Thread 42629216

/sun/day thread: most beautiful horse of them all edition

>>42629216 (OP)
Does Celestia fart?

>>42629229
Solar flares.

>>42629216 (OP)
The one character I can definitively point to for being responsible for my mommy issues

>>42629229
put on your flag on, glimmerfag

>>42629216 (OP)
forgot to bump you /sun/

>>42629216 (OP)
A beautiful picture!

>>42629216 (OP)
>Posting /sun/
>On a Saturday
Bruh.

>>42629319
We post her on Saturday to worship her on Sunday.

>>42629216 (OP)
>most beautiful horse of them all
damn right

You must not remember the autism involved when this thread would get made on a day that wasn't Sunday.

>>42629216 (OP)
are we keeping this one or making a new one tomorrow?

A false /sun/...

>>42629874
or a false sunflower

>>42629254
>be in milf thread
>say I just want a mommy gf to tell me everything is going to be alright
>one anon posts pic of Celestia hugging anon
I know that feel bro. I think we'll be fine and figure out how to deal with this feeling as long as we all have each other.

>>42629319
>>42629694
>>42629874
It was already Sunday from Singapore east.

>>42629216 (OP)
moon bump

>>42629874
we need the real one

HI CELESTIA!

>>42629216 (OP)
is just not right if its made on a saturday

>>42630396
This.

So how was your summer, /sun/?

>>42631129
boring

>>42630746
HI LUNA!

this is the thread?

>>42631410
Yes.

>>42629216 (OP)
/moon/ bump

>>42631872
why? we need a real /sun/ thread made on sunday dummy

>>42631949
I see you complain but not make one.

Hear me out. Chugging 12 gallons of milk straight from Celestia's fat fucking teats.

>>42632192
this one needs to be gone first

>>42629216 (OP)
moon bump

>>42631129
it was pretty good actually

>>42632319
sounds great her milk is nutritious

>>42633461
Hmm, something's wrong with this sun horse.

>>42633478
what exactly?

>>42632340
Imagine just posting and praising the sun.

>>42633461
Huffing her mane and tail.

>Using the sham thread
Wasn't made on Sunday.

>>42634137
It was made on a Japanese Sunday.

>>42634175
>"And I'd say they know a little thing or two about the Sun, BECAUSE THEY INVENTED IT!"

>>42634252
in english princess

>>42634175
Complainfag in shambles

Post the links and the last thread

>>42634175
makes sense

>>42633478
she is fine

>>42634478
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/42569595/
>>42569595

>>42635343
better

>>42630396
I pick both

>>42629254
>>42630052
Motherfuckers

>>42629216 (OP)
/moon/ bump

>>42635256
My fat princess.

>>42636012
and proud

>>42636383
not fat, big boned

>>42635694
HEY
I SAY
THAT’S PRETTY FUCKING GAY

>>42629216 (OP)
moonie bump

>>42635694
>nmm only one in one bad future.
kwab

>>42629216 (OP)
>>42629497
I want to give her a sensual hoof massage

>>42637710
i want to trim her hooves

>>42637710
Hoofa

>>42636012
>>42636522
But why do we really gravitate to Celestia like we do? Because there are things about her that we love that are not present in our own world and society. We have no benevolent gods, kings or mothers who love us and help us find our place in the world. We're planets adrift in cold space looking for a sun to rotate around and by whatever forces of good there are in the universe we have found one.

>>42638196
i think her design is neat

>>42638632
why is she so angry

>>42638196
She's
>pretty
>motherly
>kind
>wise
>patient
>immortal
>angelic
>divine
But since the show is retarded she's actually only a couple of these things.

>>42629216 (OP)
guys plz dont let this thread die on the anni i want to do something cool and fun

>>42629266
I never take it off.

>>42638952
you're not gonna make me feel like when I read "end of the universe", are you anon?

>>42638952
i will do my best, i really dont want to miss many episodes during the anni

Happy spooky month /sun/!

https://files.catbox.moe/4y6u85.png
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>>42638972
I've never read that, so I couldn't say. Still a little bit of a newfag when it comes to writing. **My goal is to make the reader feel wiser**

>>42639015
darn. first time trying to hide text. epic fail

>>42629216 (OP)
moon bump

>>42639005
Rituals never end good...

>>42638196
>We have no benevolent gods
I don't really believe this. I think they are hidden away or hard to find because we live in evil times. Also, I like the fan version of Celestia better since as people have pointed out the one from the show is kind of lackluster. And the aspect of being intimate with a divine, ancient seasoned Diarch but treating her like a normal mare and bringing normalcy into her life is quite a sweet sentiment to me.

>>42639005
Unf

>>42634304
Sun (You) said that.

>>42639005
what ritual?

