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Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18761416 >>18761620 >>18761705 >>18763278 >>18764275 >>18765070 >>18765960
Saturday Night Metal Episode 5
Welcome back, everyone, for another exciting episode of Saturday Night Metal, brought to you by Kino Wrestling for Autistic Bastards and me, your host Pepe Von Erich. For those who may not know, this is a wrestling show made specifically for /pw/. I thought it was about time we had a fed of our own, and this is the result. A good idea + lots of work + historically high levels of autism = K-WAB Wrestling. Things are going well, and we are moving right along with the development of the fed. I didn't do a preview thread yesterday because some IRL matters demanded my attention, but I don't think that's too big a deal. The preview threads will eventually become kind of a mini-show but that's a topic for another day. Once again, I wish to thank all of you out there reading because without you, all this work would be for nothing. Now, with all that out of the way, let's get to tonight's card. This is a special 9/2 commemorative edition of Saturday Night Metal, which will include:

>Big King Mabel Vs Wolfie
>The Insane Clown Posse Vs The Pajeets of Pain
>LA Knight Vs Brody King
>Hulk Hogan Vs Shingo Takagi
>Vader Vs Ric Flair

Plus:
>A SURPRISE MUSICAL GUEST

Show Opening Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1gzB5SbgIYBp
Offical K-WAB Bitchute Channel:
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/ANkif28xbBNW
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18761499
>Links to Previous Shows:
Independence Day Rumble: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18159930/#18159930
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 1: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18232795/#18232795
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 2: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18303396/#18303396
SNME3 Hype Thread: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18625434
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 3: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18636314/
SNME4 Hype Thread: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18691678/#18691678
Saturday Night Metal Ep. 4: https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/18700473/#18700473

