I see where this is going

I remember the world before all this bullshit

So I can see where this is going...

DYING WILL BE THE BEST THING THAT EVER FUCKING HAPPENED TO ME!!!

well, that's not true

It was actually
1: CATS
2: ELVIS
3: DYING

those are the three best things to ever happen to me

I guarantee I'll have a smile on my face. I'll bet you a thousand fucking dollars I'll have a smile on my face I promise