*yawwwn*
Shift + clicked this thread

>>42640236
Is that what your mom did to her marriage?

>>42629216 (OP)
what a beautiful pony

>>42640455
Is this pic really still only available in low quality jpg?

>>42640465
You know what else is still only available in low quality? Your mom, fatty.

>>42639005
what is she going to summon?

Momlestia

>>42638840
>>42639540
>>42640906
Man. I genuinely wish I had Celestia for a mother. A lot of anons dream about waifus but I dream about how much of an improvement my life would be if I had the right mom. I'd believe her if she says she loves me because it is proven in her wisdom, gentleness and patience.

>>42640716
>eqg

>>42640979
would she spoil you tho?

>>42641196
No. I have enough problems with vices and poor self control as it is without getting spoiled and making it worse. She'd have me spend most of my time doing some kind of work so I have few chances to hurt myself or others by being an impulsive retard.

>>42640979
I also have this fantasy since mine stole my childhood and ruined my life by being BPD. Well, it’s not just her, her entire family is full of Cluster B disorders while my father’s is raging narcissists who abandoned me to my mother’s side because, and I kid you not, I couldn’t throw a straight fast ball pitch at the age of 3. Mother Celestia and Aunt Luna wouldn’t do anything like that.

>>42629216 (OP)
moon bump

>>42641196
Yeah with sex

>>42629216 (OP)
Even when she's angry, she's cute

>>42641548
>>42641891
And have a nice big family with her because she's such a good mom.

>>42642103
how would your children/siblings react?

I'm not voting for Celestia next election because she abolished slavery and gladiator fights

>>42642202
>kids ask where mom and dad got the ideas for their names
>mom and dad were exchanging myths and fables from each of their respective homes/worlds
>except mom actually lived through some of the stories she told me

>>42642236
>celestia teasing me until i push her down
unf

>>42642798
i want to cum inside princess luna

>>42642800
Based dubs!

>>42638196
According to my headcanon, Princess Celestia is the embodiment of the concepts of Ishtar (Akkadian/Sumerian) or Tara (Buddhism): compassionate, ancient, maternal, warlike when necessary, and generative. Her beneficence envelopes the world everyday and for everyone when she raises the sun. Without Celestia, there will be no life across Equus. She also has a whimsical, majestic design that complements her character traits as supremely benevolent, fertile, and having divine knowledge. Celestia is the divine feminine. The Abrahamic god is vengeful, requires our belief and asceticism, and is dogmatic. As a divine feminine that does not prescribe a rigid, life-denying system for living, it is only natural for people to be attracted to Celestia as a comforting and validating mother - because in essence that is one part of her whole personality. She is also unexpectedly funny, which is humility and personable.

>>42642980
Great post. Celestia is the most recent incarnation of the divine feminine in fiction that I have found myself gravitating towards, the previous major ones being Azura from the Elder Scrolls and Shifty from Slay the Princess. I might be a little crazy, but I believe there is a purpose behind me seeing these characters like I have. They all have wisdom, benevolence and a role in maintaining the balance of the worlds they exist in. Maybe the forces they represent want me to reintroduce them to a world that would benefit from their wisdom and love.

>>42642800
Heresy!

I don't like when the thread gets schizo.

>>42640990
It's not her fault her daughter fled to nohooves county high school

>>42643351
>Half-Light [Easy: Success] - Look at his shit eating grin. He's bullying your wife. Kill him, kill him NOW.

>>42629254
>>42640979
>>42642980

glad to see the spirit of Momlestia generals is still with us

>>42643621
Hold the fuck up, there were generals about Celestia just being a mom/mommy gf? Were they fun?

>>42643687
sometimes

>>42643621
Anyone else headcanon that Celestia would use her retirement post-series as an opportunity to finally raise a child of her own? Either through adoption or inducing pregnancy somehow?

Which option do you think she would go with?

>>42643788
Impregnation.

>>42643788
Only one option seems obvious

>>42643889
>Celestia
>a dying star
This nigga think Celestia's the Sun in Rags.

>>42643873
>>42643889
I see I live among men of culture and wisdom.

Although if it came down to it, I could see her using a spell to self-induce a pregnancy if she can’t find a suitable stallion. The resulting filly would essentially be a physical clone of herself, but would also eventually develop a distinct personality that sets her apart from her mother.

