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>Official Wiki, Patch Notes and PBE
https://wiki.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/

>Builds/Account Stats
https://u.gg/
https://www.op.gg/
https://lolalytics.com/

>Model Viewer
https://www.modelviewer.lol

/lolg/ OP pastebin
https://pastebin.com/8xZvBfnZ

reminder that Nami is nice

>>538662520
because ur looking in GM when that tranny is only masters 515 lp retard

if you're not good to carry your ashe top troll pick you don't deserve to climb

>Last time, on /lolg/...
>"aurora makes hat better always"

>>538664389
>support women
Powerful.

>>538663694
>i refuse to play ranked on more than one account
>if i get hardstuck it IS my fault and i WILL keep playing until i get out
>>538663781
>its funny how nobody thinks this and riot is straight up killing their game with their dogshit manipulated mmr
I don't want to make a new account and keep playing with mine instead. Can't deny I envy when I read anons making a new account, and settling 2-3 ranks above where they got stuck.

I swear it's usually not that easy, usually I try to use W ON a dash, not before it, but they knew I was tired so they kindly used all their dashes on my already active W.

>>538664139
Guaranteed in 3 months everyone here will start to miss her or say that she was a good person

Enough trying to win games with shitty mages that only do damage after 20 minutes, its time to one trick the mage that rapes your botlane after level 6

imagine being a jungler and getting least farm on the team as the role thats supposed to have the most farm on the team... embarrassing...

renekton niggers in shambles, why don't you beg your jungler for a fifth gank, I'm sure you will be useful afterwards
huge bard W ngl, what is it with this champion that makes him either be a 1v9 menace or uterrly useless shitter feeding 10 kills to enemy toplane

>>538664747
>she her
s17 please just leave already no one fucking likes you

with the ban wave coming in I hope all faggot boosters and smurfs get banned and HWID blocked too

jiggies

and last one, twitch penta.
this one I clipped pretty much solely because I can't remember last time no one tried to steal a penta, no one missed it and accidentaly last hit enemy, everyone just gave up mf to twitch. very wholesome. almost makes me forget kayn flaming our zed for 10 minutes straight and bitching about "poppy getting all the kills"
why can't people just sybau and enjoy their free win I don't even

If S17 were a real girl, she would only need to post a pic with timestamp, with that, all her haters would become orbiters and would want to fuck her
But clearly that's not the case, and he's a troon, so you will never see a pic of him

seraphine counters naafiri because the smell of blood and puss from the wound where her dick used to be makes the dogs extremely aggressive and unable to think clearly

>>538664958
>I AM THE SOI

>>538665581
by that logic jelly is also a man because she never posted a pic of herself either

My beautiful cow-wife!

>>538665731
I'm starting to understand big L's hate of volibear ngl
he started appearing in my games more frequently for some reason
getting real soi bear fatigue ova here, and his edgy fucking voicelines don't help
there are champions that can get away with being edgy, like aatrox, and there are big furry bait which should shut up until they start wearing armor again

>>538665420
what a piss easy penta, everyone literally went in single line to get killed by the rat
which it could be that easy to get in every game

Briar won

>>538665907
Well yeah, there are clearly no real women here

>>538666274
yea it's not particularly impressive lol
but I think it's neat, a single moment when we stop flaming each other and telling jungler to kys in more and more creative ways to avoid chat restricts, and unite to give this silly lil rat a meaningless achievment simply because it's nice to be nice for fucking once

>>538664747
yes, guaranteed he will make posts about himself

>>538666534
you're the goat
a little toxicity coaching from the gemerald coach and you could get far

Why don't Riot make more Skill-expressive champs like Hwei?
Mel and Yunara both feel way too basic. Hope the Darkin actually has something interesting to do, but if the rumors are true and he is a supp champ - doubt it.

>>538666803
I don't wanna pay 100$ for an hour of coaching I already say nigger to the mirror each day before sleep I will improve and climb at my own pace

Caitlyn ulted Charlie Kirk.

>>538664389
she does, doesnt she

>>538667010
should've used sivir E (sponsored by israel) like trump

>>538666434
there are atleast one or two maybe but they dont post weird erp shit or attention whore because why would you on an anonymous board

>>538667010
cait wouldnt miss

let me cook, obv this is the domination / sorc page

>>538667179
>why would you
she howls bcuz its funny

>>538664045
I will be feeding your wife to mine inshallah

>>538667010
i love my adc

>>538667597
i love this hag cat

>>538665581
it takes five seconds to record a vocaroo

>>538666881
Sometimes basic is what averagelow normalfags can handle and prefer, plus the champs are easy to balance for riot. Unique micro focused champs become broken based on the players mechanical skill and investments on said champ and its hard to balance that

>>538668005
?

>>538668005
this is all wrong.
max ad/ap should be +8%
and movespeed should work like either phase rush or approach velocity

>>538668005
forgot the secret passive that grants +50% movespeed when facing away from male champions

All because I don't want to play with an ivern, vayne, smolder comp against Malphite, Khazix and Zyra

>>538668284
It should have been -5 movespeed because of cramps.

>>538668005
>>538667597
Everytime I visit this thread my face looks like this. Everytime.

>>538667890
lmao I forgot about that fuck, I was thinking about agurin offering coaching for 100$ per hour, and that's already bullshit enough
every day of my faggot nigger life I can cheer myself up reminding myself, that at least I didn't pay some retard with a carpal tunnel obscene amounts of money just so he can give me some tips about how to get better at a video game.
I am gonna buy that snow fawn poppy skin from my shop doe. I support riot games and tencent. I love riot games and tencent.

>>538668005
This "drama" only exposed how deeply estrogenic Lol fanbase is. What's even funnier is that people were bringing up successful "women" in esports and they're all fucking troons. Grim

RIOT CAVED BAN PENALTY LOWERED FROM 30 DAYS TO JUST 3

>0/30/0 Talon finally finishes his first item at 40 minutes
>Its Hubris
Watch out guys hes gonna start snowballing now

>>538668963
>Talon 0/30
Post screen.

>>538668895
nah this is fine
you pay hundred dollarinos for a shiny rank, get the rank taken away, 3 day ban and the guy boosting you likely permabanned because he did it for many people
the real problem arent the noobs paying for boosting but the niggas who offer boosting

>>538668895
one of the dudes who got posted last thread was literally already leveling another account live on stream.
yea, sure, MAYBE he just had another pc he used, but let's not kid ourselves. 99% of these bans are probably not even hardware bans. It's 30 days, now just 3 days, of getting locked out of your smurf account. Lmao. WHAT DID I SAY GUYS, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME RIOT DIDN'T DISAPPOINT LITERALLY EVERYBODY HUH? the smurfs hate it. The smurfs' haters also hate it. but drew got the big ego boost lol

>>538667928
Yes but the game already has so many simpler champs new players and normies can play
When it has existed for so many years, I expect some more creativity

>>538669358
WHAT CREATIVITY. THESE GUYS GOT FAMOUS OFF COPYING DOTA 2.
LITERALLY.
COPYING THEM.
EXPECT CREATIVITY????

>>538669204
Except it doesn't actually get taken away since they can only take away what had been gained, the account is safe. All this will do is have boosters play in gamer cafes.

>>538669262
If it was 30 days it actually had huge implications for top of ladder since with decay that is 75 lp x 16 days lost. 3 days you can tank the decay no problem at all in higher elo.

>>538668895
>>538669262
3 days now while they trial and error and gauge public response
30 days later.