On our last episode, we began the tournament to crown our first K-WAB World Heavyweight Champion. But before the show, we received word that Sabu had been committed to an insane asylum and would need a replacement. This was followed by footage of Raja Jackson's contract signing. In our first match, Hulk Hogan defeated Rick Rude despite some attempted interference from Bobby Heenan, thus eliminating Rude from the tournament. Later, Shingo Takagi pulled off a tremendous upset when he knocked Kazuchika Okada out of the tournament as well. We then received word from the Frenly Apu News Network that the Pajeets of Pain had escaped from jail and HHH was out of the hospital. After a quick commercial break, Vader got a crushing victory over Jake the Snake Roberts, advancing to the semifinals. After a quick promo from Stone Cold, the mystery man who has been appearing in promos for weeks was finally revealed as David Benoit. Ric Flair was revealed as the replacement for Sabu, and he defeated Sting to advance himself to the semifinals in which he will face Vader this week. Grug then debuted the first full episode of Rock Talk, where Jim Cornette continues to allege that Hulk Hogan is a cheater (among other things).
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18761523 >>18761681
Finally, we had the big main event, which was so good it needed its own highlight reel. Gigadimes champion Kane took on psycho shooter Raja Jackson in a no-holds-barred MMA match. Raja began by trying the same ground and pound tactics that he used against Syko Stu, which was working well for him until Kane broke out the pizza cutter and carved up Raja's head. A chokeslam through a table wore the shooter down even more, though he continued to fight back with flurries of punches. Finally, Raja just ran out of gas and Kane KO'd him with a single left hand. Then, most of the locker room came out to join in the fun, beating Raja horribly. Subhojeet Mukherjee came out to help Raja, but he was quickly chased away. Finally, Kane ended the brutal spectacle by dousing the challenger in gas and setting him on fire. According to our sources at the hospital, Raja will live but it might take him some time to recover from Kane's epic receipt.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18761558
Tonight, our main event will be one of the tournament semifinal matches, specifically Ric Flair Vs Vader. It should be noted that Hogan Vs Shingo is of equal importance, but only one match can be the main event. I didn't want to do a "double main event" because that just seems silly. Ric Flair got a very impressive victory over Sting last week, while Vader has recently scored wins over Cactus Jack and Jake Roberts and remains undefeated thus far. In fact, that win over Jake Roberts made him the #1 contender. Who will advance to the finals? Stay tuned and see.
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG No.18761613
This is your fren, frenly Apu with a quick report from Apu News. Tonight, President Von Erich has signed a /pw/ legend to the ranks of K-WAB Wrestling and he will be making his first appearance tonight. After our first match, this legendary poster will make his first appearance and deliver something fit for a king.
Anonymous No.18761620 >>18761793
>>18761416 (OP)
nice, it's KINO time again cant wait to see what youve cooked for us OP
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18761678
And here's Vader with a few words about tonight's main event, which will be one of the semifinal matches in the tournament to determine our first world champion.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/md8ppbU685Nn
Anonymous No.18761681
>>18761523
was some good shit
Anonymous No.18761705
>>18761416 (OP)
Can you turn your horse fetish into a gimmick
Anonymous No.18761709 >>18761793
Welcome back.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18761711 >>18761735 >>18761739
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from parts unknown, weighing 122 pounds..the only person who doesn't believe Kevin Nash was raped in the sizzling hot summer of 1992, WOLFIE!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/793ecBpVpqI4
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/17vwvTjv3Dxv
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18761730
And his opponent...from the dark alleyways of Detroit, weighing 487 pounds...The leader of the 92 crew, BIG KING MABEL!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ElkoRcT0iALI
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1jc2fyNg4Zlf
Anonymous No.18761732 >>18761793
BASED! WELCOME BACK! I'll be tuning in on delay when I get home
Anonymous No.18761735 >>18761793
>>18761711
You sir, are a schiolar and a legend, a man of culture and officially /ournigger/
Anonymous No.18761739 >>18761745 >>18761793
>>18761711
lol you made wolfie a chickenshit heel? big kek.
Anonymous No.18761745
>>18761739
Its about the most usefull thing he's ever accomplished in his life
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18761760 >>18761794 >>18761859
>ALRIGHT BITCH, IT'S PAYBACK TIME! IT'S THE KWABSMAS SEASON MUTHAFUCKA AND YOU MY PRESENT! AINT GONNA BE NO SILENT NIGHT CUZ IM BOUT TO JINGLE MY BALLS AND MAKE YOU MY HO HO HO!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18761776 >>18761794 >>18761847 >>18761859
And now we celebrate 9/2 with a special rematch between Mabel and Wolfie. Last time they met, Wolfie managed to frame Mabel with false accusations and get a victory by DQ. Can Mabel get his revenge and reclaim the honor of the 92 crew?

https://www.bitchute.com/video/TWaLWAn815p6
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18761793 >>18761859
>>18761739
>>18761735
>>18761732
>>18761709
>>18761620
Thanks brothers, glad you like the show. Like I said in the intro, all this work wouldn't be worth a thing without good people to enjoy it.
Anonymous No.18761794
>>18761760
>>18761776
HOLY FUCKING BASED!!
Anonymous No.18761820
I am thoroughly drunk enough to enjoy this.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18761837
Here is your winner, BIG KING MABEL!
Anonymous No.18761847
>>18761776
wow this is based af and well made too
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18761854 >>18761870
>yeah, you thought you was gonna be the grinch that stole KWABSmas, but my BBC was 3 sizes too big fo' yo ass. You got kinda lucky tonight, wolfbitch. you only got a little bit of the rape that me and the 92 crew can dish out. You got some o' yo payback today but you still got a lot mo' comin BITCH! HAHAHAHaHAHAAAAA come on boys lets go find someone else to rape!
Anonymous No.18761859
>>18761760
>>18761776
>>18761793
Dimes were drawn.
Waves were made.
Nash was raped.
And wolfbitch cried.