>>42643992
Tfw Jango and Boba Fett

>>42638952
>Anon, the local King, is old.
>Very old.
>Yesterday was his 150th birthday.
>The breakthroughs in knowledge and magic that have allowed for him to outlive far longer than any human in history is nothing short of breathtaking.
>It's all thanks to research that Twilight Sparkle herself funded. In conjunction with the rest of their friends, too, of course.
>Today, he walks through the polished marble halls exactly like he did yesterday.
>Slowly.
>His slippers shuffle along behind the soft taps of his marble-and-golden cane beneath the matching robes and crown over his shoulders.
>And even though the magic that courses through his veins is seemingly fueled by the universe itself, his body is still old.
>Anon's slippers stop shuffling.
>He feels exhausted all of a sudden.
>Significantly more exhausted than normal.
>His cane slips.
>And, with the most underwhelming of thuds, Anon, the local human, collapses onto the polished tile below, his crown bouncing and rolling away a few feet before orbiting to a stop.
>The shadow of an hourglass in the stained glass window above him falls upon the backs of his robes.
>Anon's heart, after 150 years, has finally come to accept it's long-overdue rest.

1/17

>>42644280
>The orange hallway turns to a shade of white as the late morning sun shines higher above the castle.
>A guardstallion trots into the hallway, then stops. His eyes blow as wide as dinner plates.
>"...Your majesty?" He calls out hesitantly.
>No answer.
>His body turns cold.
>His throat tightens.
>"/Your majesty/?!" He repeats louder, breaking into a gallop across the polished tile. The clatter of his armor comes to a rest as he kneels besides the form, still face down and unmoving. A trembling hoof reaches out, then retracts.
>The guard finally finds his voice again.
>"Gods above, stars above, please let this be a mistake..." He whispers as his horn glows.
>No pulse.
>No magic.
>Nothing.
>The magic that once roared inside him, woven and nurtured by Celestia herself for decades, was gone.
>The guard's composure breaks.
>His head bows, tears welling in his eyes, shoulders trembling.
>"... No..."
>His face hardens with that of honor, and determination.
>He stands up, and bolts down the hall towards the throne room.

2/17

>>42644282
>Royal guards and paramedics line the corridor, all hugging one another, foreheads resting against foreheads.
>Twilight Sparkle materializes into the hallway with a brilliant flash of her signature purple magic.
>She stares down at him.
>/Him/.
>The same Anon that Twilight has grown to know as another family member. A lifelong friend since that very first day they met. She gave him that cane for his birthday yesterday.
>"... No..." She whispers. Her head shakes with disbelief. "No no no no- this isn't- he said I'd- he said I'd outlive him! But- but not yet! /Not yet/!"
>She gallops forwards and collapses at his side, cradling him in her forelegs.
>"Wake up!" She screams. "Anon, wake up!"
>Her horn lights. Dozens and dozens and dozens of spells fire off in rapid succession. Diagnostics, stabilizers, necromantic reversal chants. Everything.
>She tries CPR. A technique studied and modernized thanks to Anon himself all those years ago.
>Wails tear from her throat raw as she collapses further on top of him, curling into his neck, her mane covering his chest like the white blanket waiting patiently off to the side, not wanting to be used by anypony.
>Hoofsteps.
>Slow.
>Careful.
>Patient.
>Expecting.
>A soft golden light flows into the room like water.
>Celestia.
>The Queen.
>She steps around the corner and into the hallway.
>She does not rush, nor ask, nor speak at all. The silence in the hallway around her feels quiet enough to be counted in negative decibels. The only two things audible are the sounds of her golden shoes clinking softly on the tile, and the shuddering breaths of a young alicorn.
>Celestia's eyes fall upon Anon's body, and do not leave it.
>The ponies in the room part even further as she steps closer and closer.
>She takes a deep breath, and kneels.
>Her wings lower, brushing a trembling feather against his shoulder, besides Twilight's face.
>She leans down, and nuzzles his cheek.
>She says not a word. For none need to be spoken.
>One by one, the occupants of the hallway kneel.
>The silence, save for the occasional sniffle, is broken by the distant tolls of the Canterlot Bells. Ten slow chimes.
>The last time they chimed ten was during the marriage between the two- one of the most important days in post Nightmare Moon history.
>The day where Anon, the actual, real life alien, had become King of Equestria, and Princess Celestia had become his Queen.
>And Equestria /thrived/.
>But, just like that, the era that Equestria once dreamed to last forever, had come to an end.

3/17

>>42640979
weird to see another anon think like this. I am a moonfag though.