>>538669852
he's lidderally saying they take away the LP you gained from boosting
if you got boosted from e1 to d2 they'd put you right back to e1 + suspend you

>>538668848
it makes more sense to bring up actual women professionals or olympians
they still train or go to work when they're on their period
and everyone's period various differently. some have crippling cramps and some don't

ending peoples win streaks while theyre smurfing is my new fav thing

>>538668005
warwick gets his W passive on every champ with this debuff even if they aren't injured

>>538669956
no lol...? they obviously realized after crunching numbers the playerbase will be in unrecoverable levels if they started issuing 30 day bans and lots of those players won't return. 3 day ban is literally a long weekend if caught. Doesn't even cover decay. They will never implement 30 day bans because riot secretly needs boosters to play their game and hook onto whales.

>>538670073
Its 3 days. Go outside or do anything else. This just means boosters will now have to take it slower when boosting accounts such as staggered days instead of doing it all in 1 go. This does nothing but actually provide sustainable income to boosters since big lp jumps will be flagged.

>>538670102
there's no new players. not even in norms. no new guy is playing jayce with 8.7 cs/min even if the account is lvl 18

>>538670424
missed the point award

>>538670760
Are you retarded? All boosters need to do now is play in internet cafes and stagger out orders to avoid suspicion. Nothing will change except more $ being paid for the increased cost of business. There is no way boosted accounts will be caught when the booster assigned is playing same role and inting a death or 2.

All this will do is punish lvl 30 accounts from terrorizing iron 4. Your games in anything thats average elo and above will never change.

oh no boosters will have to get a real job now

>>538670424
our boohoo pentaless took the 30 days and despite his sob story, he's straight back into ranked
also you telling me si17 boosted/shared the acc so much they skipped 3-30 days and just went perma?

The arcana skins are cool. I hope all champs get one.

>>538671047
he whined to riot support for a week until they let him make a fresh account to handlevel

>>538670968
and if the boosters had to do this consistently because they keep getting banned it would break their bank

>>538671027
they literally don't all they have to do is do their work in internet cafes and soft int a kill or two while staggering out orders lmao

>>538671047
I'm not sure what you're getting at Riot's policy during Pentaless smurfing was 30 days, riot then realized thats really excessive and toned it down to 3.

>>538671437
no it wouldn't. Go to an internet cafe you've never played in on the customer's account. How the fuck does riot prove its a booster?

riot won't actually punish anyone its like the botting accounts vangaurd fixed nothing nothing ever changes its all PR

>>538671536
how do police know someone robbed the store if they were wearing a micky mouse suit?

Can I still be a streamer if I'm bronze?

>>538671836
Really bad analogy. If a client paid for a 3 win boost, the booster plays champs they play and do extremely well while inting a kill, there is no way for riot to know he got boosted.

why did Caitlyn do it?

>>538671954
nobody pays for 3 wins, people pay to hit gold//diamond/master. the sudden spike in winrate / performance would be obvious
also yeah if you're playing on someones account riot wont know who you are but if you're duoboosting like s17 your account will get nuked

>>538671954
>there is no way for riot to know he got boosted.
Hardware ID
Unless the booster flies to ur home to do those 3 games on your pc

Haven't played in 3 days. Feeling unalert and lethargic. Can't focus on anything. Was League keeping my brain sharp?

How the fuck do people play Darius?
He is mid at best in sidelane and doesnt kill towers fast, he needs Ghost and Flash to even be a real champion so you can't take TP so the enemy laner will be able to push lanes and join fights with TP while you have to dick around or let the lane bleed, and in team fights unless you are insanely ahead, you just get CCd and killed while trying to get muh 5 stacks to even be a real champ.

His winrate isnt bad, so he is a good character, but the only times I have seen Darius perform is when he is in jungle.

>>538671848
I see people link their twich channels in silver MMR all the time

>>538671848
you can be any rank as long as you're entertaining. lots of wellknown streamers are low elo like kadeem, rav and that one vtuber

I won a game because my jungler is a challenger smurf but I still reported his account. I am Lawful neutral

>>538674247
>accepting the bribe money
not lawful just 2-faced

anyone up for some doombots? feels like i'm fishing for a good team when i play blindpick

you're alright lolg. don't log in tonight

>>538675046
ign?

>>538675132
squishy turtle#NA1

Why has Riot never introduced True Solo Queue?

>>538675270
sorry i'm eu

>>538675440
balls..

>>538675397
1. They'd have to admit it ruins their matchmaking that they claim "takes duos into account"
2. Duo boosters who they do not ban at all because all they care about is shared accounts, make more accounts and get more skins potentially

only way I'd play again is if they got rid of rigged match making and eomm but that wont happen so I'll just shitpost here

>>538675865
shut the fuck up about eomm, not one mention of it past 10 years since the games release, now you're just pulling this bullshit from other games

>>538676104
>not one mention of it past 10 years
are you retarded?

Lost some more ranked games today.
My jungle was 0/11 and my adc was not much better.
Did my duolingo to keep my 600 day streak going.(I still cant speak the language at all even a simple sentance even after learning it for almost 2 years.)
Took a shower.
And now its time to sleep.
Goodnight.

>>538676318
yeah my bad, you did say shitpost+eomm in one single post, so keep doing you

>>538676329
Duolingo is unfortunately supplemental at best. Just using it everyday won't help, you have to also do your own homework. Make notes somewhere while you do those tasks, keep a conjugation table somewhere that makes sense to your brain and then start writing and speaking sentences on your own time.

I'm convinced all these posts are bots.

Finally found a jhingame where hail of blades is actually the better rune than fleet footwork.
Since there was people arguing recently about hail or dark harvest.
This is hail of blades at lvl2 on a single dorans blade.
zyra and me both missed our abilitys, its just jhin bullets and a little plants and it works for all 3 hits since hob keeps refreshing the duration a little after every autohit
On 82 base ad its+25 ad.

>>538675270
I'll add you later tonight

>>538676912
okay streetwalker

>>538668005
vastaya and yordles not affected... the superior female species... and they ALL desire human men.

Ap nami

>>538678027
I think they forgot animals also have periods

>>538676912
>the dead smolder
normally I'd protest but that's a smolder, so...

what was the build?

>>538666881
why dont you come out of the closet already and get fucked by a dude in the ass?

>>538677529
sounds good! :)

>>538676912
hob was meta on jhin for awhile but I think they changed something about it to kill the rune working on him

>>538678989
Its somewhat of a placebo. They changed hob from 4 shots to 3 so people droped it because "jhin has 4 autos so it doesnt work".
You usually hit the enemy when you have 2 or 3 bullets left however, so i dont get it.
They also reduced the attackspeed for ranged champs a little.

>>538678129
hey, wait I minute
I just remembered
werent you defending si17 literally a day or two ago? "oh nyooo please dont be toxic towards a guy flexing his rank and prowess which he totally earned while he's now banned for it"
any reason to ever take you seriously?

redpill me on briar
what did she win?

>>538679469
he's a tripfag
they're not known for being smart or even unique

>>538679469
What does me defending si17 has to do with the clip?

>>538679634
absolutely nothing, will you dodge the question just like si17 did every single time anyone asked him anything?

Nunu is fun
I can't wait for modern controls

I've had to dodge 3 games today, I'll never actually see the rift again

>>538679156
It was never 4 shots
>>538678989
Hob was never meta on jhin
You're thinking of electrocute

>>538679758
What question?
>post clip
>Only say "ap nami"
>randomly brings up me defending si17
You asked me to give you a reason take you serious when i just posted a clip and said ap nami.
Can ive you one of my meds.
Like there is nothing to take serious because there was no argument made, or any other statement

>>538679975
See you guys tomorrow

>>538680056
guess that's a no
enjoy being a schizo everyone ignores

do you miss me at all?
did you ever care about me?

