Functional is king. I constantly seek new disadvantageous ways to lift and I would say I got quite good at it. Nowadays I can move the heaviest packed top Samsonite one-handed with ease. I periodically go mog normies by helping them carry their pathetic suitcases on stairs. I do not care who they are, but old women and women with pathetic boyfriends (more like GIRLfriends haha) are my prime targets. The former is always very loud in their gratitude, leading to the maximum embarrassment of surrounding "men". To the latter I usually make a snide remark and leave without further explanation, like "well at least the suitcase didn't get wet".