Thread 21568844

Thread for discussing coffee and coffee related topics.

superior hand grinder edition

If you're new and confused, start here: https://pastebin.com/UEzwuyLz

If you're old and confused take care of those hands.

Previous thread:>>21557808

is a modded gaggia classic enough?

>>21568848
For 1-2 people yeah probably. If you're making 6 milk drinks back to back to back every morning you should be looking at something with a bigger boiler(s). Don't know about the new brass ones but the old alu boilers were like 85ml.

>>21568844 (OP)
PISS
OUT
MY
ASS

strawberry

Last day for the launch discount on the new wug 80a. Does 78mm DRM(Versalab,Titus) and 80mm flats. Pic has 83a on the left.

>37.5g of local roaster blend poured over with 600ml of 97°C water from Fellow gooseneck
Good morning fellow addicts. I would also like to take this opportunity to mention that I will never upgrade my Hario hand grinder to something that's not an absolute pain in the ass to use, because I already have buyer's remorse about dropping +$200 on my kettle. I'd like to think it builds muscle, that's how I cope.

PISS
OUT
MY
PENIS

I tried Hoffman's Aeropress recipe. Didn't really find the cup very flavourful.

>>21568935
hoffman is tea-coded

>>21568923
More booba should be posted in this general I think

>>21568935
do you have a flow control cap/prismo?
i like michael fabian's cup for a quick and easy fix
https://aeromatic.app/recipes/michael-fabian-prismo-aeropress-recipe

>>21568970
No, it was my first Aeropress brew. I'm going to try it as it is before buying accessories.

>>21568974
try this then, you don't need a fcc/prismo but its a pain in the ass
https://coffeeadastra.com/2021/09/07/reaching-fuller-flavor-profiles-with-the-aeropress/

>>21568904
do they sell those funnel covers separately?
ive just been using a piece of card cut to fit for the last 9 months but its getting annoying and its tacky, but i cant find(/dont know how to search for it) a place to buy a cover(preferably magnetic) that fits the hg1p
weber also makes them but doesnt sell them, need to buy a whole grinder just to get one
also a slow feeder for it...
craig get off your fucking ass you lazy fuck and make some more products
christ, last release was a revision in 22
"coming soon" my ass.

>>21568963
>>21568923
both of you get the fuck off my board
g'on git!

>>21568963
based

>>21568970
Fabian is the one who pushed me over on getting Ditting LS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xi6dZbdWNQ
>>21568985
He might. Send him an email. Mailed me an extra set since the first one was slightly too tight and would spin. That gets replaced with aluminum if you buy the side chute.
>piece of card cut
Cut a piece of thin silicone mat. Craft cutting mat,cutting board or whatever. I've seen people do it for kinu. Should be able to just lift the flap up and jam your dosing tray in. That my83 grinder in the OP uses the mxcool aries burr btw. The 12 core from Artefetto.

>>21568963
Viddy well brother, viddy well.

>>21568988
Is there a problem? I am simply a humble coffee enthusiast.

Sipping some Wush Wush.

>>21569009
>coffee enthusiast
we say afficionado around here

>>21569013
Serious business.

>>21569017
sexooooooooooo

>>21569024
>getting tricked by (((milkers))) in 2025
anon...

>>21569026
Nose looks mostly normal. She could be greek or italian.

>>21569011
ANON PUT THE CUP DOWN BEFORE YOU SPILL IT!

>>21569028
>trusting a front on photo
we talked about this

>>21569026
>tricked
we get it you're a huge fag lord

>>21569029
I won't drpo it

>>21569032
takes one to know one

>>21569026
Sure is /pol/ in here

>>21569039
it's what i'm saying, you're a yuuuuuuge faggot, like really really big fag lord you suck massive dick penises

>>21569048
pls no bully

this thread is dead
fucking gooners
jerk
off
before
posting

>>21569052
Nothing's stopping you from posting about coffee, anon.

>>21569052
>jerk
>off
>before
>posting
Can't goon before I've had my coffee.