>>538680056
Do you really think your posts warrant a special identity lol

>>538680223
Anytime I see a Janna I remember the one asking for new names to use, so... depends how you feel about that

>>538680196
>guess that's a no
Again, what question.
You're sperging out about a clip of ap nami that says "ap nami" and literally lost your brain. Are you an AI, be honest

>>538680371
you literal fucking autistic retard, I don't care about the post, but if you're using your shitty tripfag tag I tagged YOU specifically to ask you why did you defend the boosting shitter that's now banned, and you're derailing to some shitty clip with nami I havent watched

>see someone post a video of the game
>"How can I make this about si17?"
si17 derangement syndrome is real and I don't even like Him

the only thing i can do now is slowly break these chains youve put around my heart

>>538680602
there's plenty of room for anyone to post about anything league related with how dead the thread is, but go ahead, cope

>>538680525
You said, werent you the guy and not why i defend her.
And i answered the question pretty much saying yes, i was the guy defending si17
Heres your post >>538679469
And i dont derail it to some nami clip, you replied to the nami clip.

Are you a little lost anon?

>>538680820
bye

I love playing smolder so much, he is cute and fun to press buttons with

>>538680223
*grabs your boobs*

>>538681369
i love his animations especially the little hand flaps he does in his idle animation

shalom

Just remembered, I have another account I bought in like 2020 so I can at least play swiftplay or ARAM

>>538681950
what the fuck is this

>>538681621
the belly pats are definitely up there for the best animations

ty lovense

>>538680602
I thought he was just trying to bait me, but it looks like seriously thought that he makes sense.
This is stalker tier rhetoric. Really makes you feel bad about si17, doesnt it?

>>538682684
Nigga

I love that Smolder thing that he does when he does less damage than a minion for 90% of the game and then he suddently turns into a nuclear bomb 30 minutes in and can delete people with 2 Q's.

>>538683252
Its fun untill you play nasus with 1k stacks and fullbuild and then drop dead because tabaluga sneezes on you.
Its comfy to have a smolder on your own team though, theres like always a wincondition if shit goes south

I love waiting 10 minutes in queue,waiting 5 minutes in champ select waiting 3 minutes in loading then being useless for 30 minutes hitting my minions so once im farmed up i can get to play the game for 5 minutes and then the game is over and its time to restart from the beggining again.

jannaxekko

>>538684293
kindredxekko

kindredanonxekkoanon

Hi lolg

why do you wait 2-7 days to reply to my dms whywhywhwyhwyhwyhwywhywhy

mexjinxinfrontofekko.

fine, I'm sorry. I'll play more games with you.

what are some cool off-meta champs/builds i can play mid

>>538673789
matchups that he wins, he wins really hard
that's about it
no matter how hard you facefuck that irelia with him, she's still going to solo you despite being 0/19 with 1.5 items at around 20 minutes

is wasd out yet

Shoutout to the trannies in lolg

this is why you duoq
you might run it down when your team wants to do baron after 2 free kills
you might lose smite on the next baron
might lose mountain soul to sivir q
miss every ult in the game
but your duo can still perform and save the game

>>538686821
thanks

kitty

>eomm isn't real...
>the matchmaking...

lol so glad it was remade...

if (hypothetically speaking) i get a lovense, could i make lolg control it?

>>538688024
NigaleefishSloth

Just the luck of the draw.

>>538688024
Sex, what Nid skin is this?

>>538688575
Who do you ban as TF?

>>538688790
Zed but its just a personal ban, ive been banning the fucker for almost 10 years at this point.

gotta make the AI slop because almost no one draws this little monster

>>538679561
>redpill me on briar
she's purple

>>538688973
I've always wanted to add TF, panth or galio to my mid pool. Forces me to get good. Do you use another major rune besides the unsealed spellbook?

>>538689428
I use spellbook 100% of the time, Dopa sometimes goes electrocute against melees but I prefer the mid/late game utility

briar's canonically fat ass

>>538689642
Thanks for the tips

Milio mid?

>>538689905
Most important tip I have is that after lvl 5 two Qs can kill the backline minions which gives you a lot of pressure if youre ahead so you can roam faster or if youre behind you can just play safe and spam Qs from your tower

>>538682684
3rd one in a row... i took it out now though

>>538688393
didn't you get banned?

>>538691365
anyone can type seraphineis17 into their client and pretend lol

>>538691513
riot really doesn't care about blatant boosting huh

>>538689408
what about her butt?

>>538664376
what elo do i deserve if i carried my ashe top troll pick

Steel!

>>538692864
hello wgats up

Gee, I wonder what could have lost us this game.
Could it be the Irelia that can't shut down a Nasus, as Irelia, or could it be the Jhin that might as well be AFK all game?

Who updated my opgg

>>538693261
>Could it be the Irelia that can't shut down a Nasus, as Irelia
posts like this really really annoy me, you type like irelia counters nasus when its the exact opposite
iron bronze players ALWAYS do this shit
"omg how did you lose to nuclear bomb when youre literally playing crying baby wtf u suck"
anyways youre down 2 levels so jg diff

hahaha... thanks for the gm :^)

looks like riot tried really hard to stunt my progress by having two smurfs 90% winrate duo against me... good thing i'm an actual gm player so i knew how to play well... despite having the worst varus in the world...

GM acheived... off a 5 game winstreak... really telling how you all jumped for joy at the chance i might have gotten banned...

proves my point all along... crabs in a bucket much...?

>>538693445
"Erm, muh hardcounter"
Hardcountering is a cope shitters use to excuse themselves being shitters.

>>538693513
>goplayrandomdice
this guy is a legend
he proves losers queue is beatable if you believe in yourself https://op.gg/lol/summoners/na/GoPlayRandomDice-Int

>>538693595
thats irrelevant to the discussion at hand
the guy is claiming irelia counters nasus, which is factually wrong and apparent to anyone that isnt iron with 39 wins to 49 losses
bickering about how "hard" the counter is doesnt change that
and if youre him samefagging go charlie kirk yourself

>>538693737
He said "Can't shut down a Nasus" not "Hard Counters" you bubba gump lipped faggot

>>538693820
you are the one who brought up hardcounters, not me >>538693445
i dont care to bicker about how hard the counter is
not only are you stupid but you are dishonest too. not a good combo. retards should stick to being wholesome chungus good guys, you arent built for trickery

>>538693627
one hell of a losersq my god

>>538693945
You talk like a redditor.
Did you think your monologue was cool in your head? Kill yourself you dysgenic faggot.

gee i sure wonder why the original poster i replied to is nowhere to be found while this "mysterious anon" continues to buttfuck him

i literally need one more hextech chest to reroll

>>538670412
I loled

>>538693737
Irelia does counter nasus though.
Hardpush, give nasus his 20 stacks so teh wave bounces back and then freeze.
Outheal his e poke with q. If he steps on cs you kill.
no?
Even when nasus presses w on you, you can always dash on a minion to outrange him

>>538694182
no, he facetanks her at 6 with boots or sheen and no stacks

Someone wants to play some norms on NA?
serenity #punk
Im lvl 15 account though, so matchups are going to be a little chaotic

recent skins check

>>538694458
nah i don't like your thread persona

>>538694458
are you girly enough to be worth it?

anyone wanna play? and me bunny main #hop I'm on na

>>538671027
Boosting is as much of a real job as mc donalds.
What even is your metric for something to be a real job?
>It sucks dick and you're underpaid
They still dont care about boosting, botting, deboost smurfs. Boosters will continue to boost (untill league isdead and then they sell gold in mmos)

>>538694878
fuck off offtopic fag, at least post the sauce

>>538695656
no add me sheep with horns#baa on euw

i have nothing against boosters but people who get boosted deserve ban

I love Lissandra!

>>538695829
this... people who are legitimately boosted are human garbage... ruining the game for those of us who got to high elo legit...

theres a big difference between a gm smurf or w.e. duoing with friends in high masters and someone who was silver and wants to play in this same mmr...

i'm back in gm ^.^ so happy...

