions of someone while pretending that ranking means shit in a game barely a week old.

How do you get the coins off the top of polls?

>don't like the online vs mode at all because of the item spam course selection methods sucking balls
>knockout tour is somehow fun every single time
I dunno why but it's always a great experience

>>712350387
Me, I love Petey, him not being in made not buy it.

>>712345226 (OP)
My desire to play this game is severely reduced because my wife isn't in it

>played two hours this afternoon across three random online lobbies
>didn't place higher than 17th
>average skill level already too high for me less than a week after release
well it was fun, see you guys in 8 years when the next Mario Kart releases

>>712378475
If there's one thing I noticed about playing it, there feels like a sweetspot where you want to be somewhat ahead, but not too ahead. Bagging too hard in knockout tour leaves you at the mercy of the rest of the pack with god items. I tried staying behind and got fucking assraped. Second match where I tried to stay in a decent placement, I did way better.

My only issue with items is that blue shells feel way too common and too punishing. At least when it comes to stuff like red shells, if you get a double item box in first you'll ALWAYS get something to protect yourself with since you can't get double coins, but with blue shells you're just fucked unless you get EXTREMELY lucky and roll a super horn. If blue shells were limited to once per race, then at least you'd be able to know when you're safe to start frontrunning again.

That said the tracks themselves completely mog 8 in terms of design, holy fuck I hated how 8's tracks barely had any shortcuts or alternate paths, and I hated how weak mushrooms were in that game. Golden shrooms are busted here but I'm fine with it, at least using those requires you to still drive decently to catch up instead of turning your brain off like 8's bullet bills.

>>712378263
Literally look at the best Mario kart players in the world playing it. They do nothing for the first two laps and then bag to get lucky item combos

>>712378475
>Forced fun
Jesus Christ nintenfags are disgusting.

>>712379128
>Best Mario Kart player in the world
Literally.
Fucking.
Who.
And literally who fucking cares about who a small group of idiots think is the "best" currently?

>>712347590
What the FUCK does this mean?

>>712378812
I try to hover around 8th in knockout tour. The laps go by so fast that being anywhere further back puts you at serious risk, and being further in front runs the obvious risk of being raped by items. The structure of the mode itself is a bagging deterrent which I think is great.

The hardest parts are always the last two segments. Catching whoever is in first from even 4th place can be a bitch.

>>712378780
>spamming goldshrooms on straights is too high of a skill ceiling
just give up on multiplayer games blud

>>712379038
I think people are severely underestimating the dash food. I haven't seen anyone talk about it outside of costume stuff, but it feels like an item meant entirely for frontrunners. If you're lower than first you likely have no use for a mushroom but worse.

>>712379254
hazard characters like peepa, fish bone, and cataquack

>>712350387
Liking a character =/= Recognizing their high-quality and importance

Not clamoring for him but he's a better character than piranha plant and would make the game better if he were included instead or at least alongside him.

>>712377526
Extremely painful to watch
>23th with boomerang
>instead of using it on a guy right in front of him
>keep it and throw it BEHIND right before taking a double item box
>get bullet bill and golden mushroom
>immediately use bullet bill on multiple ground speedboost zone instead of doing it bit later
>spam mushroom right after and get to the 6th position
>complain he gets fucked later as if he deserved that spot to begin with

>>712363778
"Fuck me" -eyes

>>712379038
>Golden shrooms are busted here but I'm fine with it, at least using those requires you to still drive decently to catch up instead of turning your brain off like 8's bullet bills.
Because 8 had tighter corners to drive. Gold shrooms were weaker because an item that was supposed to help you catch up would just become a crashing liability if the boosts were too powerful. Plus there are still smart ways to go about using bullet bills.

>>712379583
The race he just did had like 5 people stop at the first item box and either back up or turn into them to get two items. How can anyone defend this?

Where is Pauline's pantsuit from SMO?
Pauline really got just 2 outfits?

