>>214352225
As a someone whose actually job is an exorcist (genuinely, I have seen things you wouldn't believe) specialising in demons, djinn and goblins, it really pisses me off when shows like Buffy and K-pop Demon hunters portray my profession like this.

For starters the clients expect a cute teenage girl to show up with bladed weapons, rather than a fat middle aged Welshman with various charms and potions. The closest thing I have to a weapon is a rusty horse shoe to protect me from goblins. One time a client cancelled me because I wasn't a, quote, "peppy cheerleader" ( pretty convinced there was no demon there and just a perv hoping to recreate Buffy the Vampire Slayer in his living room for lewd purposes).

Recently I had a client following me around as I was working, thinking he was funny saying things like "I guess when you free us from this foul beast of the underworld we're gonna be GOLDEN." And "I guess thats HOW ITS DONE, DONE, DONE.". He shut up when I told him I had seen the film too.

Its all very tiresome, and I expect I have a few more years of that to come.

>>213360921
I have had sex on more than one occasion and as a man of the world, let me tell you that finding a woman who will give you a really good blow job is A LOT RARER than it looks in porn or on the internet.

Many real women point blank refuse, even if you are clean. Even when you find a willing woman 9 times out of 10 they will only take the tip between their lips and do that thing where they hold both hands around your shaft, one on top of the other so only the last 4 inches or so go in at maximum, even when you push her head down on it. Very few will even attempt to deep throat you or even swallow the head past their tonsils and down their gullet. Even when they do often they have not practiced this with a dildo or cucumber so the gag reflex kicks in too soon, and/or they can't hold their breath for more than 30 seconds as you pound their tonsils with your tallywhacker.

Even after all that probably only about 15% of them, in my experience, will swallow your filthy yoghurt when the deed is done. They'll either spit it out somewhere making a mess (lady, I came there and not on your face for a reason), or worse still attempt a snowball (I don't want spunk in my mouth, not even my own, as I am not a woman or gay).

So a woman who can actually give a good deep throated blow job with nice pacman style waka-waka sound effects and just the right amount of drool is as rare as hen's teeth. Its a rare thing and compensates to some degree on things like age or not having huge nipples. When you see a mismatched couple (eg. Daniel Radcliffe and his wife, or Richard and Judy) you can be sure that the woman is a vertuoso player of the pink oboe or if the man is the lest attractive one that he is an accomplished pork-swordsman.