Thread 42454376

I KNEEL, I SQUEAL
MY HEADCANON ISN'T REAL
I COPE, I MOPE
SOMEONE HAND ME A ROPE
SHE SINS, SHE NEVER WINS
SHE BELONGS IN A TRASH BIN
SHE JOBS, SHE'S A SLOB
SHE'S TO WEAK TO FIGHT A BUG MOB
MY WAIFU'S AN OLD HAG
SHE SMELLS LIKE A TRASH BAG
I AM... A CELESTIAFAG...

The Apex of Ass. The Beast of Breastsize. The Caesar of Cleanliness. The Destroyer of Divisiveness. The Embodiment of Eminence. The Fortress of Fidelity. The Goddess of Gold. The Heroine of Holiness. The Imperatrix of Illumination. The Judge of Jubilance. The Kaiserin of Kingliness. The Lady of Longevity. The Monarch of Machiavellianism. The Neighsayer of Negroes. The Oracle of Omnipotence. The Princess of Ponydom. The Queen of Quadrupeds. The Recorder of Rejuvination. The Sunkissed of Sultans. The Tallest of Teachers. The Undertaker of Unicorns. The Viceroy of Vitality. The Warmonger of Weakness. The Xenophile of Xenodochium. The Youthful of Yesteryear. The Zenith of Zealousness.

THE INDOMITA REGINA
THE APEX OF APEXS
THE PRINCESS OF PRINCESS'
THE LADY OF LADIES
THE JUSTICIAR OF JUSTICE
CHADLESTIA THE WHITE
APEXPREDATORlestia the FEMENINE
HORNlestia the MAGICAL
INSURMOUNTABLElestia the UNSURPASSABLE
SUPPLElestia the BIG-BREASTED
AESTHETIClestia the BEAUTIFUL
CAKEDlestia the ASSFUL
TANKlestia the RESOLUTE
PHYSICALLYIMPOSINGlestia the SEXUALLY-INTIMIDATING
GLARElestia the DOMINEERING
WHOLEHEARTEDestia the CARING
DISCIPLINEDlestia the ENLIGHTENED
GODDESSlestia the SPIRITUAL
POTENTlestia the FERTILE
CUTElestia the BOOPABLE
VALORlestia the DAUNTLESS
IMPERIOUSlestia the GOD-QUEEN
INVICTUSlestia the ETERNAL
BIGlestia the TITANIC
QUAKElestia the TEA-TIME REQUESTING
COLOSSUSlestia the LEVIATHAN
CAKElestia the MASTODONIC
MOTHERlestia the LOVING
LADYlestia the QUEEN
DEITYlestia the CHRIST
WHITElestia the LEGEND
SUPERNOVAlestia the TRANSIENT
ESTIACHAD THE CEL
CELCHAD THE ESTIA
ESTIACHAD THE CHAD
KINGCHAD THE LADYWHITE
THE CHAD OF CHADS
ENCHAD CHADLETIA
CHADCHAD CHADCHAD CHA CHAD
ENTER CHADLESTIA

>>42454376 (OP)
TRVTHNVKE

>>42454534
>Anti-Celestia are shartyfags
Of course.

>>42454537
>joblestiafags are redditors
Of course

>>42454523
>"Your flatulence can't even reliably kill all wildlife on YOUR OWN planet, peasant horse."
>"What hope have you against my multiverse-shredding farts?"

>>42454376 (OP)
me on the bottom

>>42454539
>"Your flatulence can't even reliably ki-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YAMETE CELESTIA-SAMA AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE"

>>42454539
Jiren will always defeat any mortal who opposes him in the stinkiest farts competition. Celestia? Starlight? Their farts smell as pleasant as a field of daffodils compared to the paper mill that is Jiren's colon. Why else would Jiren have been given the title of Jiren the Brown Pants?

>>42454553
YAMERO!!!! AAAAAAIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>42455597
They can't stop the threats. But Twilight Sparkle can!!!

I don't ever wanna hear a Twifag call Glimmy a Mary Sue ever again. FiM turned into the

Twilight Sparkle n'Friends

Show almost instantly. TS = worst pony.

>>42454388
>The batcope headcanon
Done.

>>42454523
The eternal benevolent god-queen, Solar Sovereign, the axis mundi.

>>42455842
Fuck off Databyte

Anything that's hated so much by spics, millennials, californians, and shartyniggers must be doing something very right.

G-guys..? JOBlestia brought her boyfriend as help.
How do we beat them now?

>>42456242
That's not Yamcha

>>42454376 (OP)
theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsCD5XCu6CM

I love /dbs/

>>42454376 (OP)
Only season 1 true to season 0