Hello everyone and welcome back to the 4chan Municipal Arena and another exciting episode of /pw/’s resident wrestling show, SATURDAY NIGHT METAL. Tonight is a big night, as we will be crowning our first tag team champions. The teams who were victorious on last week’s show will compete in a special “King of the Mountain” match to determine who will be the first to hold these shiny new belts. But of course that’s not all. The complete card is as follows:
>Vader Vs Roman Reigns
>Hayabusa Vs Sabu
>King Of The Mountain Tag Match: The Road Warriors Vs The Midnight Express Vs The Insane Clown Posse Vs Imperium

All this and more is coming up right now on episode 9 of SATURDAY NIGHT METAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!
>Show Intro Theme:
https://files.catbox.moe/yforxs.mp3
>Official K-WAB Channel:
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW
>Official K-WAB Email Address:
pepevonerich@proton.me

Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the latest installment of /pw/'s resident wrestling show, SATURDAY NIGHT METAL! This show is brought to you by K-WAB Wrestling, and that stands for Kino Wrestling for Autistic Bastards(in case you didn't know). We are coming to you live from the 4chan Municipal Arena, which is our home venue for the time being. To "watch" the show properly, you just read each post and enjoy the various media therein. We utilize various forms of media to deliver a wrestling show that is tailor-made for this board. But of course, most of you will already know those things so let's get right down to business. This will be a historic episode of SNM, as we will be crowning our first World Heavyweight Champion. As for the rest, I think I've lined up a good show for you fuckers tonight but you can judge for yourself. The full card is as follows:

>Rey Mysterio Vs Mistico
>An 8-man Royal Rumble for a shot at the K-WAB Gigadimes Championship
>The Road Warriors Vs The Pajeets of Pain
>"Stone Cold" Steve Austin Vs Harambe the Gorilla in a hardcore cagematch
>Ric Flair Vs Shingo Takagi in the finals of our World Heavyweight Championship tournament

I believe these are the best five match videos I have ever made, so I also believe that you will be well-entertained by them. I figured out how to incorporate some camera work into the matches, so feel free to tell me if you like it or not.

PLUS:
>A new episode of Rock Talk
>A heartwarming message from Poi
>An update on Hulk Hogan's injury status

and more, so kick back and enjoy the fruits of my severe and lifelong autism.

Show Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1nERRgFnnegR
>Official K-WAB Channel:
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW

>Official K-WAB Email Address:
pepevonerich@proton.me

Welcome back, everyone, for another exciting episode of Saturday Night Metal, brought to you by Kino Wrestling for Autistic Bastards and me, your host Pepe Von Erich. For those who may not know, this is a wrestling show made specifically for /pw/. I thought it was about time we had a fed of our own, and this is the result. A good idea + lots of work + historically high levels of autism = K-WAB Wrestling. Things are going well, and we are moving right along with the development of the fed. I didn't do a preview thread yesterday because some IRL matters demanded my attention, but I don't think that's too big a deal. The preview threads will eventually become kind of a mini-show but that's a topic for another day. Once again, I wish to thank all of you out there reading because without you, all this work would be for nothing. Now, with all that out of the way, let's get to tonight's card. This is a special 9/2 commemorative edition of Saturday Night Metal, which will include:

>Big King Mabel Vs Wolfie
>The Insane Clown Posse Vs The Pajeets of Pain
>LA Knight Vs Brody King
>Hulk Hogan Vs Shingo Takagi
>Vader Vs Ric Flair

Plus:
>A SURPRISE MUSICAL GUEST

Show Opening Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1gzB5SbgIYBp
Offical K-WAB Bitchute Channel:
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW

Hello everyone, and welcome to another exciting edition of Saturday Night Metal. This program is brought to you by K-WAB (Kino Wrestling for Autistic Bastards), and I am your host, promoter and owner Pepe Von Erich. This is a wrestling show made specifically for the good people of /pw/, so feel free to post suggestions and requests. I took a little break to improve some things, but now we are back in business and better than ever. Tonight, we are coming to you from the 4chan Municipal Auditorium, and we have a new show format which should be a little more efficient than our previous one. Instead of posting matches as a series of MP4s, we are now using external links. This means match commentary will consist of real audio rather than walls of text. It allows for some other little additions as well. As always, we hope you enjoy the show, and I would like to mention that tonight's episode is dedicated to the memory of Hulk Hogan. As promised in the preview thread, here are tonight's matchups:
>Kazuchika Okada Vs Shingo Takagi
>Harry Pothead Vs "Ravishing" Rick Rude
>Cactus Jack Vs Vader (exploding deathmatch)
>Luna Vachon Vs Natsupoi
>The MAGA Powers (Hulk Hogan and Necro Butcher) Vs the Kamalamaniacs (Brody King and Adam Cole)

SHOW OPENING THEME:
https://vocaroo.com/14Yq2D9Dswb9