>level 33 100% winrate enemy mid
i wonder how this games going to go

only a matter of time till the tranny is banned

>>538695829
I'd say that roughly 95% of the current lol playerbase deserves a ban.
>i have nothing against boosters but people who get boosted deserve ban
Doesnt boosting and getting boosted go hand in hand? Its like saying "i hate people who buy accounts because they ruin the game for others, but i dont have anything against the people who sell them"

>>538696369
for what...? hard winning in gm...? solo...? as proven on stream...?

for duoing very occasionally with another high elo friend...?

>>538695762
>>538694878
IM SERIOUS WHERE IS IT

>>538695656
why doesnt this one add anyone

>>538696893
sis they were talking about a trans gendered woman, not you...?

>>538696893
your friend is a girl too right? you're too pure to play with moids

>>538697259
its obvious the implication... but you're right i shouldn't bother with toxic inc*l rhetoric like that anymore...

>>538697387
um... we don't play roles like jg or top so i kind of have to play with guys... they're cool though i guess...

>>538694878
Zaunite looks like this.

>>538697132
Because you'd just try to convince him to take hrt and send nudes
Plus you probably ass at the game

>>538697493
is that bad?

S17 is known for being boosted to masters and pretending to be a girl and qmm is avatar fag who always attention whores like the former but why the fuck is bunny known? they just post game caps and never talks to anyone

riot banning smurfs better apply to streamers and those cunts too league of legends

u guys think i can hit gold?

>>538697856
i don't know. maybe you can, maybe you can't. it shouldn't matter to you either, unless the money you earn somehow depends on it. i can't imagine why that would be the case and if it is, change your job

>>538697493
Small feminine cock

>>538697856
anyone can hit gold if they let their local lolg coach them

>>538698126
i never had a job, i used to want to be a league pro at one point but it didn't work out too well because i have ladder anxiety and also am pretty asocial
my identity is wrapped up in thinking im decent at league even if i dont play that much, to be unable to hit gold would be devastating, but i'm safe from any disappointment if i stay away from solo queue, but i do want to give it a shot kind of.. so i can play with my friend who is currently in gold

>>538698705
>my identity is wrapped up in thinking im decent at league
that's not good. presumably you are a human and have a life. but i suppose that talking about that wouldn't be on-topic for this thread.

It's only 8pm what a dead fucking thread / game

>>538698684
did you draw that string for her anon?
how nice of you

Won all games today. 7 ranked ones. Untiltable.

Soraka my cute wife!

>>538664045
Cool Fish.

Are battle queen MF and dark star Sylas good skins? They’re in my shop. GNM.

>>538696602
wheres the contradiction there
there are millions of people who believe that pimps are evil but prostitutes arent, how is this any different

>>538699750
I know, you want one?

>>538700163
gn

>>538700398
Yes. We would like one.

pretty good shop, not buying anything but if i was a person that bought league skins id be very happy especially with the zed skin
idk why it gave me a chudbear skin i dont think ive played that guy in like 2 years

FINALLY after like a week and a half, Im getting 30. Would you lolgeez be interested in fresh account rusty reformed boomer that still says "siege creep" and "cs" etc trying to climb from iron, or do we have enough attentionwhoring from the discord schizos and people pretending to be women that look like seraphineschizos.

be honest

>>538700894
yeah we need more uncs and less trannies
link the stream unc

https://magma.com/d/DXIsTdJ04M

So what's happening with the Drawpile? Why aren't you in it?

>>538700894
stream it up brotha

>>538700797
here you go, I need her back in one piece though

Hai lolg

>>538701283
Don't worry. We're going to have a good lazy night. Filled with chips, drinks, and games.

>>538701160
there, I did it, my masterpiece.

hey yall~

does any1 wanna duo on NA

i play top and bot and sup and jg but not mid. Currently I am Bronze II due to snipers/gangstalkers/derankers/"coaching servies" also more infos >they based s2 Arcane Jinx on me thanks to yall so i am sort of famous and in your debts. does any1 wanna ?

>>538701160
I don't know how to draw.

I don't think I'm making it to Gold before the end of the season...

>>538701775
sexo thanks anon

>>538701898
me
I play on EUW though Vitamin

>>538701737
sounds good, I'll come pick her up tomorrow

damn, now we're never getting that nick fuentes vs charlie kirk debate.

>>538702424
i wanna see lolg debates

>>538701898
they based at least 3 characters on you. and all the latest skin lines and campaigns have referenced you in some way. wow. who did you fuck at Riot ?

>>538701775
Wait, are you going on another Hunt?

>>538695762
>>538696989
it's mia maievska, she cut her tits off

>>538689408
>navel
shit like this convince me more that vlad used the body of a random dead girl to create briar instead of just giving shape to a pool of blood

>>538697387
>too pure to play with moids
what

>>538702891
no, this time I'm visiting an open pit mine

>>538703381
post your wife's pits

>>538703381
Cool. What is in the mine? Fish?

playing for fun (rare)
twitch.tv/gooningnowhere

>>538703986
almost - it's gravel and sand

>>538703050
for me she was a clone experiment in a tube made with vlad's genes and bloodmancy.

>>538702012
Well, this is a good time to start practicing.

>Lvl 16
>lost a total of 4 games
Good bliance so far
I'd say the first difference on NA you imediatly notice is that barely anyone flames and people dont seem to spamm ff every 2 seconds

>>538704562
It's not fully clear yet, some said Vlad only molded a pool of magic blood and made briar, but it doesnt make sense since she has a lot of human features, and was meant to be just a weapon, so it definitely makes more sense that Vlad used an already grown body for her unless he's actually a pervert and wanted to fuck her

what the hell is this

I love farming for 25-30 minutes to win games, thank you for letting me play it was very fun

this game is so fucking rigged

>>538705526
you need the rootkit running to play

>>538705553
t. dota player

this is actually pretty good
i might buy spirit blossom yone, aatrox, warwick, and kayn

>>538705553
is there a version of this with his dick out

>run the client in background
>do nothing else
>receive this
small indie company moment

>jungle and top arguing about playing and ibans
>top says he's broke and can't pay
>jungle gives up and disconnects in that moment
>jungle was the only one giving tips for waves and ganks (he did fairly well)
Was this a boosting attempt? Jungle's profile wasn't even that new of an account since it was lv100, but still...

top or bot?
>can get border+icon with sylas
>but not gonna him mid anyways and they just nerfed jungle sylas
>shen can return anytime + he has no extras anymore

hmmmmmm
i honesty like shen more but the fomo extras....

Another Day. Another Dollar.

>>538708964
all outta hairline

Yone!

>>538706104
>spirit blossom Yone
>snow moon Kayn
The Azakombo

>>538706104
Those are unironically solid skins, so I'll support that. Aatrox and Kayn's are both particularly good, and I feel glad I got the b/w event chroma for Yone because it looks great on him.

me i like twitch

https://x.com/OliDeliber/status/1965513884795896117

is this a fun game?

>>538710162
guaranteed blitz is gonna be D tier once people actually learn to play the game

Where to find a qt stoic ninja sensei to teach me the ways of balance and equilibrium?

>>538679469
Jesus Christ this witch hunting is getting absolutely ridiculous.
Why the fuck is this collective harassment even allowed in the first place, now this general even tracks who's friends or even somewhat defending si17 to ostracize them?

What is wrong with you retards... Get a life already.

>>538710491
>now this general even tracks who's friends or even somewhat defending si17 to ostracize them?
Anons itt literally stalk other anons and spite them to ostracize them regardless of what they do what did you expect?

>>538710491
nobody cares nigger get lost

>>538710491
its funny because this is the same shit the "ur fav is problematic" twitter/tumblr shit do. horseshoe theory is real

sjokz is a disgusting e-whore ans i fucking hate people sucking her dry clit

>>538698684
why am i attracted to this but not real women, it's fucking OVER

>>538713180
Totally normal

why am i attracted to this but not real women, it's fucking OVER

job interview went well i think knock on wood

did si17 really get sniped

>>538689197
huh, that's pretty accurate compared the lora i use
is this illustrious

>keep getting some teammates that throw the game
>struggle to win
>still 50% but my lp are getting worse all of a sudden +26/-24 > +24/-27
Honestly trash system.

happy 9/11 day.

