How do I get an e-gf as a support player guys?

Actual reasons behind the recent nosedive in posting quality:
- a decent chunk of pornspammers (Especially on NA) learned to ban-evade.
- tranny/faggot blogposting being kept unmocked
- nothingburger szn
- discord clique dogpiling a new random lolg on almost monthly basis (e.g. wind up guy) and gullible retards ITT joining in attempt to fit in
- dumbdigger left
- other people i disagree with who are either not worth mentioning or whom i forgot about