I KNEEL, I SQUEAL
MY HEADCANON ISN'T REAL
I COPE, I MOPE
SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE
SHE SINS, SHE NEVER WINS
SHE BELONGS IN A TRASH BIN
SHE JOBS, SHE'S A SLOB
SHE'S TO WEAK TO FIGHT A BUG MOB
MY WAIFU'S AN OLD HAG
SHE SMELLS LIKE A TRASH BAG
I AM... A CELESTIAFAG...