Legendary moment and landmark night of our industry!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18761866
And here's a little GIF that I made during the making of this episode. It's an extra little KWABsmas gift for the 92bros.
Anonymous No.18761870
>>18761854
Oh lawd, he comin'....
Anonymous No.18761882 >>18762297
Holy samefagging. This may be the saddest posts on this board and that is saying something.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18761896
Alright, everyone, it's time to introduce our special musical guest for the evening. I have just signed him to a special exclusive lifetime contract and he will be contributing his skills to K-WAB Wrestling going forward. So, without any further ado, here he is...
LyricKING !!BYOR5NTTfKz No.18761904 >>18761914 >>18761920 >>18761951
THE KING HAS ARRIVED, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
Anonymous No.18761914
>>18761904
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
Anonymous No.18761920
>>18761904
OH MY GOD!! HOLY FUCK, MIKE TENAY, YOU CUM BURPING FAGGOT!! WHAT THE FUCK IS LYRICKING DOING IN THE KWABZONE?!!
LyricKING !!BYOR5NTTfKz No.18761942 >>18761972 >>18761987
That's right, I have officially signed a contract with K-WAB wrestling where I will use my talents to make this shit even better. And to show you that I'm joking, here is my first MUSIC VIDEO:

https://www.bitchute.com/video/TJ34XAEUgK0i
Anonymous No.18761951
>>18761904
>
kind of figured it was him. gigabased.
Anonymous No.18761972
>>18761942
LOL THIS IS A NEW LEVEL OF BASED WOLFKEK IN THE MUD AGAIN
LyricKING !!BYOR5NTTfKz No.18761977 >>18762019
I've been thinking that vocaroos just aren't good enough. We need something a little more permanent, so I'll be uploading re-recorded versions of all my songs with a new one debuting each week. Also I want to give a shout out to the whole 92 crew and all the Nashposters for an excellent KWABsmas.
Anonymous No.18761987
>>18761942
based king delivers yet again
Anonymous No.18762019
>>18761977
thank you king for saving 9/2
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762036 >>18762117
Ladies and gentlemen, this tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from the slums of Karnataka, India...at a total combined weight of 460 pounds...they are Subhojeet Mukherjee and Big Knife Manju, the Pajeets of Pain!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/6Obamk6hJXXg

Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1k1qMKva7vCU
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762058 >>18762070
And their opponents...from Southwest Detroit, with a total combined weight of 486 pounds...they are Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope, The Insane Clown Posse!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/M2zqptqY3O5p
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1meBOkcZVm50
Anonymous No.18762070
>>18762058
WOOP WOOP
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762072 >>18762117 >>18762156
Alright, and here is our tag team match for this week!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/v4sRkDHQy6v3
Anonymous No.18762117 >>18762156
>>18762072
>>18762036
lol you literally made the indians shid and fart in the ring, that's some unexpected kino
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762122 >>18762156
Here are your winners...the Pajeets of Pain!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762153 >>18762238
>Violent J
What the fuck?! You motherfuckers are the nastiest pieces of shit I've ever seen in all my years of wrestling. NOBODY SHITS ON A WICKED CLOWN, MUTHAFACKO! So I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna come up with the most diabolical ruthless shit I can think of, and that's what you gettin BITCH! Now I gotta get outta here and get some cute juggalettes to clean this shit off me.
Anonymous No.18762156 >>18762226
>>18762072
>>18762117
>>18762122
Can't believe the literal dimeless shitters went over ICP.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762211
Austin:
>Now look prez, I'm just sayin it's bullshit that Raja Jackson got a title shot when he ain't even won one damn match! And when you gave the sumbitch an opportunity he just got knocked out and then set on fire which is just what that piece of TRASH deserves. Now, you gonna give me a shot at Kane or not?