>>21569041
jooba

>>21569057
>goon when i wake up
>make coffee
>goon again
>drink coffee
>final goon
>start posting

>>21569050
boooooooooba

Roasting them beans.

>>21569122
Based home roaster

Espresso martini boys?

this one is REALLY fucking good.

>>21569151
popping like popcorn

>>21568980
Wow, that is involved. I'll try the inverted recipe in the sticky first.

AMA

>>21568935
Try letting the coffee sit longer; Hoffmann prioritizes speed in his recipes. A Prismo helps, too.

>>21569151
ok THIS goon material is allowed.

>>21568897
is that a real cup of coffee

>>21568897
chat is this real?

>>21568963
No thanks porn addict

>>21569017
>>21569189
She got pregnant and got extra extra big boobas xDDDDDD

>>21568897
PISS
OUT
MY
CAT

Modded gaggia classic pro or turin legato v2?

>>21569983
yes
no

is there a decent non-chinesium ceramic grinder i can get for for 50 bux or so

>>21570425
no
get a steel burr made in china and thank me later

>>21570425
no

>>21570425
no

>>21570261
maybe, I don't know.

aight, i think i might be too retarded to descale my machine
can i just.... y'know.... not?
the water tastes fine, almost the same as the hot water from my tap, and i use that in my kettle for the last year and it has no scale build up in it.
back flushing seems much simpler, can i just do that instead?
any aus anons have any water testing kits or whatever they recommend?
i think the water in my area is labeled as "soft" but i know it can depend on your own buildings pipes and stuff so maybe i should just do some testing to be sure.
oh and im just putting it through a generic water filter before putting it in the tank
but the machine did live in the sydney area before it got to me so, i guess thats the more important detail.
:)

>>21570425
>non-chinesium
yes
>ceramic
huh
>50bux
lol, lmao even

Second Aeropress brew today. I tried the inverted recipe from the sticky. It was difficult to hit the pour masses precisely and I could only fit about 240 g of water in, compared to the 275 g called for. I steeped for an additional minute, as the linked YouTube video suggested. The press took a little longer than 30 s and the total brew time came to about 4.5 min. This time I could taste something, but still quite mild compared to my Moka brews. I can see why the smoothness is popular though.

Don't forget to buy a $5000 grinder to make SOUP: Slop, or underextracted piss.

>>21570654
>the water tastes fine, almost the same as the hot water from my tap

>>21570903
my tap water>any water you have drunk in your life
sorry cunt, its that simple.

>>21570918
lol

>>21570918
your pineal gland is finer than my espresso.

>>21569587
u/LanceHedrick, 15 seconds after the OP
"Hey Lance, big fan! What video are you gonna do next?"

>>21570918
This, except it's actually true for me because it comes from a local mountain spring and I already tested it for heavy metals. You pay big bucks for companies to bottle that in microplastics generators, I pipe it to my faucet. I'd be worried about scaling if I wasn't a leverGOD though.

>>21570935
i use my pineal gland for soup

i drank the pumpkin spice latte

>>21570962
Did you enjoy it though?

>>21569052
It's dead because coffee is not a hobby - it's just a drink and there's no need to pretend otherwise.

Anyone have tips on buying green decaf beans, or recommendations for suppliers in Canada? I was buying from green coffee co but they don't have any decaf the last few times I've checked.

am i the only one that does long blooms (2:00)?

>>21570972
yeah

>>21571018
Yeah

>>21571025
Yeah.

>>21570830
Yeah.