>>712380090
I bet most of those people placed low anyways.

>>712380090
>Literally just making shit up.

>>712347590
Buy a farm of them, duh.

>>712345226 (OP)
How fucked is this game with 2 items and 24 racers per race?
It sounds like it would be the most bullshit MK imaginable.
How did they not at least roll back the 2 item shit?

>>712380234
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2483080549?t=10h40m43s

nah lol him and 3 other people clearly bagging

>>712380234
>literally didn't watch the race on the beach

>>712380276
Because people whined that mk8 only had single items.

>>712380427
>They all ate shit for bagging.
Based thanks for the proof this game's already better than 8.

>>712345226 (OP)
This thread fully convinced me that bots are the ones making these replies, all of them are exactly the same.

>>712378475
I feel like Nintendo knew from the start Grand Prix would suck with 24 players and only kept it out of tradition.
Knockout mode is clearly what the game was balanced around and is largely considered the better way to play.

>>712347735
>Sultan Wario not in S or even A
The fuck are you doing, son?

Fat sultan on his magic carpet hoarding coins and items. Don't use the word optimal around me.

>>712375468
>complaining about casual pandering in a party game

>>712347451
Apparently acceleration impacts the speed boost you get from drifts

>>712380807
based and arabic oil barron pilled.

>>712380807
>his
You stole it you fat fuck. The shy guy mafia will hunt your ass down.

>>712367778
You don't even have to do random, do you? Can't you just pick "Choose" and just select any track in the game you want?

>>712381052
Only in rooms, you can't do it with randoms.

>>712380551
>>712380276
Has anyone considered making it so you can carry two items but just removing double boxes? And maybe have it so there are only single boxes but you have a small chance of getting double items from one? (I know, luck in a Mario Kart game, unheard of).

You can allow players to stack items without needing to basically double the item output. Really though the spammable items are the real problem.

>>712380807
how many coins for the kart?

I drive.

>>712381327
god i want to peg him

>>712377526
>doing well
>gets hit by one random Boomerang
>can never catch up and gets 24th

Great "competitive" game

>>712381275
(you) must be this rich to respond to me

Bros I'm retarded. I do not understand how wall riding works, I just bounce right into it and fall down like a retard. I also don't get how people are jumping onto rails without feathers. Help .

I feel like the feather just lows you down I dont understand the point of the damn thing

>>712375436
Do they not know that you can select a course that isn’t a line?

>>712347735
How is Aviator Mario not S-tier, it's one of his OG outfits along with Pro Racer and Mechanic

>>712381661
do the powerjump sideways, not straight. way easier to latch onto rails and walls that way

>>712345226 (OP)

>>712381661
>drive straight so the game doesn't think you want to drift
>hold R
>build up "jump charge by holding R"
>tilt in direction you want to jump and release R to jump onto walls/rail
>do same thing to jump off walls/rail to jump onto other surfaces or between rails or whatever

>>712381935
>>712381956
What the FUCK, trying this now thanks

>"This game is uncompetitive. There's too much bullshit that happens."

I've seen a couple high rank players say this. Was this Nintendo's intention after MK8?

>bagging was the best strat in MK8
>Nintendo never fix it properly and just make a band aid fix with double item box in MK8D
>Nintendo don't make any attempts to fix bagging until years down the line when doing the wave DLC and even then the "fix" doesn't work as bagging reigns supreme
>Nintendo reuse the same item logic idea in MKW
>Bagging is still the best strat
surprisedpikachuface.jpg

>>712368580
Peach MOGGED

>>712380107

im starting to buy into the 'DK Bananza' update, with Diddy + alts for DK and Pauline

>Rosalina's voice direction

You have to be pixel perfect to land on the rails
Braking takes FOREVER
Reversing is SO SLOW
I wish you could retro Missions immediately

>>712351075
Her tits aren't that fat.