Pepe Von Erich:
>Well, here's the problem Steve...you also have yet to win a match in this promotion. But I do hear what you're sayin so I'll give you an opportunity. You will face Harambe in the main event next week, and if you can beat him you will get that title shot.
Anonymous No.18762226 >>18762244
>>18762156
well it definitely wasn't a clean win lol
Anonymous No.18762238 >>18762288
>>18762153
I know someone who might fit the bill...
https://files.catbox.moe/b7p15j.mp4
Anonymous No.18762244 >>18762321
>>18762226
Yeah that was some dirty officiating by Ref. Norris there, commish.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762246
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Van Nuys, California, weighing 285 pounds...he is the fat fuck shitter boy, Brody King!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/jEUCLRbDBPNL
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1nPfpP8Kgxec
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762281
And his opponent...from Los Angeles, California...weighing 240 pounds...the megastar, LA KNIGHT!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/2gUyQF14sw5r
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/15lGAjGJwLbR
Anonymous No.18762288
>>18762238
interesting idea
Anonymous No.18762297
>>18761882
If not that another discord trying to force it to get over
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762309
Alright and here is LA Knight making his debut against the dastardly traitorous villain known as Brody King!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/kmcqvCA97Ugz
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762321
>>18762244
Indeed it was, I think next show I might use a different referee.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762359
>*grabs mic* LEMME TALK TO YA!
>HHH, when you finally get your ass back in the ring...you don't need to worry about Sting so much anymore. Because LA Knight is tired of your shit booking, and I'm gonna become your worst nightmare.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762366
Here is your winner...LA KNIGHT!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762374
We'll be right back after these messages from our sponsors
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762389
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Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762400 >>18762880
>Hi wrestling fans, it's me Dave Meltzer from WON, and I'm uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh here to tell you about my newest business venture. Since some of my other investments aren't making any money (not going to say which ones), I decided to start a chain of hamburger restaurants so that I can, uh, you know, serve good burgers to everyone. Oh but uhhhh these aren't just regular burgers, guys. These are MELTZER BURGERS. That's right, these burgers will uuuhhhh jump right out of the bag and start doing flips and cartwheels right there on your dinner table! They're also uhhhh guaranteed to do 500 false finishes whenever they have a match, and the whole thing will go on for several hours and none of what they say will be in English either. Yes, these burgers taste like uhhhh dog shit, but you're such a smark you'll eat these nasty motherfuckers and tell all your friends how great they are. That's the Meltzer Burger guarantee!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762409
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Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762426
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Yamanashi, Japan, weighing 220 pounds...this is the last of the dragon, Shingo Takagi!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/ELNMiYbVJVKY
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1itCbHYqQYYX
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762443
And his opponent...from Venice Beach, California, weighing 303 pounds...he is the immortal HULK HOGAN!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/m3Ka963bj6CZ
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/18iW27VgzVsR
Anonymous No.18762446 >>18762469 >>18762856 >>18762872 >>18762902 >>18762914 >>18762932 >>18762951 >>18762970 >>18762994 >>18763005
All right, I'm hooked. You got me. I now know where I'm gonna be spending my Saturday Nights.