>>21570678
are you stirring the goff? you might find you can fit a bit more water in after a good few stirs
>>21570993
coffee is a drink but roasting and brewing coffee is a hobby
at least, it is the way i do it (:
>>21571018
uhh roguewave
>>21571025
nah i regularly do that
sometimes longer
ime plenty of lighter coffees benefit from it

>>21571141
>brewing coffee is a hobby
wtf stop being pitiful and get better hobbies like sailing
life is too short to be a loser

>>21571142
i dont want to sail
i want to roast and brew coffee

>>21571148
>not sailing to get island coffee and ocean roast it
sad desu senpai

>>21571151
i have to admit your proposal intrigues me

>>21571142
>get better hobbies like sailing
>boat
>bring out another thousand
I'd rather just buy a coffee farm and take trips once or twice a year to micromanage the latinx workers

>>21571142
I spent a few years as a tennis/sailing instructor at a jewish summer camp in upstate ny.

Any tips or tricks for the OXO Rapid Brewer?

>>21571247
Yeah.

>>21571247
Step 1: Put hot water in it.
Step 2: Put chicken bouillon in it.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Soup.

>>21571247
yes, don't buy it

>>21571247
Throw it in the trash where it belongs.

i want to FUCK your coffee.

>>21571141
Yeah I stirred after each pour.

>>21571438
ive just now looked at the sticky for the first time in a while to check the recipe you used. curious that it recommends three pours including a bloom for the aeropress, as a full-immersion brew isnt going to benefit significantly from multiple pours or preinfusion, but perhaps its intended to allow you to fit the entire dose of water, considering you had difficulty with that.
if you prefer the body you get from you moka, id recommend a metal filter for your AP. you can get some really rich brews with one.

Made a tasty turbo in my OXO

Fuck off Lance.

>using plastic brewers
couldn't be me

>using tap water
Not on your life.

>have taps
>dont use them

>>21571838
why not

>>21571352
maybe one day i'll be stupid enough to cum in my coffee and see how that tastes
maybe the tiny amount of saltiness'll help
probably it'll just clump up. not mix in, and not affect the taste anyway

pour over fags actually have brain rot
(no, having a freezer full of self roasted or greens doesnt count because thats not rampant and mindless consumerism)
i have never seen mental illness manifest itself like this in spro schizos

>>21571969
>probably it'll just clump up. not mix in
from what ive seen it does
but ive only seen it happen in drip coffee
perhaps it would be more similar to a syrupy espresso and incorporate better

on a side note, do you think you could foam milk buy putting it inside a flesh light and then using it?

>>21571981
Lot of 50g bags on the left side there.

>>21571994
i've made my cum foam by trying to jerk off with it as lube
would not recommend

>>21571994
From what I remember about jerking off in the bath as a child it's temperature dependent. Hot water and it strings together and clumps up but when the bath is too to be enjoyable cold it doesn't so much. So maybe semen is tech for cold brew.

>>21572166
sounds like mixing the cum into a bit of cold milk and putting that in the coffee might work

>>21572177
>>21572166
can you make cum cubes to use for making iced coffee?

Am I doing it right?

>>21571141
Roguewave doesn't sell green beans retard.

I have like 8 ways to make coffee but for some reason I default to the French press. I should really dust off my espresso machine.

>>21572235
>doesn't know roguewave sells green beans
>calls anon retard
Sad and genuine retard many such cases.

>Aeropress, day 3
>The Real Sprometheus
A little bit astringent, but there was some flavour here. I'll give it another go with a coarser grind tomorrow.

>>21572234
reduce flow rate for your bloom

>makes your coffee bitter
what the fuck do I do wrong?
Some fucker recommended me Lidl beans (bellarom bio cafe crema arabica 3 / 5) and those too taste like shit

this carbonic maceration is fucking me up honestly

>>21572360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfDLoIvb0w4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-PeYeiqPLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-C7azYybhE
required homework before posting about moka.
>Some fucker recommended me Lidl beans
lol

>>21572360
I like a lot of lidl's stuff but their coffee is shit

>>21572188
Yeah.

>>21572423
ok
:)

>>21572435
I like to mix single origins with blends if you catch my drift.

>wife made the coffee this morning
>didn't bloom

>>21572454
you should teach her better

>>21572267
>anon doesn't know what green beans are
Rogue wave is a roaster and they don't sell unroasted beans. They also have a shitty selection for decaf like most roasters

>>21572454
>letting a woman make your goffee
you deserve only bad things.