>>712382046
Yeah it's a new mechanic but once you build up the muscle memory it'll feel really intuitive to let rip.

>>712348930
I like baby mario and luigi because of partners in time

>>712381661
it explains this in the help section
dingbats like you are why theres yellow paint everywhere in games

>>712382920
>Wanting to go slow and read in a racing game
Fucking nerd how about you drive to the library

>>712382737
you can retry missions from the pause menu at any time

>>712383189
oh great. thanks!

>>712381808
Not everyone knows that Random is always a normal course, and I wouldn't doubt if some people still don't know that map with arrows pointing to it = Line map.

The big issue, which I assume the video is about since I'm not watching it, is that every time map selection comes up you are almost guaranteed 2 of the choices to be line shit, and a high chance of all 3 being it. It's so fucking stupid. I don't mind doing the lines once in a while but they are trying to force it so fucking hard that it's going to start pissing people off if it hasn't already.

>>712381951
>been tryna unlock him for a while
>all I get whenever kamek shows up at airship fortress is picrel
He is cute, spike isn’t. Also fuck whoever decided kamek should be the rarest item in the game

HOLY SHIT I LOVE FEMBOYS

I wish charge jumps activated a little faster. They already slow you down and are sub-optimal. Just let us jump faster so accessing walls and rails is a bit easier

>>712383672
Solution i’d do is up the options of course selections. 3 intermissions, 3 full-courses

>>712381052
If you select the track, you don't get to play the track. You get to play the "drive up to the track", then 1 lap on the track, then "driving away from the track".
Those interlude sections between tracks are horrible and nobody wants to play them. So everyone picks random because it's the only way to actually get a 3 lap race on a specific track.

>>712384059
if grinding and wall jumping was going to be such a big part of the game they should have had it on its own button
hopping still on right bumper but jumping for rails and walls on the right trigger or x or something
no charge required

why is there no japanese world record holders are they washed up

>>712383978
That's an adult woman

>Eh I'll do a few missions in between races
>End up doing them for three hours straight
Free Roam mode is fucking awesome.

Biker Wario on W-Twin Bike
King Boo on B-Dasher
Farmer Luigi on Rally Car

>>712384059
I'm fine with the regular jump taking some time, but you'd think for the time it takes to charge, the red and rainbow spark charge jump wouldn't suck complete ass.

How long before the "pros" abandon this game?

>>712385074
Already started happening if you’ve been paying attention

>>712385074
They already have.
All of them basically stopped the races and started grinding time trials. Then they slowly stopped doing time trials too.

Max VR is 9999, right?
I’ve only won 2 actual races online but I’m very consistent in getting top 6 at the very least. I’ve won a lot of knockout tours though.

>>712384930
I'm surprised at the difficulty of some of them, it's been a lot of fun driving around and doing them.

so whats the difference between cars and bikes in world?

>>712385440
Number of wheels

>>712385193
no

>>712375468
It's poorly thought out. Clearly they didn't have their smart people on this project.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daK-snnExE0&t=203

>>712384930
I get distracted just driving around and taking pictures. I love this mode so much.

knockout tour is cool but it really shouldn't have been the main mode with no 3-lap GP mode

so what other vehicles besides the blooper are good?

World is great
but some stuff feels clunky and I bet we're in for an MKW Deluxe where they fix most of it

>>712370592
i miss flags, let's me focus on rivals from countries i hate and lets me know the best racial slur to use.

mario kart is a party game, there shouldnt be any pros

>>712381052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SOT3agfirM&t=37

>>712386165
Just another 6 years to go, then the game will finally be worth it

I bet the DLCs will also cost more than MK8's

>>712387093
>I bet dlc that's going to take more time and effort due to needing to be integrated into the world is going to cost more
No shit?

>>712384930
Free roam is what I always wanted since mk64. It's not perfect and I wished it was more like a mix of Diddy Kong Racing and Forza Horizon but it's fine as it is.