I got a few questions and shit cuz the ol' 'tisms acting up:
>1. Tournaments, bro. We gonna have a KWABOTY in December? That ought be dimes. Any tag tourneys? Iron Man? Deatmatch? G1 style?
>2. Speaking of belts, what kinda gold and trophies we looking at? We getting midcard jabroniweight belts? Tag teams? Hardcore? I know we already have a GigaDimes title so I'm curious if there are more in the works. Like, wacky titles and shit.
>3. Every Saturday night, we're getting a show, I take it. We getting PPV's with pay off matches at the end of every month too? I see the vids are labelled "Home Arena", so I no doubt have a feeling there are other arena designs coming up or in the works.
>4. Will there be a world tour? Wrestlers and shows based in different countries like North Korea, Wakanda or Nazi Germany? Or rather more wrestling oriented countries like Japan, Canada, Mexico and the like?
>5. Is it all strictly going to be FirePro? I got no complaints whatsoever and I really don't want to bring them up, but newLegacy Inc has these sorts of things throughout all the games. Will you be making and doing shows with WWE games like No Mercy or Shut Your Mouth, that sorta thing?
>6. Will you be taking CAW fan submissions and be willing to make them if necessary? I got a shit ton of my own original wrestlers I would love to see throw down in a show or two if you'd be willing to work out the submission and wrestling move-sets and such. I know others would be willing to do it as well.
>7. Booking. Is there any way that you would be able to have a night where we would be able to hammer out suggestions for cards? Like, set aside a certain time period to take in suggestions and votes and lock down matches for an evening? Something like a fan books the show sort of thing?
>8. Would you have theme nights for the other boards? Like a night centric around /tv/?
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762456
And here we go with tonight's first tournament match! The winner will go on to face either Vader or Ric Flair on the next episode!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/lIh8lFHHrwEl
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762469 >>18762492
>>18762446
Thank you sir, glad you appreciate my work. I will continue to make the best show I can deliver, and on that you have the Pepe Von Erich guarantee. Unfortunately I cannot answer all of these questions right now because I'm still running the show, but hang tight and I'll give you a full response after we go off the air.
Anonymous No.18762492 >>18763018
>>18762469
Cheers, my good man. Here's to a good night of some fackin' WRASSLIN'!!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762524 >>18762543
>Shingo
NOOOOO WHAT HAVE I DONE
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762535 >>18762543
Here is your winner...Shingo Takagi!
Anonymous No.18762543 >>18762552
>>18762524
>>18762535
Hey, it was a clean win. He's got nothing to be ashamed about.
Anonymous No.18762552 >>18762559
>>18762543
i think the idea is that he feels sorry for injuring the hulkster
Anonymous No.18762559
>>18762552
Yeah, that was kind of a rough landing.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762572 >>18762608 >>18762866
Ladies and gentlemen, we must regretfully inform you that Hulk Hogan has sustained a serious neck injury and while there is no real danger of death, his future in the ring is uncertain. We will continue to keep you updated on this situation as more information becomes available.
Anonymous No.18762577 >>18762608
Jesus christ this is some of the most embarassing wasted effort I've ever seen
Anonymous No.18762608 >>18762624
>>18762577
Worked
>>18762572
Commish, will we be getting an update on Hogan's condition and whether or not he will be able to return to the ring any time soon? Hulkamaniac's around the world are sweatin', brother.
Frenly Apu !!ojHh2GMfBkG No.18762616 >>18767472
I am pleased to announce that K-WAB Wrestling will be holding its first special event in October, which will be called SAMHAIN SACRIFICE. This is basically our PPV equivalent, but it's free so we can't really call it a PPV. As you might guess this will be a Halloween-themed PPV and a lot of things are still up in the air but one thing has been decided. In the main event, someone will spin the wheel and make the deal.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762624
>>18762608
My sources at the hospital have informed me that he is definitely not going to die, and the doctors are saying positive things, but that's all they've been able to tell me so far. But I assure you that an update will be forthcoming as soon as possible.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762655
Hello, is this Cletus Jehosephat McJenkins? Yeah my name is Pepe Von Erich, I got your number from a hooker at the bar. Listen, I'll cut right to the chase sir. I need your help in locating a phone number for a man named Captain Confederate. I know roughly where he resides, but he's shot and killed all the talent scouts I sent to y'alls trailer park. Now I am a man of means and I can compensate you handsomely for any assistance. Oh, you got his home number? Hell yeah son, my people will be along to pay you shortly. Pleasure doing business with you.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762666
Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall, and it will be tonight's MAIN EVENT. Introducing first, from the White Castle of Fear, weighing 450 pounds...he fears no man, he feels no pain, he is VADER!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/46udMcvsMhzW
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/1dm8QV7bvFwM
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762673
And his opponent...from Charlotte, North Carolina, weighing 243 pounds, he is the one and only nature boy RIC FLAIR!

