>ATTENTION IMPERIAL GUARDSMEN: On November 12th, a most auspicious day, pious Sisters from the ADEPTA SORORITAS will be conducting the annual PENIS INSPECTION CEREMONY at oh six hundred hours. Attendance is MANDATORY.
>Some may be upset that the Ultramarines will not be inspecting this year, but be forewarned that the Sisters are equally adroit at handling MAN MEAT and will broker absolutely no HERETICAL MISHAPS during the process. Anyone who does not wash will be shot.
>Any man who suffers an ADEPTUS ERECTICUS incident, even the slightest involuntarily twitch, will be shot.
>Those found to have a flaccid length of less than four inches will be shot. But those with a flaccid length of six inches or more will be invited for an additional round of tests in the Confessionals at oh eight hundred hours.
>Give praise to the Emperor, but your manhood belongs to the Sisters!