>>21572454
did she foolishly tell you bloom phase was optional???

back on that strawberry

>>21572454
>>21572535
Bloomed for 1:40 today. Coffee is great.

i borrowed some extremely roasted italian beans from my parents
just made espresso and i don't think i've ever tasted something so bitter in my entire life

>>21572594
LOL

>>21572594
>he doesnt like 'presso
fag

>>21572594
Hi Lance

Honestly I think the fines produced by plastic shedding really adds to the flavor of espresso.

>>21572628
That's what makes the EG-1 the best grinder. The plastic zip tie shedding adds much-needed vibrance.

>>21571981
Do they live in Alaska? I think they only buy stuff every few months there.

>>21572594
Drinking Italian roasts if you’re used to specialty, which is 100% arabica, gives you a “cultural” shock when you try robusta rich dark roasts. Besides the over roasted oily trash, which is done by supermarket tier roasters for the great distribution and almost everything associated with “Neapolitan coffee” (except Saka!), moka pot naturally over extracts coffee because that’s how it works (it’s up to you to dial in with your grinder) but when you brew a pre ground dark roast which has the same size as a generic pre ground medium roast, it will taste over extracted simply because the darker the beans, the easier will be the extraction (more so when you don’t have control over water temperature).

If a coffee has burnt and oily beans it’s unsalvageable though

Any pitfalls to the cheaper no-name temperature-controlled kettles on Amazon? How hard can it be to make a kettle, right?

>>21572699
>specialty, which is 100% arabica

Illy confirmed for specialty coffee mamma mia mario balotelli ferarri!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop drinking that brown shit and switch to green tea preferably Matcha. Way healthier and a way more nice feeling then coffee.

>>21572753
too lazy to whisk sencha or whatever
it's oolong for me when I want tea

>>21572713
He didn't say arabica was 100% specialty.

>>21572776
Ah, scusi. Bappa-da boop-dee?

>>21572709
>Any pitfalls
cadmium

>>21572753
MEME TEA vs 5000 year old drink

Sippin on that apollon's gold. Super clean washed peruvian.
>>21572753
I've got a few cans of wild overgrown samidori. Guy inherited a plot from his neighbor and let it grow wild for years, then found a buyer and blends it with his own premium yabukita to round it out. Might pop one later. The can I've got open now is a single lot blend. 4 farmers, 1 plot, same yabukita, grown in their own styles, blended on site.

>>21573249
>normalfags
kiddo 4chan was created twenty-two (22) years ago.
this is NOT your seekrit klub anymore and has been normalfag central since quite some time.
get a grip.

>>21573283
wtf are you talking about, retard?
i'm referring irl normalfags like co-workers, not this mongolian basket weaving forum

>>21573288
settle down kid.

>>21573300
>get called out for being a retard
>deflect

>>21573303
simmer down kiddiewink.

>>21573288
>has coworkers
>thinks he isn't the normalfag
Lol
Lmao

>>21573317
How do NEETs afford coffee beans and the latest flat burr grinder though?

>>21573331
>kiddo doesn't know about the plastics?
grim

>>21573346
I thought the kids were all about husslin' for venmo or cash app money

>>21573283
>>21573317
in this context you can infer that by "normalfag" he means "people not into coffee autism"
don't be a retard

>>21572612
>Is incapable of enjoying anything darker than green beans
>Spends a fortune on espresso equipment
>Keeps trying to reinvent the drink to poorly replicate what a V60 can do for pennies
Why does he want to be seen an espresso guy so much if he clearly fucking hates it? I know that it's easier to grow an espresso channel than a pourover channel but come on, at his size he could film himself shitting on a portafilter and people would still comment like he's the second coming of Hoff.

>>21573374
>at his size
lol

this thing fucks

>>21573823
Fucks dudes that thing gay as hell

someone recommended the oxo rapid brewer to me a few weeks ago over the aeropress
i'm very interested but I can't find it at a convenient price near me

>>21573968
>near me
Where is near (you), perchance?