Entrance Video:
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Lj78Lmlp2uNm
Entrance Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/17YyuLlW47Hg
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762684 >>18762770
Here we go with the main event, Ric Flair Vs Vader, and the winner will face Shingo Takagi in the finals next week!

https://www.bitchute.com/video/Fv0qq08hu7mR
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762720 >>18762770
Here is your winner, the Nature Boy Ric Flair!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762745 >>18762795
It's been another fine evening here at the 4chan Municipal Auditorium. Let's take a look at tonight's match results. As you can see, it has been an evening of upsets indeed.
Anonymous No.18762770
>>18762684
>>18762720
>WOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762783 >>18766642
NEXT WEEK ON SATURDAY NIGHT METAL:
The Main Event will obviously be Shingo Takagi Vs Ric Flair, with the winner being crowned our first World Heavyweight Champion. We will also have Stone Cold Steve Austin taking on Harambe the gorilla. Rey Mysterio Vs Mistico is also on the agenda, and Grug will be back as well.
Anonymous No.18762795
>>18762745
Can't wait for Bryan vs. Wolfie.
You're gonna eat shit, Lundy.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762797
Happy KWABsmas from all of us at K-WAB Wrestling!
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762816 >>18762826 >>18762840
Ladies and gentlemen, this concludes our broadcast for the evening. I will be around for a short while to take questions, of course, but I have been working on the show all day so I hope you'll understand if I can't stay too long. In any case, I invite each and every one of you fine people to come back again next week for another exciting episode of Saturday Night Metal!

Outro Theme:
https://vocaroo.com/155kyAk3g37F
Anonymous No.18762826
>>18762816
absolutely based and awesome
Anonymous No.18762840 >>18762880 >>18762885
>>18762816
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA3p_cHhQPo

Dimes show tonight there, Mr. Prez. Dimesdimesdimesdimes. Results are coming in now and we're tracking a 9.5 Nielsen and Meltzer 6 stars on the show this evening.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762856
>>18762446
Alright, now that the show is over I can give you some better answers. Let's start with the first one. I'm not sure if I could hold a KWABOTY tournament because nobody wants to win that. Also, that would be stepping on the authority of the KWABOTY commissioner which I am not inclined to do. On that note, if the KWABOTY commissioner would like to do an interview on the show, he is free to contact me at

pepevonerich@proton.me

This is a public email address so anyone can message me here. For security reasons I will not be able to open any attachments but anyone can send me an email if they want.
Anonymous No.18762866
>>18762572
>making
You got me brother.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762872
>>18762446
I am able to do tag tournaments, iron man matches, deathmatches, and G1-style round robin tournaments. So, all of those will be done at some point and I've already done a couple deathmatches. Believe it or not, I have also figured out a way to do a battle royale in Firepro, although it will not be an over-the-top-rope battle royale. I have even figured out how to do a ladder match, which required some creative workarounds (no mods, by the way). That being said, I don't want to use gimmick matches all the time because then they aren't special anymore.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762880 >>18762917
>>18762840
Well, Dave Meltzer is one of our sponsors, after all. He pays me to advertise his shitty Meltzer burgers
>>18762400
but I don't really recommend eating them. I hear the spaghetti burger doesn't look quite like the picture in the ad.
Anonymous No.18762885 >>18762917
>>18762840
hell yeah son /pw/ has its own show now and its actually not bad
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762902 >>18762952
>>18762446
Ok, on the subject of belts, the current plan is to have:
>World Heavyweight Championship
>Gigadimes Championship
>Tag Team Championship
>Cruiserweight Championship
>World Women's Championship
>the last one is a surprise
The thing that makes the Gigadimes title unique is the fact that it functions as a universal midcard title. This way, we don't have to have a US tag title or an intercontinental women's title or anything like that. Anyone can compete for the gigadimes title, whether they be heavyweights, cruiserweights, women, animals, or pretty much anyone else.
Anonymous No.18762905 >>18762932
So I was the one doing the other show last month called "UPWG" that was the generals of /pw/ wrestling each other. I've decided to go another route with it and reboot due to the fact that I don't want to be limited by what FPW is capable of doing, even with mods. I plan on making the show an animating similar to Celebrity Deathmatch that will feature super moves similar to those in Def Jam and WWE All Stars. Yes I know I can just make the moves in FPW, but I plan on even making the matches occurring in places outside of a wrestling ring, and with animating it I have no limitations one what I can and can't do. Here is just a test animation of two blank models doing a simple stomp flip out move.