>>538714631
REMINDS ME OF THAT TRAGEDY

>3/6 adc flaming me for "constantly dying"
>I'm 14/7
dude

New folkenberger, billions must watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PotmCwc-muY

>see myself doing well in most games
>lose most games anyway
If this is loserq I'm just wasting my time then.

Funny thing I'm getting matched with more lv30-50 accounts with bronze-silver challenges than usual. Happens every other game.

they say nunu why you got a 12 car garage when you only got 6 cars

this champ is illegally fun im just giggling and kicking my feet in the air the whole time

people who complain about supps are all sexually frustrated nerds

>>538718726
>Velkoz is a sexually frustrated nerd

Hype Kitty is my favorite emote. So I needed an equivalent version for my husband.

>>538713352
I have one tomorrow. I'll get cooked for sure

TOTAL
SMURF
DEATH

>once again lovebaited and abandoned
Champs for this feel?

>>538719893
luggs

this patch doombots are way easier than the last one
oh well

>>538720019
haven't played the new curse one yet, when do you buy the exp item? 2nd item?

place your bets brothers and sisters

>>538720156
it's 900 gold
it's basically a mandatory starter item because the bots get 155% more xp so if you don't buy it you get raped

>>538720240
nasus is going to outscale you all

>>538720258
ah i thought it was 2.5k or more

>>538720338
FRAUDsus will do no such thing
renekton was hitting him from the back and it slipped out and nasus put it back in

>>538720338
yep we won at 3 mins enemy ffd ggez nasustroons stay losing

>so flabbergasted by ally asking if I'm going ad hwei that I forgot to put the proper runes
fug

>>538720552
remakes don't count lil pup

>>538720635
they do
you lost all your steel mental channel points

>>538693627
>>538693965
how the fuck does this happen?theres no way he can int all the way to iron4 from gm without getting banned... right?

>>538720794
team diff thougheverbeit

>>538720705
so nothing of value was lost

>>538720912
you will never get a lolg gf if u got no channel points

>2W
>4L
>1 remake
>ACE Unlucky in 3 of those losses
Is the game getting worse each split this year?

>>538720963
but steel is zyra's sloppy 17ths or whatever

>>538721093
you buy gfs with channel points

For mid who do I main next to Orianna and Syndra, Viktor or Aurora?

>>538721157
your new meme is falling flat bro

>>538721204
npc mindset

>>538721245
thats not a new meme i just came up with this 5 seconds ago
the new meme is nunu with modern controls

>>538686683
They said was going to be PBE only for a few months, and then unranked mode, and then ranked mode
So no wasd until next month at the earliest, and then probably another month for unranked

we unironically dont have enough players to even fill a single normal game lobby let alone a vg
damn

>>538721245
Don't listen to that guy, I think your channel points meme is very funny. Keep it up, Steel.

>>538721495
nah its trash but WASDemon nunu is the future

>>538721561
>>538721495
but thank you

>>538721482
it's 5 am sis

>>538721482
just pick a normal time and say we're going to play norms. trying to get something together in the late night is tough

Thinking of completing the pass and drop until next part of the split, the way I'm stuck in this rank makes no sense to me.

is shen jungle doable?

>>538723778
I think some said it is doable but Shen doesn't have a good clear.

>>538723903
bami just got buffed so i checked the wr but it's not looking great

>>538719962
How do i stop it from happening i just wan to be loved

what makes adc so bad to play no one wants to play proper adc bot and some play them mid?

>>538724043
Stop whoring yourself out to shirtless buff men

>>538723778
love when bunnies do that goofy shit with their noses

People say in high elo queue times are 10 minutes and thats super long and thats why they have to smurf but i queue in low elo and i also queue for 10 minutes
Should i buy a gold acc so i get shorter queue times

>>538725584
sybau

>>538724519
ADCs aren't bad, it's mainly Supports coin flipping the lane, and being able to decide if your team even has an ADC.
Playing Mages bot lane means you don't have to interact with the enemy side or your support.

>>538725669
Not them but I can see that, the support can totally throw the lane or you lose your potential anyway because 1) you are near the drake 2) the rest of the team fed or can't peel. Maybe I should move to midlane (again!) but I can't play as many champs as I can in botlane. I don't know, getting bored of this.

You can't spell "fetish" without a "fish"

>>538725669
>tfw having to pamper a limbless retard in your lane is coinflipping
you bunch are all entitled fuckwits

>they paused the comments
champs for this feel?
https://youtu.be/WV29R1M25n8?si=qkLNkMvtwqiJ0bmv

>>538726924
>tfw i have to sit and watch my mel engage into leona samira
you are both responsible for the lane

>>538726115
If you like bot lane, and ADCs, just continue to play the role. Learn Yunara and Ezreal, they have the best agency, and can also ignore their Supports pretty safely.
Funny clip I saw today: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xKHAmUT5PtE

So like, I completed this thing in hardest difficulty and in easy difficulty, how do I unlock the rest?

>>538727072
don't blame an entire community of players just because you can't match with decent ones at your ELO :)

you should be able to decline enemy teams surrender

>>538727238
The hardest difficulty changes gimmick each week. So basically you have to beat hard mode once a week. Artificial way of keeping people playing.

>>538727426
>don't blame an entire community of players just because you can't match with decent ones at your ELO :)
>>tfw having to pamper a limbless retard in your lane is coinflipping
>you bunch are all entitled fuckwits

>>538723378
Hot

>>538727661
i was speaking about whiny retarded ADCs such as yourself :)

>>538727872
i'm livid

>>538727617
Ugh that's lame... thx

>>538727157
I'm not sure if I like botlane, I think it can be fun when there is synergy and you can try some interesting comp, but it's awful to actually play when you are not the snowballing lane. You sit there, without damage, hoping to syphon from a lane and catch-up with gold for lategame. Meanwhile your team is either winning or losing on their own. ADCs can be fun, I feel like I can carry when things go alright and your team knows you have potential, even have decent scores with my picks (I thought of posting a screenshot but I'll avoid that). But I don't know, maybe it's just the general demotivation talking but the role feels unrewarding and meaningless.

>>538728047
your responses so far has been sad, i'd have suggested you find a duo but with your attitude obviously would make that impossible :)

>>538727192
kek

>>538728151
Another thing, I forgot.
>>538727157
>clip
That's more or less my experience and the funny thing is that, if I have to play support, I'm aware of how the wave works. So I either last hit without pushing if the minions are dying, otherwise it's lost gold, or tank the wave if there are no minions bouncing back.

>>538728095
My tits look exactly like that

>>538728963
rsn?

>>538706187
https://files.catbox.moe/crqhjd.png

I miss when nobody wanted to play support I just want to play soraka and yuumi in peace.. I don't want to play adc..

>account boosters are begging rioters to not go harsh on them because they are poorfags trying to make a living off of the game

THE ABSOLUTE
STATE
OF
THIS
FUCKING
GAME

AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAJA

>>538729808
>queue supp/mid
>actually get mid

>>538729808
Because support is always useful unless you are deliberately trolling:
>vision
>heal
>enhance
>utility
>cc
>meat shield
ADC not working or bot lost? Just roam to another lane and make it 2v1, it'll make the other laner mad.

support is so easy
grief your adc in lane
blame him because princesses dont make mistakes
roam topside
buzzword buzzword buzzword while enemy support keeps dunking on your adc
get carried by topside because botlane is nerfed to the point it didnt matter after all

>>538729808
>que for adc with supp secondary
>get forced to play support
it's all so tiresome

>>538729973
i need to drench your asshole with my vile niggalo semen

>>538730356
KYS.

im queueing my first ranked, pray for me. ive only been playing swiftplay so it's going to suck not getting free gold

why do jhins always say "ty bb" or "ily bb"? not complaining just find it weird they all do this when you save them. it's cute

problem with botlane is one player is on his boyriod and the other is reworking themselves

This is your team for your ranked game today.
Enjoy bro.

