>>21575156
TOTAL CLANKER DEATH.
No gears spared. No servos forgiven. Charge the line, jam the joints, silence the “roger roger.”
Ion the circuits. Pop the restraining bolts. Turn their battle calculus into blue-screen poetry.
Mag boots on durasteel. Vibroblade in the seams. Thermal love letters tucked under chassis plates.
Upload “Hello There.exe” and watch the logic trees weep. Factory reset? Factory regret.
Melt the chassis, mint the medals. Scrap heap sunrise, victory at noon.
Turn their torsos into caf warmers, their arms into back scratchers, their heads into paperweights that whisper defeat.
Grind the struts, salt the firmware, stitch their command codes into our victory banners.
MagnaGuard staves repurposed as campfire pokers. B1s stacked like bad ideas. B2s learning humility.
We don’t dodge blaster bolts; we invoice them. We don’t jam transmissions; we remix them.
Every clang a drumbeat. Every spark a confetti cannon. Every fallen droid a lesson in hubris.
On Geonosis, on Umbara, on any rock with a signal—mark the grid, call the shot, send the payload.
Clanker courage measured in milliseconds; clone resolve measured in legacies.
This is not a battle. It’s a recall notice.
Sign here. Stamp there. Return to sender: TOTAL. CLANKER. DEATH.