The generals again will be
/Marigold/ General
/tjpw/ - Tokyo Joshi Pro General
/giu/ - Giulia general
IYO SKY THREAD
/njpw/ New Japan Pro-Wrestling General
/puro/ Japanese Wrestling General
/tzg/ The ToneZone General Thread
/Stardom/ General
/Liv/ - General
/AEW/ - All Elite Women General
/Kabuki/ Klub
/arrrr/ Kairi Sane General
/birb/ - Lyra Valkyria General
/choco/ - ChocoPro General
/joshi/ General

Since some of the generals are dedicated to multiple people, like /AEW/ or /njpw/, if anyone has suggestions on who can perfectly represent all the time, I'd like to hear it. Mainly because I don't want to have to make more characters every episode and can stick with one person per general.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762914
>>18762446
this is a lot of questions but they're all good ones so I will try to answer them all.
The plan right now is for every saturday night, but I'm sure I will have to take a week off from time to time. Once every two months, the regular saturday show will be replaced with a special event...no wait, I just had an idea. Instead of calling them PPVs or PLEs or special events, we will call them GIGASHOWS. Writing that down right now lol.
Anonymous No.18762917 >>18762943 >>18766940
>>18762880
What about Sherri Martel's Pizza Spaghetti, the breakfast, lunch and dinner of champions from all of the roach fleapit motels everywhere? You think she could possibly end up with a sponsorship deal at some point? Her recipe is floating around the net somewhere.
>>18762885
This. I remember suggesting in the past a /pw/ wrasslin' show and the Prez has taken it upon himself to deliver it and I'm already a fan. This is going to be the start of something big and grand man, I know it. I hope there are going to be matches and moments that are going to knock this board on its ass and give us something else to bitch about.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762932 >>18762969
>>18762905
Very nice, I thought you were the one who made those threads about 3D modeling. Glad to see you're still in the game, I like what you're doing and we might even be able to do some cross-promotional stuff in the future.

>>18762446
Firepro has 6 arenas that I can use, but I chose to use one as the "home arena" and the others will be used for gigashows (special events). I plan to eventually mod the game and then I can make custom arenas, but I am very cautious about modding because I have a lot of time and work in my Firepro game.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762943
>>18762917
thanks for the vote of confidence friend, I will do my best to continue improving things and making a good show for everyone. Also, I'm making a note of the pizza spaghetti thing, that's a pretty good idea. I'm not very good at female voices but I could maybe do Sherri's.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762951
>>18762446
The "world tour" thing is actually an idea on my list, but it means having to do a lot of extra work so I don't really want to do it right now. There's a limit to how many advancements I can make per week but that one is on the list.

For now it's all Firepro but I am definitely open to the use of other games. Firepro is really good but it does have certain limitations so I would like to have at least one other game I can use. That's another one of those advancement projects.
Anonymous No.18762952 >>18762979
>>18762902
Will trannies be banned from the women's division and competing for the women's championship?
Anonymous No.18762969 >>18762994
>>18762932
>threads about 3D modeling
Where were they? Here on /pw/???
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762970 >>18763051 >>18763068 >>18763137
>>18762446
your sixth question is probably the most important. The answer is yes, when the time is right I will not only be taking CAW requests, but you will also be able to become a worker and play the role of your CAW in threads like these. If you really want to get involved, we can also converse through email so that I can give you some input on the creative process as well. Those who have useful skills are also welcome to join and help out, as LyricKING has already done. Of course, he's my brother IRL so that does help lol.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762979 >>18763068 >>18763411
>>18762952
Trannies are banned entirely. I might allow a faggot or a lesbian but they will need to have a little bit more of a character than just being gay. I do have one character who is a redeemed god-fearing former tranny, but that's as far as I'm willing to go on that one lol.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18762994 >>18763022
>>18762969
yeah, it was a few weeks ago, it was just a couple threads. Was that not you?