>>712386343
Don’t expect people to really play it that much longer then. Holding down A in a straight line and spamming projectiles isn’t that fun.

>>712387607
good lord get nintendos cock out of your mouth

>knockout is clearly the superior mode online when it comes to gameplay
>still mostly play standard racing mode because interacting with people in the lobby and having the same people every race is way more fun

>>712388737
Daww, I didn't think you were thinking about me...

Been playing the rest of the games alongside World to consider my opinion more, and man inside drift feels weird as hell in Wii.

miss me yet?

>>712389938
Honestly I really liked this Rainbow Road. It’s a good track to race on.

>>712389938
...no?

How a penguin heavier than a fucking dolphin?

>>712389938
mk8 is also trash

i think my internet is decent. my router is 2 walls away in the living room from my room. my laptop has never once had connection issues.
but my switch 2 wont let me play mario kart. it keeps disconnecting, suggesting weak signal.
i bought this
https://www.tp-link.com/us/deco-mesh-wifi/product-family/deco-xe75-pro/
hoping to fix the wifi range issue if my internet is not the problem. it's still unopened, did I make a mistake?

It's been a week. who's the tryhard character and kart everyone is flocking to?

>>712390668
>Check Amazon
>Paid over 200 bucks for a wifi extender
Your speed is fine.

>>712390704
baby rosalina

>what if every track was a disappointing fart like N64 rainbow road in MK8
incredible

>>712390704
blooper kart on whoever you want

>>712345226 (OP)
I've been maining Wario. I like how they made him huge like in his original Gameboy appearances. It's also nice how he isn't some farting meme guy like in Smash and he doesn't have the Warioware costume. Now Nintendo just needs to make a new Wario Land with this design and have Waluigi as a playable character.

>>712384806
they're too busy jerking it to baby rosalina's 萌え袖
https://x.com/7Roggie/status/1932000348144902208

>>712390668
i'm also several rooms from my router and my retarded setup is just a 50ft ethernet cable and an unmanaged netgear switch (the cheap 5-port one) hooked up to both my pc and my switch

>>712390930
it's not an extender. it's a mesh system. im thinking of putting a node in my room, essentially having a router very close.

im just confused. my speed is fine, i download huge files in few minutes all the time. but when im playing switch 2 online, there this really bad lag, much more than on my switch 1.

>>712390668
get a powerline extender

24 racers was a fun experiment but doesn't need to come back as the only number of racers.

Anyone beat this mission yet? I either run out of time on the final lap or the AI decides to be aggressive.

>>712391715
i was considering it. my short research showed me extenders are a scam.
so i went with a mesh router

>>712391928
If this is the one with the singular boost pad you gotta land on it every time
If this is the one with the coin blocks you gotta use the feather.
If its the OTHER one then nah you jut gotta get good and pray you get some mushrooms in your item boxes. Bring in two items with you if necessary.

>>712391529
Even though they share the same outfit themes, the new outfits endeared me to the babies a bit more.

Rosalina is my mommy wife

>>712391928
Yeah did it my first try and easily my favorite P switch challenge so far

>>712392161
>If its the OTHER one then nah you jut gotta get good and pray you get some mushrooms in your item boxes. Bring in two items with you if necessary
Yeah its this one. I already beat the other two. The difficulty spike is crazy.

>>712390323
>a fucking dolphin?
That's certainly what that looks like.

>>712389938
That track? Not so much. 8 Deluxe in general? I'm glad World is getting people to be more positive about it. It.

>>712347735
FUCK YOU NOLAN

>my boy dry bones is now an "enemy"
>no costumes
I'll never forgive them for this

>>712391563
Try it out and if that doesn't work then maybe it's a problem with your switch. I looked it up and some people have the same issue.

>>712391928
just beat it with 5 seconds left, only used one mushroom and didn't manage to draft boost off any of the npcs
just do your tricks, drift, and don't get hit

>>712381327
This costume + Bullet Bill kart is kino.