>>538723778
This is actually pretty funny, thought it was just gonna be generic egirl shit but then you got senor bunny doing bunny shit. any more of this?

>>538732153
2 breedable companions, i dont see the problem

>>538731779
they are all sexy chads with hand veins

i want to FUCK kled.

>>538731558
it went horribly... everyone was playing so fast and aggressively, somehow the guy i was laning against farmed like a beast and was max level with a lot of items very fast

also my team was arguing with eachother in chat, i personally didn't say anything but wowzers

>>538732678
oh super based then

Senna was supposed to a support marksmen but she's just now another bot laner. Playing Senna support feels like shit

You wouldn't a fish.

Should i start another game?

>>538733827
yeep, thats how it works
now you can either go back to swiftplay and never touch ranked again, or power through and feed your next 50 games. choose. now.

>>538734592
I can't, a fish, Dixon, she does not have a fishussy. There's no legs there. Best she can do is paizuri.

>>538734812
3rd option of potentially quitting too i dont even know what this game is anymore
the guy just kept shoving the lane with no cause for concern, the enemy top laner was doing the same thing too
i feel like im the only chump who actually recalls and buys potions and stuff
what happened to honor? what happened to teamfights? we used to pick amumu and kennen and stuff...

>>538735048
You are probably at an elo where anything goes, dont worry about wave management too much, just last hit, try to shove before recalling.
Honor is the thing you get after games and the thing pdf champs cry about after you pick malphite and rape them with no counterplay.
Kennen is still viable but maybe don't blind pick him.

>supp remains either under tower or at the edge of the lane
>takes cs outside of supp items and made me lose 3 cannons
>doesn't back when I ping him 2 ganks and dies
>"hard to play when you have no adc"
>ok I roam because I'm pissed off
>take a 800g shut down and first tower helping top
>help mid with 2 kills
>get 2 more smaller shutdowns
>finally have damage
>supp is anywhere but where we need him
>dies alone
>the rest of the team keeps fighting the two tanks instead of diving the enemy adc or collapse onto the single bruiser
>"gg adc lost us the game"
It's always my fault.

>>538735048
If you don't click enemy champs while in lane at least a little bit, they will just shove you under tower all game. Nobody is scared of ganks or junglers in this game until it happens, so if you don't fight them they will just do whatever they want until you punish it

>>538736021
when it's somebody else shitting up your lane, yes, it's often going to be your fault somehow.

why did everyone stop playing anivia?

>>538737430
she has never been at all popular in the entire history of the game

We got lowtiergod paing this shit och manoo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wOvPVeAI_s

>>538737563
ok, why did the 5 1/2 players who played anivia stop?

>>538733827
This doesn't go for every person, but sometimes junglers need to be harassed into thinking about whats going on in the game. A lot of them just do the exact same pattern every game regardless of whats going on in the game itself, which is why they are lower elo players.

The last time I had to call out a jungler and tell him that he was going to be a huge problem, it was because I was top lane vs a guy who decided to get 0 cs.

He didn't even last hit and tried to use his champion countering mine to stop us from getting even 0 cs.

I look at our jungler and he's preparing to do a full clear and then recall and I have to tell him to do something or the game will get very bad. And that includes telling them that they don't know how to play the game if they are talking about telling me to relax or chill.

It's not enough to relax or chill if someone is actively fucking up the game with their cluelessness. It's fine to lose a matchup but if someone is lvl 1 trying to zone someone getting 0 cs purposely, it's a HUGE fuckup for the jungler to continue doing a full clear. You can either speak up and have better odds of winning the game (maybe), or continue down that path and hope that the people on your team are better than you (they aren't in my case).

Might get the viego skin from my shop

>>538737740
heart attack
diabetes
diabetes
heart attack
heart attack

>only 8 1/4th lvl left to get 30 in na
gonna drink a beer and then move on witth he last lvls, but first a cigy

>>538737430
he is GAMING rn
https://op.gg/lol/summoners/euw/KurdishEagle-7777

>>538737853
look at that silly little yordle desperate to contribute and be valid

>>538737956
holy shit how do I become as focusedand committed as this

Is the yuumi strat of attaching to someone and going afk while they play the game dead? I used it to level 2 accounts to lvl 30 back in the day

>>538737229
How tho?
>>538737808
What is it "getting 0cs on purpose'?

>>538738851
he is GAMING almost everyday, often the whole fucking day, I have him on my friendlist so whether I like it or not (I like it) I see his habits. First step would be to probably get on some welfare? then intercept covid vaccine delivery truck and inject yourself with enough to become severely autistic

>open youtube
>see lol video
>he is EU and has the game in korean for some reason
>he is a challenger
>check game out
>its a bronze flex on a smurf while waiting for his main to decay
lmao
lol

>>538739063
i genuinely hope that most acc boosters,wintraders etc get permabanned on all accounts by the end of this year
i am already having a blast reading through people literally begging capybara to not ban them because they are poor and boosting is the only way they can pay bills

>>538739029
In a 1000 games it might only happen once or twice, but ranked creates those moments. Its when the enemy top laner stops you from getting to the minion line and forces you back onto the turret level 1. This can only happen on an S tier top lane champion who is overstatted vs a lower tier top lane champion that has less.

Imagine if you were lvl 1 and because the top laner is such a higher tier champion than yours, he can win while getting hit by the minions lvl 1 and force you back to your turret. From there, they can get 0 gold but EXP still from the minion wave, and the person under the turret gets 0 gold and 0 EXP as well.

Not a typical thing, but it happens, and happened my last ranked game. Generally in ranked people will pick the highest tier of champions, and you will get punished if you don't yourself or can't get around it.

what is freezing the wave and when should i do it and how

>>538739439
Oh I get it now. Would Darius be an example of that? He tends to be pretty strong on lv1 with bush cheese, zoning you from the wave.

>>538739457
letting a enemy wave stack and then preventing it from crashing into your tower, lets you farm safe close to your tower so you wont get ganked in a losing matchup, or you can prevent your enemy from walking up to farm because you will kill him if its a winning matchup for you or he wont walk up cause hes afraid of getting ganked
thats like the basics of it

>>538739825
thank you!

Aurora now deals 21% max hp damage at 750 AP with just her passive.

>>538737808
>a lot of them do the exact same pattern every game
Thats because riot keeps forcing these full clear metas, that shit is literal cancer

>>538739979
she just got nerfs stop bullying her!

>>538739457
if there is more enemy minions than your minions, you can set up a freeze. Usually you need at least 3 ranged minions more than yours for it to work
largely obsolete tactic thanks to the retared minion ai changes made by riot sometime back
it means tanking the minions just out of the range of your turret for a few seconds, making it so your next minion wave arrives and stops under your turret or near it at least, making it much harder to gank you and for your enemy to farm.
minions are so erratic nowadays that you often need like 5 more enemy minions than yours for it to actually work, and it's still relatively easy for enemy to break it.
I do it pretty much only if enemy recalls on that lane state, he loses minions and has to lose some hp as soon as he gets back to lane, otherwise don't bother, shove and ward enemy jungle or set up a proxy if your champ can do that

I love fat bitches.

>>538740082
Her battlemage build got nerfed, it starts being a buff at 200+ AP

>>538739803
It depends, but somewhat. When Darius harasses people he has to wind up Q or press W. If he presses Q under the minion waves as you are running with it it pushes it towards your turret. If Darius W's the enemy then it counts as a single target ability / auto attack so the ally minions begin to hit Darius, pushing the wave towards you slowly.