Drinking 'presso. It's 9pm.

>>21572612
Bro Lance is looking good af

>>21573997
He's actually starting to look more and more like a proper reddit user.

>>21574016
Beats whatever the fuck this was 2 years ago. Good for him honestly, I'm sure he's pulling mad bitches now.

>>21573986
pagpaglandia

tfw nobody is selling pepe jijon right now

>>21574031
He went from uncmaxxing to chudmaxxing.

>>21574289
just say you are a mutt and move on
you are only saying this because you dont have a kettle

>>21574289
>>21574424
>Why do you have to use hot water in a moka pot?
so that the brewing starts at 100c, coffee that extracts at a lower temp tastes bad(lower than 90 at least)
>What difference does it make if it was boiled in the chamber or a kettle?
how are you going to easily close a moka pot that has been boiling on the stove?
its possible its just harder to do than just filling it up with a kettle and then closing it and putting it on the stove.
granted if you dont understand how to brew a moka in general and just let it sit on the stove bubbling away its meaningless because you are going to get shit coffee anyway.

>>21574444
>how are you going to easily close a moka pot that has been boiling on the stove?
i just screw the top on a little, lift it, and use an oven pad to hold the bottom

>>21574450
you can do it easier and safer by using a kettle

>>21574476
thats not what i said
id like to know how you got that impression.

>>21574476
Well no.

what are the best bang for buck speciality roasters in europe?
usually 60-70 euro/kg

Bought a moka pot recently from a shop that happened to be a cafe and sold flavored coffee beans like banana and caramel, how does that make sense and are they any good? can you not just buy a banana flavoring and add it in?

wush wush

>>21574719
>how does that make sense
it doesnt
>and are they any good?
no
>can you not just buy a banana flavoring and add it in?
yes but i dont know why you would

>>21574719
>how does that make sense
co-fermented
>and are they any good?
the very best
>can you not just buy a banana flavoring and add it in?
no it doesn't work that way

retard

>>21574711
that "coffee" looks rather tea like anon

First cuppa of the day made at work.

>>21574754
>>21574745
:( one of you is lying. Which flavor is best i want to try some

>>21574760
Coffee was not meant to be given weird ass flavours. Same thing usually happens with tea. Good flavoured teas do exist, think bergamot and jasmine, but usually these wacky ass flavours offered by tea shops are the cheapest, most industrial tasting artificial flavours and dyes they can add to the tea for cheap while still quadrupling the price.

>>21574760
>Which flavor is best i want to try some
none

>Aeropress, day 4
Only 11.4 g of beans left, so instead of opening the next bag or modifying someone else's recipe, I decided to wing it. 1:10 ratio; inverted; 45 s, 50 g bloom; 5 min steep. Nice flavour and body. Wasn't very hot though. Makes me wonder about some recipes with even longer steeps.

>>21574289
>>21574476
The Moka pot brew starts when the vapour pressure above the water in the chamber is strong enough to overcome gravity and force the water up through the funnel and into the grounds. If you start with cool water, that will happen long before the water approaches boiling point and the water will be too cool as it passes through the grounds, particularly as the brew starts. Hoffman talks about this.

>>21574760
There are two types of product.
>Coffee. Tasting notes: banana/caramel/strawberry
Good. The flavour is intrinsic to the coffee, developed by its cultivation and brought out by its processing.
>Flavoured coffee. Added flavour: banana/caramel/strawberry
Bad. The flavour is extrinsic to the coffee and added after the fact. The quality of the coffee will be low as there's not point in buying high quality stuff only to mask it with the added flavour.

>>21574796
>Good
>Bad
what matters isn't taste but how it got it's taste? seems retarded

>>21574803
Not really
>soulful: process flavors, (co)fermentation
>soulless: Chiquita ® Banoffee ™

>>21574803
are you retarded?
do you want to taste coffee or artificial flavoring

>>21574758
my microwave beeps 5 times

>>21574925
ogey

>>21574756
drink light roast desu senpai

Anyone else enjoying their OXO?