>>42644287
>The next morning.
>Queen Celestia sits atop her dais.
>Besides her to her left, is Princess Luna sitting in her dais. She is currently levitating a present towards herself, given to her in sorrow by a grieving citizen. The middle aged stallion steps away, allowing the next visitor to step up in line. A young female dragon.
>Noblecreatures and citizens of all types flood the hall in numbers not seen in decades. Bouquets of flowers and gifts alike wait to be passed forth.
>And to her right, by contrast, is King Anonymous's throne. It remains noticeably empty.
>Alone.
>Just like he was yesterday.
>Celestia mentally kicks herself.
>Why wasn't she there?
>He died alone, for heaven's sake!
>Why wasn't /any/ pony there?!
>Her jaw clenches.
>She knew he was mortal.
>It was part of the deal.
>She knew he would expire, and she knew it would happen somewhat soon. Even with her magic, they both knew that his time was borrowed.
>So why wasn't she there besides him until the end like she promised?
>"It is not your fault, Tia." Luna mumbles quietly.
>/CRACK!/
>Celestia stomps a hoof so hard, the corner of her marble throne cracks off in a thick chunk.
>"I MADE A PROMISE, LUNA!" She booms. "I MADE A PROMISE, AND I FAILED!"
>Luna immediately leaps off of her throne to step in front of her sister.
>The line of citizens all freeze collectively. They dare not make a sound as their Moon wastes zero time to sit besides their Sun in comfort.
>Celestia tries to turn her head away to hide her tears, but Luna is there every time, forcing herself to be seen.
"No, Celestia!" She shouts right back. Her voice loud, but not with hatred. "You did /not fail/!"
>Celestia's chest heaves, her wings trembling, eyes already welling up with tears.
>"I wasn't /there/, Luna!" She snarls, her voice already hoarse with agony. Her voice warbles. "He fell in a hallway! A hallway we both walk through every day! And /nopony/ was there! No Guards! No staff! No friends! No family! Not /me/!"
>Her breath shakes. Her eyes lower to the polished marble beneath her hooves.
>A pebble falls from the chipped edge of her throne and tumbles down onto the pile below.
>Her screams collapse to only a whisper.
>"Just cold stone. That's what held him last."

4/17

>>42644293
"You did not fail him." Luna says again, much quieter, but no less reverent. "You are /not/ the first to lose somepony they love without warning, and I /know/ that we will not be the last. You did /not/ fail him by not witnessing his final breath, Celestia." She leans in. "You /succeeded/ in giving him /years/. /Decades/ of joy, and of laughter, and of companionship. You gave him more than any mortal could ever dream of." She smirks faintly. "And I /know/ what mortals dream of."
>Celestia's lips curl upwards for a brief moment before frowning again.
>"But he /asked me/, Luna. He made me promise." She clears her throat. "'When I go', he said, 'I want you to be the last thing I see'." She closes her eyes. A tear falls. "I /gave him my word/."
>Luna pauses for a moment.
"And I believe you /were/." She finally answers gently. "If not with his eyes, then with his mind." She rests her forehead against hers. "Do you think he did not picture your face in that moment? Do you think his final thoughts were not of you?"
>A shaky sound escapes from Celestia's throat. Somewhere between a scoff, a chuckle, and a sob.
>"You're trying to spare me guilt, Lu." She shakes her head slightly. "It's noble. But it won't work."
>Luna doesn't wait this time.
"I am not trying to /spare/ you guilt, Tia. I am here to /save/ you from it."
>The throne room remains silent.
>Even the birds chirping outside silence themselves, as to not ruin the moment. The world falls silent as if to give Celestia all the room she needs.
"Do not let grief rewrite your memories." Luna continues, stepping back from Celestia. "Do not let the end spoil the journey. He did not die in sorrow. So do not live in it."
>Celestia lights her horn.
>To her right, Anon's throne fills once again as she casts a memory projection spell.
>A transparent golden ghost of Anon when he was younger, sits atop his throne. His robes and crown gleam in the soft sunlight. His signature smile perfectly in place. Somewhere between that genuine warmth, and a faint smirk, always ready to tell a joke.
>Celestia stands from her throne, and kneels besides his. She rests her head against his, even if no contact is made. She swears she can feel his warmth.
>"Please excuse my absence today, Luna." She mumbles. "Court is canceled."
Luna bows her head. "Of course, sister."
>The guests don't need to be told. They nod and bow, before turning and exiting.
>The moment the last guard leaves, Celestia allows herself to cry.