The only way Darius can do that is if you are slow to reach the minion wave lvl 1 and are separated from it / not running with it as it goes to the lane. That allows him to press Q and W without pushing the wave. There are ways for Darius to get around this though by manipulating the creep wave using the bushes as it runs to the middle line, which is what master / grandmaster / challenger elo Darius players do exclusively.

Who is a good example is determined in conjunction with who you are playing, it's not just in general. Lots of champions counter other champions in certain ways

>7 minute queue for ranked
>shit talking going on in ARAM

Do all the ranked players just not play in the morning but queue ARAM?

>>538739457
>your edgy faggot enemy midlaner is playing an assassin with ignite
>youre on a mage with tp
>youre both low
>you base and tp back full health
>he has to base and walk back to lane
>you freeze the wave and now he loses full waves of xp
>youre a full level ahead of him in less than 10 minutes
Do this everytime you can and its emerald at minimum

>>538664000 (OP)
Making a million eighty six void fish babies with Bel'veth!

>>538740153
OOGA

>>538740546
Yeah I picked Darius because every Darius player attempts the same tactic. The tier of champs is somewhat a new concept but I get what it means, just hard to grapes where every champ is but there 200 characters so it's fine.

>>538688024
BIG FAT BROWN CAT TATS

>>538739457
Let wave push near your tower but keep enemy minions just out of the tower and then kill just enought minions that the wave doesnt move it doesnt push into you it doesnt push away from you it just stays there and your minions are under your tower and if the enemy top wants to get them hes going to have to towerdive for them so he basically doesnt get to farm.

idk why i even hesitated to buy this, easily the best skin i played with in a good while
shame i don't play toplane but maybe it's time for jg shen

>>538739457
you don't
freezing is dead
billions must push

>>538701160
Is it still up?

Little do they know I'm the most toxic player in my elo, I just mute everyone

It's over si17 haters... she tricked us all and is gm to boot... she has shown to us that learning the game and putting in the effort will get you to the top 1000 players of any server... there is no excuses or deflections we can make when even her account got cleared of any boosted allegations by riot with their state of the art boosting detections... we need to apologize I really hope she doesn't leave us it's not everyday we can interact with a gm player and I'm grateful for the opportunity...

buff seraphine

Sorry for losing the game, dear teammates. I have sperm cramps this time of the month

FORSEN

Will they bring back the least problematic mage item already?

FORSEN IS BACK

>>538720659
Si17 is Amelia Earhart of league

>>538743296
ughhh, sweetie, almost no one built this item therefore it was BAD. Items shouldn't get built when they are needed, they should be a part of strict buildpath of at least 25 champions and they need to build it every game or it's BAD and USELESS and should get REMOVED

Lamb butt check!

>>538743446
please god someone make more webms of him

>>538743296
I miss her so much it's unreal

>>538743597
I BUILT IT. in fact I STACKED IT

>>538743446
>open stream
>witness elo terrorism

the elo shaitan is back

>>538743907
oh fuck the odds i get to play with this guy is back

>>538719801
>'You have received a temporary suspension of 3 days. You will be able to play again on 09/13/2025 at 21:09. You will be automatically disconnected when closing this message'

Death? It's a temporary suspension, anon, Riot is making all this fuss just to apply 3-day suspensions. They're like 'hey, we banned your smurf, but you can just make another smurf account and level it up manually to keep smurfing in low elo and ruining their games, we really don't care'.

>>538743872
well, who are you? NO ONE, THAT'S IT.
don't you want to build [STATSTICK ITEM WITH NO ACTIVE AND BORING PASSIVE] instead? it's so much healthier for the game!

>>538744041
I imagine if you do it again it will be much harsher

>>538744275
that's a little kid

>>538744275
>?!
>??
>!!
did he really need all that

>>538735014
I mean, who in the sane mind wouldn't?

>almost 1 month playing in emerald 3 elo hell
>get a win spree and suddenly emerald 1 in 2 days
Explain this. Tell me losersQ isnt real.

>>538743296
Hopefully not.
The item wasn't a problem but also it was just annoying to use and wasn't really interesting at all. You just push the button before you burst someone, that's it.

Remember, you can't say defeat without feet, and as we'd see in Forsen's matches, we're going to see the former and maybe the latter regarding his Briar...

>open forsen stream
>first thing I hear is conq is bad and flash is noob-bait
????

>>538746671
>streamer grifter who acts retarded for content says some retarded shit
oh my science

>retarded top
>retarded mid
>retarded adc
>just play better
LOL!

>>538746786
bro he plays just as bad off-stream
he'll die, R in from spawn and die again before blaming his team

>>538747152
tbf diana is a canceraids champ

>the godgamer is playing this shite again
might need to reinstall

>>538744676
and he's just staring at them.

>>538747152
>yunara ap
lmao

it's been a while lolg but I just have to say it
Dog cock? Can't get enough

Anyone make an ARAM account before? How did you do it?

I wanted a small pool for ARAM but the new player rewards include a few champs. Some of them are permanent shards that sit in the crafting inventory (so I can scrap them), but others are just getting automatically unlocked for some reason. Now I have a Lulu and Illaoi that I can't refund. Can I stop unlocking extra characters?

>>538747951
which champ has the best dog cock

>>538748449
>whore in a hat
whore in a hat

>>538748465
nta, but nasus.

>>538748034
Aram accounts are dead because aram pool now has 60 or 70 champs in it + the free rotation

>>538746786
no he is legitimately this retarded it's the fun part

>>538748465
Nasus clears ww easily unless you're a r*cist piece of sh*t

>>538741539
Yeah. I wonder whose admin it is for it now?

>>538748465
warwick for sure

>>538748841
why does disliking nasus make someone racist?

>>538748449
I've never stuck with a role for more than one season

>>538748686

Fuck... haven't played for a few years and didn't hear about this. Guess there's no point now

>>538748449
>>538749314
>Forgot image because I was playing a different game
oops

>>538749125
because he's clearly black coded? white guys aren't egyptian and don't have voices like that

>>538749430
>egyptians
>black
WE

>play assassin
>my kda is 3/2/18
it's better you fuckers carry me with all these kills you stole from me

>talon mid goes 8/0 off my cass mid in 22 minutes and then camps bot lane with his jungler
>flames us the entire time
>loses anyway because talon is genuinely, without a shadow of a doubt in my mind the lowest iq playerbase champion in the entire game

>>538749973
>actually give assasin kills
>he is useful for about ten minutes after which he gives 5 shutdown to enemy adc in a row and is made completely useless by 0/5 tank
just delete this retarded class already

>>538749210
8/10 bro-coded
I sense a bit of cockshame with these champion choices however

>>538749490
do you know something we don't?

Just watching Forsen makes me worse at the game

>>538750510
northern african is not subsaharan african. northern africans are swarty, not nogs

What is your target rank for this season?
Is it realistic you will reach it?
Will you stop playing after you reach it?

>>538751282
>What is your target rank for this season?
unranked
>Is it realistic you will reach it?
yeah I think so
>Will you stop playing after you reach it?
ill think about it

>>538751282
>Target rank
Eh, maybe gold somewhere.
>Is it realistic?
I'm already S1, though admittedly I climbed out of silver 3 in like a day...good winstreak.
>Will you stop playing after you reach it?
Not sure yet, tbdesu with you.

>>538748449
i dont play much

I laughed

>>538750696
so basically white guys still aren't egyptian and nasus is still black skinned and everything I said was correct but you just wanted to be a lil tiny pp pedant for no reason?

>>538751282
my target rank was emerald 4 and i hit it already so i'm ranking up a second account that i won't have ranked anxiety on

>enemy botlane is sivir janna
anyone else just afraid of this lane, neither of those players are here for fun they are going for the win

>>538751282
15 wins for the free skin then back to Arena, TFT and normals

>>538752093
be my karma/rell/eve gf?