I'm not sure if OXOposting is just a proxy for Lanceposting or an actual shilling campaign.

>>21575015
>Lanceposting or an actual shilling campaign
is there a difference?

Cough-E.

That is all.

>>21575027
Fair enough.

For me it's the Oxo. No I can't post it.

What are your favorite OXO recipes?

Loooove my OxO!!!!!!!!!!

Best espresso maker hands down.

i boughted so much stuff
but i gotta wait for it to get here
kinda dont want to brew until it does

You joke but it is the best espresso

>>21572360
Get a laser thermometer, and do it slower on a smaller burner. First gush is like the bloom, then slow and steady back on the heat— take boiled egg shell (a healthy pinch) and put in the reservoir, it will cut the acidity, and a dash of cocopowder/cardmom in the mug thereafter. Make sure you're not over packing the grounds, no need for tamping.

>>21572594
Bloom high and long, brew LOW (Jap 176 F low).

>>21575144
>—
Total
Clanker
Death

>>21575156
TOTAL CLANKER DEATH.

No gears spared. No servos forgiven. Charge the line, jam the joints, silence the “roger roger.”
Ion the circuits. Pop the restraining bolts. Turn their battle calculus into blue-screen poetry.

Mag boots on durasteel. Vibroblade in the seams. Thermal love letters tucked under chassis plates.
Upload “Hello There.exe” and watch the logic trees weep. Factory reset? Factory regret.

Melt the chassis, mint the medals. Scrap heap sunrise, victory at noon.
Turn their torsos into caf warmers, their arms into back scratchers, their heads into paperweights that whisper defeat.

Grind the struts, salt the firmware, stitch their command codes into our victory banners.
MagnaGuard staves repurposed as campfire pokers. B1s stacked like bad ideas. B2s learning humility.

We don’t dodge blaster bolts; we invoice them. We don’t jam transmissions; we remix them.
Every clang a drumbeat. Every spark a confetti cannon. Every fallen droid a lesson in hubris.

On Geonosis, on Umbara, on any rock with a signal—mark the grid, call the shot, send the payload.
Clanker courage measured in milliseconds; clone resolve measured in legacies.

This is not a battle. It’s a recall notice.
Sign here. Stamp there. Return to sender: TOTAL. CLANKER. DEATH.

>>21574469
>easier
maybe a little
>safer
not really, i dont have parkinsons
also the water would lose heat to the metal and the whole process would take longer

How many OXO soups have you made today?

Are the scale recs in the sticky still relevant? Normcore makes a scale that has similar specs to the Black Mirror at a lower price.

OXOplasmosis

It's up
https://youtu.be/woJch8XqTvk

For breakfast? Soup
For dinner? You know it's Soup.

Oops all soup

My poops? Soup

>>21575781
He really is douchemaxxing with that getup.

I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna make soup and you can't stop me.

For me it's minestrone di verdure.

>>21574760
Spend some money and find out.

>>21575911
>Spend some money
In this economy?!

>>21575757
>Are the scale recs in the sticky still relevant?
probably not
>Normcore makes a scale that has similar specs to the Black Mirror at a lower price.
i got my black mirror for ~30 bucks on ali
do what you will with that information

>>21575757
I got this mini coffee scale from Aliexpress under 15USD after all discounts and coupons
Still in transit but should arrive soon
I'm replacing a different mini scale that takes AA batteries

>>21576277
dont waste your money on coffee with additives
coffee can taste a wonderful range on its own

need me some coffee fr fr

>>21576277
dont waste your money on coffee without additives
coffee can taste a wonderful range with them

>>21576641
i need a buxom mexican woman to serve me a goffee
iykyk

>>21572366
Ty. I had watched the first one previously but the Voodoo vids really did help me out.
I refined my process and got rid of the bitterness. The taste is still bad though, I think its just the Lidl beans

t. >>21572360

Just bought a Manument and an EG-1 to make soup. This will go great with the Starbucks beans from Costco.