5/17

>>42644299
>Down in Ponyville,
>Princess Twilight Sparkle steps into the bedroom of Anon's old log cabin, located just outside the town border.
>Anon had built this place by himself, by hand, in less than a week- a feat that was previously unheard of. It was the first thing he ever made for himself in this world. He used to come here all the time, even after he moved to Canterlot full time to rule the country.
>Her horn glows as she uses her magic to stand a picture frame upright again on a shelf. A square of fresh wood sits exposed in the layer of dust that had accumulated around it.
>He'd stopped coming here several years ago when it became too difficult for him to leave too far outside the Castle.
>The rest of her friends, all in their very late years in age, search and clean the rest of the house. Pinkie Pie hums as she sweeps, Rarity wipes down the windows, Fluttershy tends to the kitchen, and Rainbow Dash helps Applejack lift a fallen toolbox upright in his work room.
>They too rarely leave their homes these days also, but they made it clear they were going to be here to help one last time, no matter what. Just like old times.
>Twilight levitates the dusty bed sheets off of the old mattress, when she hears a piece of parchment wrinkle.
>She looks down, and notices an envelope. It looks old.
>She levitates it up to her face, and unfolds it, pulling the note out of it.
'To Princess Twilight Sparkle,
This place is now yours. I built it with my own two hands before I knew what magic was. Before I knew what made you ponies so special- the never ending pursuit to remind me that I am never truly alone.
So even though I was the one who hammered in the nails, it was you girls- my family- who helped make it a home. It was always yours from the beginning.
Do what you want with it. Keep it and clean it up, or knock it down to build something else. I don't care. I'm dead. As long as you make sure that whoever visits this place leaves with a smile.
-Anon'
>The letter trembles in Twilight's magic. Her lip quivers as she struggles to keep the tears back. One falls anyways. She doesn't care.
>She clutches it to her chest, folding her wings over it the same way she'd hug him.
>She swears she can feel his warmth.
>A gentle knock comes from the doorway behind Twilight.
>Pinkie Pie peeks her head into the room, voice soft.
>"Twilight? You okay?"
>Twilight closes her eyes. She nods, smiling faintly. "Y- yeah. I- I just- I found something."
>She levitates the piece of parchment over in front of her pink friend's face.
>As Pinkie reads, her eyes begin to glisten. A proud smile spreads across her face.
>Twilight opens her eyes, and finally turns to look at Pinkie.
>Her eyes widen considerably as she sees the backside of the page, where Anon had written something else. She rips the page back to herself.
'P.S. Half of my wealth is now yours, too, by the way. The other half belongs to Tia and Lu. Don't go spending it all in one place! :)'

6/17

>>42644303
>"HALF OF HIS WEALTH?!"
>Twilight's wings shoot straight out. The parchment crinkles dangerously in her magic as her eyes blow as wide as dinner plates, re-reading the same page again and again to see if the words change themselves, revealing one final prank. She just knows that's something he would've done.
>But they don't.
>Pinkie leans over her shoulder, and giggles.
>The other girls file in at the sound of Twilight's commotion, each muttering quietly to one another.
>Applejack pushes her hat back as she trots over. "What's all the fuss about, Twi?" She asks, leaning over Twilight's shoulder. She lets out a low whistle. "Whoo-wee... /Half of his wealth/, huh?" She finds herself needing to catch her breath already. "That's... That's gotta be /a lot/, right?"
>"Darlings," Rarity clears her throat darlingly. "You /do realize/ that he was a /King/. /With a King's salary/. And /investments/. And /holdings/. /Property/. International trade gifts, patents, and- /ahem/- the bits he kept winning in bets with nobles."
>Rainbow stares at Twilight, slack-jawed.
>"Twilight... You're rich." She breathes out.
>Twilight's fur is pale.
>She could almost pass for looking like Celestia right now.
>She sits down hard on the floor.
>"Sweet Harmony..." She breathes.
>"Uhm, maybe we should check the rest of the cabin for /anything else/ he might've left behind..." Fluttershy offers.
>Pinkie zooms out of the room, an ability she'll likely never lose. "ON IT!"

7/17

>>42644307
>The Royal Bed Chambers is quiet.
>There, under the freshly pressed silk linens, is Queen Celestia. Her back faces the room as her ribs and shoulders rise and fall in short, sharp hitches of breath. Anon's cane held tightly against her chest between all four of her legs. Her wings wrap around only herself this time.
>Her once bright and radiant mane lays limp on the pillows behind her.
>Not even Philomena is offering anything to say. Her cage remains silent.
"Sister?"
>Celestia's ear snaps upward as her shoulders flinch reflexively.
>The air inside feels thicker than normal as Luna's shoes push down the luxury carpeting with every reluctant step forward.
>Luna breathes in a deep breath of lavender and exhales slowly.
>She moves forward once again, and sits down on the edge of the bed, shifting the weight of Celestia's body slightly.
>Celestia still doesn't dare turn to face her sister. Not yet.
"Do you want to talk about it?" Luna whispers once more.
>The ornate clock on the opposite wall quietly counts the minutes of inner contemplation.
>Eventually, she speaks. Her voice barely above the volume of a tired breath.
>"I hate being immortal."
>Luna breathes in sharply and turns her head away.
>She understands that pain all too well. She remembers when she didn't know the full extent of it. Of her elder sister's pain.
>The door opens just a crack. An elderly white unicorn mare with brown hair and eyes pokes her head in.
>"Your majesties!" Raven Inkwell opens the door further, holding out a hastily written scroll from a very rich purple alicorn. "Urgent news from Ponyville! Princess Twilight Sparkle has inherited half of the King's treasury!"
>Celestia and Luna instantly whip their heads towards the door, then back to themselves.
>Although shocked at first, the two sisters quickly find each other smiling at one another.