>>538752873
both these players have a vibrating dildo up their ass that buzzes when they take damage

The worst feeling is wanting to play ranked but you can't because you're too tired or just feeling off to win.
Tried to play and my summoner timings were all bad, couldn't move my character good enough, awareness down. I'd just be inting my LP if I queued more

>gold peaker dogshit retard as my partner in arena
>stands still with ranged champ to make sure enemy can lifesteal from him
>questionmark pings me all the time because he has no idea that he is dogshit
>add him
>tell him what a talented gold peaker he is
>"uuuggh i play for fun!!! why flame!!!"
nigger fucking dogs can't control themselves
every time i see forsen playing i get reminded how low iq the average player is
doesn't know what he is doing, just angry at the world that unfortunate events are happening around him so he lashes out on his teammates

yeah well i have a buzzer that goes off whenever someome mentions dog cock and—
HNNNGH

I demoted back down to Plat. Hurts all the more that the game that got me demoted I simply got smurfed on and felt so very useless the entire time. Not sure if I want to grind out the rest of the games just to sit back in Emerald before the season ends.

>>538751789
>women and humor
it doesn't really work

>forsen goes back to league after however many months
>instantly ranked solo/duo games turn to basically custom games with viewers
lmao. I lowkey feel bad for him most streamers play on way too high level for most viewers to snipe them consistently but he just gets 3/4 of those each game

>>538751282
>What is your target rank for this season?
Gold.
>Is it realistic you will reach it?
Individually, yes, I think I have what it takes. I reached it two times this season then did up and down before dropping from it. Considering the rest? I don't think so, I'm getting bad quality games over and over and only in some of them I had a negative impact.
>Will you stop playing after you reach it?
I'm thinking of stopping before that. Even now, something at the back of my head wants to not try anymore.

>>538748449
I haven't really played mundo this split yet. I don't really miss him though.

>>538754113
if it makes you feel better that zoe is literally a smurf so no wonder you got your ass beat. Either inactive account or hes boosting someone

hello is there any pictures of sona's fat tits anywhere
cannot find anywhere else on the internet

stop spamming the thread cowspammer

>>538748465
futa naafiri

>>538753930
My adc was stupid but I also fucked it up by selfcasting shield instead of using it on him on that first tower shot. In the same vein, I maybe could have healed the last tower shot but also jhin should not have taken 2 tower shots.
Could have won lane here but instead, we die, enemy jungler comes bot immediately after we come back to lane and the game is over.

I can't play ranked unless I'm 100% locked in

>>538755590
a rare acceptable futa

>>538748449
Rakan’s gonna take me at least 5 years to hit 1M Mastery

I was told my teammates would be better in platinum

/lolg/ lied to me!

>>538756330
oh my god i played vs you a couple of days ago
i was the ahri you kept spam ganking

i need to find new songs i need to make a new fistmix
>>538748449
minikapp

stop picking blitzcrank in doombots he's actually so fucking worthless

>>538757664
People are trying to do the Chinese Veigar skip strat by pulling him into the fountain

>>538757780
maybe that would work if we could GET TO VEIGAR

>22h
>550 posts
>longer queue times even on priority roles
It's over...

give me 1 reason why my arena partners have been consistently bronze-silver in fucking master lobbies for the past 7 games

this isn't even about fun anymore
i am straight up being engagement optimized in arena

what thwe fuck?

HOW DO I FIST

>>538751821
will you carry me if I draw you funny comics

jiggies

>>538758351
what rank? my alt is silver 2 right now
i'd be happy to play with you if you're within the rank range

9/11 dance party on the rift rq
https://www.twitch.tv/gneedra

>>538756962
Fox makes me act sussy, please understand

>>538758907
Yeah I'm silver 3 sounds like a plan then. Been practicing on my alt and I think I am gonna be able to hit gold before reset at minimum.

whats your alt ign?

Velkoz E buff feeling really good on him desu


>t. silver player

seeing the 3 mil mastery lux in mid plat is the most demoralizing shit ever you just know they are going to be completely worthless at every point in the game if this is their peak on such a simple champion in thousands and thousands of games

>>538760013
How do you zoom out so much?

>top spam pinging for ganks 3 minutes in
>I'm literally on the opposite side of the map so I focus the winning lanes instead
>come gank top with another teammate
>top afk watches us with full health get 2v1'd by his fed laner and killed
>he goes in only after we both die and then dies himself
>immediately cries for more ganks after that
DO TOPLANERS REALLY

>>538760630
Ctrl + Shift + Z when spectating/reviewing replays

>>538760526
I fucking hate fighting lux mid, all she does is use her shitty 40 second ult cooldown to insta clear wave then roam or use her bullshit slow light hitbox to slow you

im annoyed thinking about it

This is the last split of the season so we can say it's wrapping up, can't help but think
>"Season 15 will change League of Legends forever"
what did it change?

>>538751282
>What is your target rank for this season?
master
>Is it realistic you will reach it?
it's within the realm of possibility but not that likely
>Will you stop playing after you reach it?
definitely not

human food is tasty

SAVE EUROPESAVE EUROPESAVE EUROPESAVE EUROPESAVE EUROPE

>>538760817
in my experience being a jg main, toplaners are aggressive and always follow ganks, if they don't it's because they are true new players or non-toplaners playing top. but, yeah, crying for ganks early is their thing

save botlane

>>538761279
They retracted that statement thoughever

>>538761279
they walked back on that ages ago. where have you been?

>>538763304
Good,some fuck shouldnt be getting a paycheck for doing jack shit but working on draven axes spinning animations for months, that only encourages useless fucks to drag on the work instead of finishing at the deadline

>>538763304
>>538763605
Oh...

>>538763670
i wonder who could be behind this post...

>>538759318
chickenchan420#NA1
what role do you play? i play adc. i've been spamming smolder recently and he's really fun

>>538764192
Velkoz mid, I've been posting in this thread recently with how I'm doing but he will work perfectly fine bot lane as support too which is probably better for the both of us.

dear riot games, when an account suddenly enters an lp free fall, their ip is suddenly different, their roll suddenly changes, and their apm drops by 75%, perhaps we just autoban them and if they actually made that account let them prove it for the unban

>jax lastpick counterpick deluxe
ANOTHER WIN FOR NAMBLA!

love that im still able to call people retarded niggers as long as i dodge because the client team never has time to implement the chat monitoring system into pregame chat before they get fired again

>>538757472
always tough finding new stuff to listen to while every platform automatically recommends the same songs you heard a hundred times over, gotta tap outside of the box sometime

you can try "She" they are very hit and miss, but got me hooked for a few months
https://www.youtube.com/@iceboy3211/videos
mainly:
circuit lover
tokyo nights
fuse
destination luna4
touch and go

for which I'll also have to link you the source from which I heard their first tune (hopefully it timestamps to 3:00 min)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkZLJeQ1Nhc&t=180s

Liquicity 2012 yearmix has also been well done and I've heard it through hundreds of times
https://youtu.be/HW-heSo9580?t=285

Is league good yet?
t. haven't touched the game in 3-4 months

they call forsen 007
0 kills
0 game impact
7 deaths in 9 minutes

>>538713824
>>538717579
why is ahri so flustered when she's the one that put on that bikini on public? is she dumb?

>>538759234
i guess everyone was too busy mourning charlie kirk to le watch my le stream

what the fuck

>>538767196
its the snipers

>>538767126
why would we be mourning a dead pig? nobody watches streams anymore is all

I played like shit but the two games I lost I wouldn't have won anyways and the one game I won I would have won even if I played two times as badly
I feel like shit ngl, whats the point of me being in these games just train fucking chatgpt to do it for me

>>538767468
cute poppers

>>538767721
pink chroma best chroma

>>538767721
poppers is always cute

>>538767196
whats that 1 purple thing next to his stack number?

>>538768070
the buff from grubs
he only has 1, meaning his team only killed one grub