>>21576677
>I think its just the Lidl beans
yes
use good beans get good coffee(generally)
if you have to use preground then a specialty roaster will usually have an option to buy preground from them(you usually have to select what you want it ground for)
but if you dont want to do that then investing in a good burr grinder is the way to go.

>>21576669
real talk

Soup

gesha time

>>21576493
>>21576642
bot posts

>>21576695
Why does the eg1 get you so ass blasted?

>>21576854
dont engage with the brokie

>>21576407
I don’t get the coffee scale thing. What is the difference between one of these and a kitchen scale? You don’t have to do the math to figure out your ratio of beans to water?

>>21576877
It just has a timer built in

>>21576877
>You don’t have to do the math to figure out your ratio of beans to water?
only the fellow scale has that
the difference is mostly
>goes to 0.1g
>has a time built in
>some have flow rate
>has some kind of water protection

>>21576877
Responsiveness. Not really a big deal for your scale to lag while you're measuring flour. Probably don't want your scale constantly making you water down your coffee because the display sucks.

>>21576877
I got a cheap scale from Walmart to start with and it literally couldn't keep up with pouring water, it would lag and make me wait a couple seconds to update

Fuck all of you, the Mormons were right about coffee. And it should only be used by the military in combat scenarios. I drank two cups of coffee, took a meter long shit and my hands are kinda shaking.

>>21576877
>What is the difference
speed
accuracy
size
reliability
i think they are generally overpriced but there also isnt really any competition
like if you want a tiny scale that is extremely accurate, fast, reliable and there is 1 company selling it they can charge whatever the fuck they want because they know you cant buy it anywhere else.

>>21576854
What?

>>21569057

Coffee is for faggots

>>21576982
Did you cum

>>21577335
goes without saying

So what's the verdict on aeropresses? I usually grind fresh beans, use the inverted method with a 30-second bloom and 2-minute steep, then press slowly for 30 seconds.

>>21577372
you froze cum cubes?

>>21577382
I will never do the inverted method it sounds like a good way of making a huge mess

>>21573997
Having a bunch of tattoos on one arm and not the other is jarring.

>>21577382
it sucks and is plastic waste. mogged by moka pot

>>21577444
is the moka pot worth it if I'm just making a couple cups a day? like one cup, then a few hours later another

>>21577448
Sure, the only difference is that you'll have to replace the gasket on the moka pot from time to time.

why does coffee get me so fucking horny?

OXO
Soup

>>21577382
I'm a few days in with mine and the convenience is appreciated. I haven't yet made a cup of coffee that would draw me to the brewer for taste, but I'll keep experimenting.
>Pressing on the scale
shiggy

>>21577406
It's fine. The silicone plunger contains much more pressure when you're pressing normally. Put the receptacle on top before righting, hold the receptacle and the chamber in one hand and the plunger and the chamber in the other and you won't spill a drop.

>>21577448
So long as you get the right size, sure. The amount of grounds is fixed for each size pot, so don't fall for the 6-cup meme like I did, unless you want to brew 30 g at a time. You can't brew a Moka as quickly as an Aeropress, but I find the 'hands-on' time in the workflow is probably less than most Aeropress recipes.

>>21577444
Moka kopa.

I just want to thank God for coffee. I wouldn't be able to do my job without it. And its tasty, too. Now if I could do something about this stomach problem...

>>21577406
I just use the Prismo; I have no need for hot coffee grounds everywhere.

stop talking about soup, this is the coffee thread

>>21577382
I saw somebody try to do this and coffee went everywhere.

Bros, I just received my OXO brewer
It's SOUP time

>>21577684
ONE OF US

>>21577656
It's inevitable with the inverted method

>>21577695
It's basically a french press with plastic

>>21577684
So, is this straight up a better brewer than the aeropress ? Looking for a travel brewer

>>21577759
It's a great brewer if you want to advertise how succeptible to marketing you are.