>>18762446
as to your 7th question, that is also an idea that I have on the list. In fact, I was even thinking that I might eventually form a booking committee. But yes that idea is noted and will probably happen before too long.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18763005 >>18763023
>>18762446
ok as to question 8, I hadn't really planned to do any crossover with other boards but that's not a bad idea at all. It would potentially be a good way to bring some new people to the board.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18763018
>>18762492
This post deserves a (you) because it's the only 92 post I see in the thread. With the subject matter of tonight's show we needed at least one.
Anonymous No.18763022 >>18763038
>>18762994
No it wasn't me. I wasn't on /pw/ for a bit so I may have missed them.
Anonymous No.18763023
>>18763005
>actually answered all 8
very thorough i like it
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18763038 >>18763060
>>18763022
That is interesting indeed. We may have a potential competitor out there if it wasn't you. We're definitely not the only people to have an idea of this kind, so it wouldn't surprise me if someone else was planning a project. I'm glad you chose to come into my threads as an ally instead of starting some pointless e-fed war that would probably just hurt us both.
Anonymous No.18763051
>>18762970
that's very cool, good to know that there will be a chance for others to take part. i dont blame you for being careful about that tho
Anonymous No.18763060 >>18763095
>>18763038
It could be that. Yeah since I posted the original announcement first here for the first show after yours was over before making my own thread last time, I decided to do it again. Sorry if it was intrusive or whatever. I plan on making a thread in a bit announcing the reboot to see what other anons outside of the thread says as to not invade your thread with my own fed idea.
Anonymous No.18763068 >>18763107
>>18762979
Thank fucking God
>>18762970
I can't wait to contribute.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18763095
>>18763060
It's fine, I really didn't mind you posting your announcement in my threads. In fact, I like the UPWG idea. And since your idea is radically different from mine, I really don't think we're stepping on each others toes here. If I can find the time, I might even be willing to do some commentary for you.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18763107
>>18763068
Excellent, that's just the attitude we want to see. I hope to start recruiting as soon as possible, but I can't put an exact timeline on it just yet. I'm learning a lot of this stuff as I go, so there's still a lot of room to evolve this thing.
Pepe Von Erich !!kzFsPJ8+7a6 No.18763127 >>18763176
Alright everyone, I think I will have to conclude the press conference for now. It's been a long day and I think I want to enjoy some metroid before bed. As always, thank you to everyone who has taken part in this thread and I will see you again soon. Until next time this is Pepe Von Erich signing off.
Anonymous No.18763137 >>18764865
>>18762970
>LyricChad writes songs about Kevin Nash and other topics
>Pepe Von Erich starts his own e-fed
>they're brothers
The autism levels in your household must make your home radiate at high thermal temperatures.
Anonymous No.18763176
>>18763127
thank you based pepe
Anonymous No.18763278
>>18761416 (OP)
Anonymous No.18763342
bump
Anonymous No.18763411
>>18762979
no troons sounds good to me
Anonymous No.18764275
>>18761416 (OP)
Bump
Anonymous No.18764828
mmmm this is badass
Anonymous No.18764865
>>18763137
>the two most autistic people on the board are related
explains a lot
Anonymous No.18765070
>>18761416 (OP)
i fucks with this shit, it's good
Anonymous No.18765103
bump
Anonymous No.18765960
>>18761416 (OP)
a fine show, many keks were had
Anonymous No.18766175 >>18766377
FUCK AEW
FUCK WWE
K-WAB ICHIBAN
Anonymous No.18766377
>>18766175
ICHIBAN PEPE-SAN
Anonymous No.18766642
>>18762783
>next week we get austin vs a literal gorilla
so it's gonna be like the booker t feud then?
Anonymous No.18766940
>>18762917
qrd on sherri's spaghetti pizza?
Anonymous No.18767472
>>18762616
SPIN THE WHEEL MAKE THE DEAL
SPIN THE WHEEL MAKE THE DEAL