8/18

>>42644309
>What would Anon do?
>Twilight has since moved to the dusty old sofa in the living room, pondering silently to herself for the last several minutes while her friends have continued to search and clean.
>The edges of Twilight's lips twitch.
>She can already hear his voice again.
"I dunno about you faggots, but if /I/ ever got a shitload of money, I'd just split it up with my friends. Spread it around as far out as I can, you know? Making my friends smile is money enough for me."
>She smiles and shakes her head, exhaling through her nose as her head tilts down.
>Then, she nods, her smile widening, eventually breaking into a giggle.
"Hey girls?" She finally speaks. "How would you all like to be rich too?"
>The room instantly goes dead silent.
>Every set of hooves freezes mid motion.
>Rarity's eyes slowly widen, her eyebrows threatening to float right off of her face. "Come again, darling?"
>Twilight looks up from the piece of parchment and looks around the room at the five stunned faces.
"I mean it. He gave me half. He gave me this home, and this money, and this... this /life/. He only had it because of /us/. Because we stuck with him even when he didn't know anypony. We helped him learn how to live here. And he gave back /more than anypony/ ever could have..." She pauses to let her voice return to her after it warbled off at the end. "/We/ made him feel at home."
>Fluttershy covers her mouth with both hooves, eyes watering.
>Applejack's voice comes first. It cracks a little bit. "Twi... You /really/ don't gotta do that..."
>Twilight just smiles. She nods again.
"I /know/," She says, standing up now. "But I /want/ to. Because /he/ would've."
>Rainbow Dash steps closer. She shifts awkwardly on her hooves.
>"Y- You're really serious?" She asks, her voice scratchier than normal. "Like... Like actual bits? No prank?"
Twilight nods. "You deserve it. All of you. We've all earned it just by surviving this long and still being here for eachother. I'll begin the paperwork today. One share split six ways- seven if we include Spike- which we should."
Applejack nods. "Darn right we should. Spike did a lot of growin' in that heart of his to deserve it. That wouldn't have been possible without 'Non."
>The ponies share proud looks at each other for a long moment-
>Before simultaneously blurting out what they want to do with their shares, claiming their lifelong bucketlist ideas.
"I want to grow my sanctuary!" Fluttershy cheers.
"I want to expand my chains!" Rarity sings.
"Ah can grow more, faster!" Applejack yeehaws.
"More recruits!" Rainbow shouts.
"More cookies!" Pinkie chirps.
>The ponies burst into laughter and hugs.
>Twilight sits right back down, letting the smile spread to her face even more as she takes it all in from her friends surrounding her.
"Thanks, Anon." She whispers to herself.

9/17

>>42644310
>That night.
>Queen Celestia and Princess Luna have invited Twilight and the others to Canterlot once more for a celebration.
>A celebration of life.
"I am so glad to hear what you've chosen to do with the money, Twilight," Celestia says with a warm smile across the long mahogany dinner table. "Because I just /know/ that's what Anon would've done." The ponies are already dabbing eyelashes with napkins. "It brings me great joy to hear that you all knew him and loved him just as well as I did."
>The others share looks, and pat hooves on backs.
>Whispers of gratitude get passed around the table.
"You only loved him because he gave you the 'Best sex from a living creature on the planet'." Luna jokes suddenly.
>Immediately, the room falls silent.
>Far, far too silent.
>Every pair of eyes looks to Luna, their jaws resting on the table.
"BAHA!" Celestia bursts once. Hard.
>Her struggle to contain herself is apparent. The hoof over her mouth strains to hold back the pressure.
>It fails.
"BAHAHAHAHAHA!"
>Celestia simply explodes into hysterical laughter.
>Her head tilts back far enough that her crown threatens to fall right off of her head. Her cheeks and ribcage instantly begin hurting from the full-bellied cackling.
>Twilight's jaw is slack.
>Pinkie's eyes are dilated in pure awe.
>Rarity looks like she might actually suffer a heart attack.
>"LUNA!" Fluttershy cries, her face turning more red than it's ever been, as if she's just heard the first swear word in fifty years.
>Applejack is the second to break with a poorly kept snort.
>"Holy horseapples, Luna..."
>Celestia's laughter only gets louder. Tears stream down her cheeks. Her golden shoe pounds against the table, silverware jumping from plates.
>Servants and guards peek their heads in at the sudden riot.
"What?" Luna asks, just sitting there smugly, knowing full well she just dropped the best bomb of the last decade. "I asked him once. For research. Sister told me /everything/."
"LUNA!" Celestia wheezes. She leans against the table, practically hyperventilating. "/You/... You /little gremlin/! He made me /swear/ to never tell /anypony/-"
"He knew I'd blab eventually," Luna dismisses with a hoof. "That's why he told you in the first place."
>Twilight buries her face in her wings in embarrassment. Also to hide the smile creeping onto her face.
"Sweet Harmony... You're all infected..."
"And we're better for it!" Pinkie cheers, slamming her hooves on the table. "LONG LIVE ANON!"
"TO ANON!" Rainbow Dash cries, raising her mug of cider.
"TO ANON!" The table echoes, mugs, glasses, and cups rising along.
>Celestia wipes her eyes, her chest still rising and falling with laughter.
"Oh, stars... He would've /loved this/." She breathes.
>Rainbow Dash leans over to Applejack.
"He totally gave her the best sex, didn't he?"
>Applejack snorts cider out of her nose.

