The princess asks her student, how many mares does a man need in his life? The student says, 'There's this land of ponies, it take ten days to go from north to south and ten days to go from east to west, every twenty years a man comes and takes nine tenths of the mares back to his harem. And when the sun expands, the planet becomes uninhabitable and there are no mares left in the land, the first percent of that man's mare needs will have been satisfied.'

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All systems of government which don't emulate the tribal conditions in which the species evolved are doomed to failure.
Celestia is the alpha mare because she's the biggest and the most attractive, so she is the best possible ruler.
Starlight is small and ugly so that even a wizard rejected her and she has to slam clams with an unwashed gypsy.
Also equality and justice are opposites of each other.

Anything that's hated so much by spics, millennials, californians, and shartyniggers must be doing something very right.