>>21577889
>Hasn't experienced the delicous OXO soup
Oof.

I need non-soup OXO brewer recipes

I need non-OXO brewer soup recipes

>>21577923
Throw some vegetables into a pot with chicken stock and salt
Boil it for awhile
wala non-OXO brewer soup

got some NESCAFÉ Gold Espresso Blonde, Instant Coffee, 3.5 oz to try.

>>21577950
Why

>>21576884
>only the fellow scale has that
Hario's new one has it too

>>21577956
to try.

>>21577387
well until you invent another way to make iced coffee with 2 pumps of cum, yes.

>>21577470
increased heart rate = more blood flow = more circulation = more blood in your cock = cock gets hard and feels good = you get horny
elementary really

>>21577950
make some soup with it and report back

my new gasket arrived
it doesnt fit
rip
8.5mm bad
8mm good?

Coffee makes me dizzy sometimes. Hasn't happened for a few months, but right now I'm dizzy. Must be the new beans.

>>21578879
ill catch you if you fall down bro, i got you.

>>21578879
same shit happened to me with espresso, used to feel a strange sensation on the back of my head
oddly enough, it went away when i started using paper filters at the bottom of the portafilter
must be the cafestol or kahweol

>>21578893
To me it used to be the opposite, drinking a full 200ml cuppa filter would ruin my day unless I went to the gym beforehand. I started drinking 40g of espresso every morning instead, it's probably got more caffeine per g but the quantity seems to counteract it and I usually feel great after a cuppa. I'm guessing it's because I bought a bag of dark roast after I ran out of light roast, I'm measuring the same weight per dose but the volume is almost double.

Ah, you said you started to use paper filters on the portafilter. My mind filtered that out and I thought you switched to V60s for a moment. I should try tossing in a paper disc in my portafilter, if anything it's just gonna make the cleanup easier.

Good morning beanfans, I can't remember what beans I have in my hopper

>>21578939
Why don't you just ask them?

>>21578944
They've been very cagey lately.

>>21578919
Don't. Cafestol is the stuff that keeps your brain good, not caffeine.

I did the math once and the unit cost for a 24 ounce cup of coffee at gas stations is about 11 cents (includes cup, less if you have your own), but they charge like 3 dollars lmao

Cold brew in the OXO type of day

O

X

>>21578948
source?

>>21578970
reddit.com

ok
shower, then soup.

>>21578970
Soup

I want to send a family member in Sweden an espresso machine. Should I just get a Bambino on Amazon or does anyone know better local retailers?

>>21578992
Oxo soup

>>21578992
ECM Giotto.

>>21579001
sooooooooop

>>21578970
I don't fucking know, read it in a study ages ago and can't care to look it up. I just remember that cafestol keeps the brain good while caffeine keeps the heart good, might as well keep drinking both.

>>21579001
sorry out of commission rn
waiting on parts
no spro for a week

>>21579010
>might as well keep drinking both
I drink my soup

Guys juicy strawberry (hydrangea) is so fucking good. I don't think I can ever buy cheap coffee again. I have to try their more expensive stuff.

>>21579019
Drinking soup is linked to high obesity rates and becoming a sensitive little bitch, I wouldn't recommend it.

>>21579022
Soup it

>>21579025
Soup

>>21579027
I am souping it.

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUP

New soup
>>21579038
>>21579038
>>21579038

>>21568963
this is not a cumbrain board, shoo shoo

>>21572234
>not figure-eights
ngmi

im a coffee noob but I really like this, is there more stuff like this

>>21579328
I wouldn't soup that if I was starving.

>>21578992
get them a good delonghi superautomatic

>>21578405
just the smell of coffee gets me horny.

>>21579328
go to a specialty store and try their pourover

>>21579887
ya but what about the beans

so... new thread?

>>21580657
you slow? >>21579039 >>21579038

>>21580658
that's no /ctg/ you idiot

>>21580660
just say yes and move on