10/17

>>42644311
>Later that night.
>The group of ponies sit outside in the gardens, cheeks still pink from a long evening of story tellings and jokes.
>Celestia wraps a wing around Luna. Her head rests against hers.
"Thank you, sister."
"For what?" Luna murmurs, returning the wing hug with her own.
"For reminding me that just because I need time to grieve, doesn't mean I have to sacrifice /laughter/ to get it."
>Luna leans into her sister.
"It's what he would've wanted."
>The collection of ponies smile at each other around the small firepit Anon had installed many years ago. It was his favorite place to have his friends gather with him when he wasn't in Ponyville. Marshmallows turn from white to brown above the shared flame.
>They collectively begin to understand the lesson.
>Yeah, Anon's still here. Because he never left.
Because Anon is still in all of us.
>...
>Rainbow Dash snorts first.
"/He's in all of us/."
Applejack giggles. "/Stars/, Dashie..."
Rarity lifts a hoof to her chest. "Oh my," She gasps. "That was /absolutely/ a sex joke, wasn't it?"
>Twilight groans, yet her smile remains.

11/17

>>42644312
>Eventually, the castle falls into sleepy silence.
>Queen Celestia enters her private bed chambers, and closes the door behind her, the room candles blowing out one by one. Anon's cane is still on his spot on the bed, exactly where she had left it.
>As she begins levitating her regalia off, she gets a strange feeling. An urge.
>A sudden urge to get high.
>She can hear him already.
"Aight, Ima get high now. Wanna join or nah?"
>She smiles and shakes her head.
>Celestia looks over at the chaise where he'd often lounge on while he smoked.
"Oh, /Anon/... You had the vocabulary of a goat. On fire."
>She snorts and walks over to his night stand, her horn glowing as the middle drawer opens.
>Inside, an unlabeled wooden box- one that he made himself well over a century ago.
>She opens it, and levitates one of the perfectly rolled joints out of it, returning the box to its home.
>With a flick of her horn, it finds its way to her lips, the tip sparked, and already glowing.
>Celestia walks to the balcony, and looks out over the city below. She pulls up a pillow, sits down, and inhales a long drag. She holds it for a second before exhaling.
>She smiles.
"Yeah. I think I'll join."
>After a few puffs, muscle memory takes over, and she levitates the blunt over to her side where Anon usually sits.
>Celestia swears she can feel his lips touch her magic.
>The bedroom door behind her creaks open. Celestia doesn't need to ask who it is. She just smiles, and levitates the blunt over.

12/17

>>42644315
>Luna lays besides her sister as the two point their hooves at the sky, tracing imaginary images in the stars above.
>Celestia lets out a sigh.
"What is it, sister?" Luna asks, letting her hoof finally fall back down onto her chest.
>Celestia doesn't respond right away.
>"Lu... I have come to the troubling realization the other day that... that I don't believe I can legally title myself as Queen any longer." A tear rolls down her cheek. "With no King, there's no Queen. But, if I were to retitle myself back to Princess, I- Well, I just feel that I would be taking a piece of him out of my heart. Which is something I am most certain Anon would /not/ have done."
>Luna doesn't respond right away either.
>She rolls her head to look at her elder sister, eyes blinking slowly.
"That is some real bureaucratic ass /nonsense/."
>Celestia exhales. "It is /tradition/, Lu. Equestria has /rules/."
>Luna waves a hoof in the air.
"Pffffft. Tradition this, tradition that. You are /Celestia/. You are the same solar juggernaut who married the alien in the first place."
>Celestia chuckles. "Indeed I did."
"Exactly!" Luna proclaims. "You did not follow tradition then, so why start now? Anon wouldn't have let you gotten away with that 'logic' for longer than two seconds."
>Celestia looks at the stars once more. She sighs again.
>Luna continues.
"You are not a Queen because you married a King, Tia," Her voice quieter but not weaker. "You are a Queen because of the way you /loved/. You made space besides you for the one who never belonged. The fool. The hero. The man who had no place. You /made him belong anyways/."
>Celestia wipes her eyes with the tip of her wing.
>"I- I just- I don't want to erase him."
"Then don't." Luna replies immediately. "Be his Queen. Forever. /We/ make the rules now."
>A moment passes. Luna speaks again.
"And if you /really/ want to keep things 'traditional', I could marry you and keep the Queen title going that way..."
>Celestia laughs.
"Thank you, Lu."
"Always, Tia."
>A long moment passes.
>Luna feels something strange. An urge.
"Tia... I have the sudden urge to say something racist."