>>712392734
i feel like the characters that got shafted on costumes should at least get a silly hat or two as a consolation prize

>>712393813
you'll have to wait for the silly hat DLC, $24.99

>ywn rip Daisy out of her sweaty jumpsuit after a race and have babymaking sex with her
Why even live

AW YEA

>>712362445
Pipe Frame in S Tier
Dangerously based.

>>712395747
kek nice

>>712391928
Yes, did it on my first try as well, close but nothing too bas if you've been playong online.

>>712348930
I play as baby rosalina because it has the smallest hit box and good acceleration for online matches.

Room?

>>712373602
Agreed it's super obvious. It's so easy for them to make a DK themed one, drop an explorable DK Island and add Diddy/Funky/Cranky+random DK enemies and a mix of new and old tracks that can fit there.

>>712389938
All the soulless buildings and machinery turned a whimsical course into a generic piece of industrialized slop.

>>712396938
7VXOG2

Is this game less skill based than Mario Kart 8? That game felt like I had to get really good because there was 11 other really good racers.

>>712345226 (OP)
Bumblebee wario with gray buggy

>>712397427
Theres no one, at least make a thread

>>712397571
if you're doing single player the game is purely luck based

>>712397092
world's rainbow road feels like a giant apology

>>712395747
Mamma mia!

I wish the water part of rainbow road was longer its so dreamy and cool

Is it possible to get up to rainbow road in free roam?

>>712400508
Doesn't seem like it.

Where did King Boo succeed that Petey couldn't?
>same console gen debut
>partners in DD
>only King Boo frequently returned since

>>712345226 (OP)
>play knockout
>pull ahead just before check point
>get hit by shell +Bullet bill + mega shroom and flattened
>17th place

I mean, the first time, it was funny to literally get trampled by the pack but now it just feels like the default knockout experience

Post you’re main

>>712346125
>Thinking man
>Haha funny mindless meme pick

>>712401898
Forgot image. I’m retarded

why does driving in water feel like ass

>>712401898
I have no regrets.

I wonder how they'll do dlc tracks for this game. Supposedly they'd have to make expand the open world and also add connecting roadways. Though maybe they'll be lazy and just add the tracks like previous games.

>>712402548
They won't add any dlc tracks. At most they'll just keep adding more outfits and characters, and they'll release an Ultimate or Deluxe edition of the game later with a ton of other tracks

>>712402548
the easiest solution is to keep adding more islands with a group of various tracks.

what's best kart for peach? i'm using bullet bill and i think it's allright

>>712402758
when has nintendo ever released an "ultimate/deluxe" edition of a game for the same console it released on? 8DX didn't even launch with any new tracks

>>712402920
No new tracks, but it got a revamped battle mode with new battle arenas and even one being a splatoon crossover

I heard a nice remix of the final boss from Yoshi's Island while racing, but I can't find it anywhere online. Feels bad man.

>>712402548
I could imagine various worlds with connected tracks. So what we have now would be World 1, and each expansion would be another world with about the same number of tracks.

where the FUCK is king bob-omb

>>712403979
he exploded

>>712403979
In the DLC bait shed with many other characters people have been asking for

>>712349394
empirically and emphatically correct

>>712358927
need this with yoshi isolated

Online racing is too crazy man… it’s literally battlefield

I've been switching between using Pro Racer Peach and Pro Racer Rosalina, both on the Mach Rocket. I love that there's finally racing outfits for the girls that aren't just blatant coomer bait, but are actual racing outfits.

Also, has anyone who has played this game online feel like the VR system is bugged? I'm currently sitting at around 8700 VR and even consistently placing within the top third of a full lobby often deducts points from me. I know you get far less points for trying to farm players with lower VR, which is a good change, but even in lobbies mostly filled with players with 8000 VR and above I'm still losing points for placing well. Heaven forbid I have a bad race or two where then my VR tanks super hard.

>>712382536
Enjoy your Blue Peach

>>712350387
I do, he means more than this shitty forced meme Piranha Plant nobody genuinely likes.

>>712400887
You can only play as King Boo in Mario Kart and Baseball, nowhere else so that's the consolation prize.

Not nearly enough are upset that Pianta doesn't have a Chuckster alt

For me, its Yukata peach with the fish bike

>>712405510
The Pro Racer series is just great in general.
>>712406478
I really hope they bring more Tour outfits forward.

>Still no playable E. Gadd

>>712349363
I wish there was a way to send this to every feminist

how do you go about deciding which tracks to learn or time trial, just the ones you like? I've never played a mario kart on release before and I'm having a ton of fun and feel motivated to learn it more

Crazy how everyone is using the Baby Blooper, wonder how much it will take to everyone using the same 3 characters and make everything lame

closest kart to the silver arrow from 8? I used that thing for years and miss it now

>single player because fuck paying Nintendo for dogshit online
>distant 2nd-3rd place in Knockout constantly with fuckall to do without red shells or someone getting a blue shell
>switch to the fastest kart because all the bikes are slow
>makes zero difference

>>712406854
>still no captain toad

>>712407547
He's a costume for Toad.

>>712391421
wario was a big guy in mk8 as well

grand prix should've stayed 3 laps and knockout tour stay what it is

do you get anything for getting 3 stars on everything

>>712408064
Only PTSD

>>712401898
k

Has the music for MKW been ripped already by any chance?

>>712408620
seconding this it's so fucking good

what tracks are new?

>>712408620
Nobody knows how to rip yet, so there's game recordings on Youtube of various quality

>>712408146
not even the stars next to your name or anything like in 8?

>ctrl+f pianta
>1 result
wheres your taste /v/

>>712408879
Damn it

>>712409107
I haven’t unlocked him

>>712408941
You get do get 3 stars for getting 1st in every race

>>712407967
>>712391421

I've got one last ? panel at choccy mountain and I can NOT fucking find
also just got that peach coin where you have to grind around the top, that was really fun I wish more of them involved a good amount of skill

>>712361958
why

Post your most wanted DLC retro course. For me, it's pic related
>Would be fun with 24 players
>Aesthetically, it's cool to look at and it will be a joy to experience again whether they port it over or give it yet another makeover
>The cool shit going on the background makes it a prime candidate for free roam

Water Park is my second choice because it needs improvement when it comes to gameplay and obstacles.

>>712412008
I like the SNES and GBA courses so any of those redone

>>712412008
DS Rainbow Road, partially because I have fond memories of being a dickass by leaving obstacles at the peak of the loops.

>>712412008
for me its Shroom Ridge, Mushroom Bridge, Moonview Highway, Toad Harbor, hell Toads Turnpike
The surrounding infrastructure and environment needed for these tracks is probably hell but damnit I don't see a better fucking game to put the maps with ambient traffic in.
also Super Bell Subway

>>712397571
>>712398059
Knockout mode is fairly luck based too - fun, but very luck based

>>712412951
Not nearly as much. Bagging only really works up to top 8. Once more people get eliminated the item chaos significantly drops

>>712413410
True that onxe you hit the last 8 and 4 people it's a lot less hectic, but the luck of the gods will still determine your items and what shortcuts are available to you
And if the person in first is very far ahead by the time of the final lap thats basically it, since (i think) no blue shells spawn when it's only 4 left
If you know the course very well and can get shirtcuts in you can maybe pull it back but uts tough

>>712347735
for me it's hamburger toad and pirate wario. absolute ludonarrative kino

>>712412008
toad's turn pike could easily be put into a city area, just replace the anti grav with wall tricks and your golden.

>>712351867
Never race with me or my son ever again

>>712412008
Frappe snowland, royal raceway, dk jungle parkway, and mario raceway N64

>get a little creative with a skip
>lakitu murders my mother and sends me to the shadow realm
wtf nintendo

>>712347735
>Sultan or construction Wario
>touring or pro racer Rosa
>Happi or touring Yoshi
>not in S
Shit man, you didn't even put conductor Toad up there

>>712415424
Seriously I dont understand why they would make this game just begging for huge skips and be so strict with the boundaries

>>712345226 (OP)
Is it just me, or is the battery life on this console horrendous?

Screencap this post:
Kirby Air Riders will be the better racing game

>3 Star all cups?
>*crickets*
>Beat all staff ghosts?
>*crickets*
>Just playing the game normally
>DUDE you drove/were in the air this much? Damn thats awesome have a sticker.
This and the Kamek unlock system really irk me.

>>712415978
I'd be surprised. Not because I think it'll be a bad game, but most people only care about City Trial.

>>712416036
have you unlocked mirror mode yet?

>>712406574
yukata is an odyssey outfit.

outfits being the only from odyssey to survive.

>>712416236
>24 Kirbies throwing bombs all over the place
imagine

I heard Pianta is faster in water, is that true? Do any other characters or karts have hidden traits?

>>712416895
Yeah

>>712417012
All characters and karts have stats that make them better or worse on certain terrain. Pianta is faster in water yes. Cow is faster on dirt, biddybud has faster air speed. Stuff like that

>>712416895
>mirror mode
WTF
Now I know what I'm gonna do aftet work

>>712417378
I'm sure someone will figure out a meta purely for each stage from that alone.

>>712417012
>got hidden stats mario kart wii style again
>won't ever know them properly without the switch being hacked.

>>712419797
or you could just test it like a normal person.

>>712417597
want me to tell you how to unlock?

>>712382346
>Diddy and Loli Pauline characters added
>new map based on DK Bananza
> New DK and Pauline skins
Seems about right

>>712417012
Luigi is faster in second place

>remove intermissions, something that already has a place in knockout, from grand prix
>instant 10/10
who signed off on this highway into one lap shit
@nintendo do better

>>712406854
Thats the DLC that will have a random popular ghost from Luigis mansion, E Gadd, and Bullet Bill as the new characters

>>712419879
Nah i don't own world yet. I know people will figure most of these out eventually but it's frustrating that the stats screen is now more inaccurate than 7 and 8/deluxe

>>712357804
I just like his buck teeth, he's just says "duh" all the time lmao

>>712420130
all they had to do was include a classic grand prix mode on top of everything else and a lot of people would have been happier

>>712407641
captain FRAUD

>>712412008
I want Daisy Hills. It would be super cozy to roam around on.
>>712416902
Oh right. Well either way they need to bring Tour outfits into MKW.

>>712421461
Shit I thought it was the same outfit

>>712347735
>all the pedo shit in S tier
rope, now

>>712346125
>"thinking man"
>haha what if we turned everything into a generic anime girl with accessories haha so hot amirite
normie

>>712405510
its just a number bro chill out

I fucking hate Cheep Cheep Falls.
>Tons of fucking water
>Sharp rapids turns that leave me crashing into walls
>Fucking cheep cheeps eating my triple redshells
>Long straightaways
HAAAAAAATE

bump

>>712406854
God I'll never get over the shitty memebait NPC racers, it's so pathetically transparent. They're almost definitely gonna do that free update that should have been in the base game garbage again so I hope they don't fuck up their choices for that at least.

>>712346125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXnJqYwebF8
gem

>>712346125
How is Loco Moto in D tier when it has the same stats as Baby Blooper?

>>712408676
I swear I heard a drum and bass version of banshee boardwalk pop up once but no-one has uploaded it.

>>712430665
it doesn't, there's a metric fuckton of hidden stats for both characters and vehicles that the game doesn't tell you about at all

>>712345226 (OP)
Hammer Bro on Pipe Frame.

>>712382838
the only acceptable answer, the rest of you are pedophiles