13/17

>>42644317
>Celestia's cheeks are sore from smiling and laughing all day. It's the most she's done in /months/.
>Eventually, they loosen, giving her a moment to remember another cherished moment with Anon.
>Which, then makes her smile again. And again. And again.
>She reaches up with her hooves to massage her cheeks.
"Sweet Sun, I had nearly forgotten what a full day of Anon used to do to me..."
Luna giggles, her head rolling over to look at her sister. "'Used to'?" Her giggles turns to chuckling. "Tia, that man is singlehoofedly responsible causing the rise in the daily average number of spikes in your heart rate."
Celestia chuckles and hums in agreement. "I am /genuinely relieved/ that he's gone. Do you realize how many of my stress migraines were because of /him/?"
>The two share a laugh.
>Celestia's and Luna's cheeks hurt again.
>Luna raises a hoof.
"To no more weird hypothetical questions inappropriate hours!" She toasts.
>Celestia smiles and raises a hoof of her own.
"To no more apologizing for inappropriate language at inappropriate times!"
"To no more whoopee cushions under our thrones!"
"To no more unsolicited ear-scritches- No, wait, I actually quite loved those. I will be mourning this for the next moon cycle."
"I agree, that was indeed a drug I cannot quit from overnight."
>Celestia and Luna roll their heads to look at each other one final time.
>Their sore cheeks continue being sore.
>But, eventually, the laughter dies down yet again.
>The tears streaking down past Celestia's ears and into the carpet beneath her mane begin to flow again.
>"Stars above, Lu." She babbles softly. "I miss him so much."
>Luna drapes her foreleg over her elder sister, forehead pressing against forehead.
"I know. I miss him too."
>Just then, the sounds of Celestia's ukulele cuts through the reverent silence.
>Both sisters roll over as fast as they can just in time to see the very instrument floating above the bed, strings strumming away by themselves.
>Little by little, the blurry form of their King begins to glow within a cloud of golden magic.
"This is not my doing." Celestia breathes, eyes wide. Luna glances at her sister's horn. Sure enough, it isn't glowing. Not even a little bit.
>Anon's ghostly golden glow sits on the edge of Celestia's bed, one ankle resting on the other knee, ukulele in his gentle grasp.
>He looks up from the instrument and up at Celestia.
>He smiles.
>Celestia's hoof flies to her mouth, hot tears pouring down her cheeks in rivers.
"Anon?" She breathes.
>Anon nods. He begins to hum that song.
>Their song.
Celestia sings.

14/17

>>42644320
-"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You'll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away"
-"The other night, dear, as I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you in my arms
And now that you're here, my dreams are waking
And I will keep you from all harm"
-"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You'll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away"
-"I'll always love you and make you happy
I'll pick you up when you've fallen down
You turn the sky blue when it is raining
You'll always keep the sunshine around"
-"You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are grey
You'll never know, dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away"

15/17

>>42644322
>Anon, the local teenager, sits on his living room sofa.
>The ceiling fan above him whirls away unevenly, mixing around the aromas of fast food and carbon monoxide from the open window besides him.
>A man outside in a white tank top walks his pitbull.
>In front of Anon, the crt television sits there silently, the pause icon blinking in the top right corner.
>On screen is the image of a brown leather-bound book with golden trim, sitting on a patch of grass. On the cover is a golden unicorn with blue gems for eyes.
>He looks down at his hands, examining them.
>No wrinkles. No liver spots.
>On the coffee table in front of him is his television remote. He reaches for it.
>He presses [Play].
>The book opens.
>"Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria..."

16/16 (clearly i dont know how to count)

Hope you enjoyed! Ponepaste link: https://ponepaste.org/11417

>>42644325
A lot more cheerful than the last time Anon died. Thanks for sharing Anon. An interesting read.

>>42629216 (OP)
lunar bump

>>42643788
Adoption seems like a good chioce for her is the baby being an alicorn is a possibility

>>42644898
Maybe, but considering that there’s only one canonical Alicorn foal, I think pregnancy is the more likely solution for her.

>>42630396
>perfection
>perfection but with fire decals
My mare in Faust, why not both

>>42644325
it hurts, but it's a good pain. thank you for making this, writefriend
we all need to have a feel every now and again

Anni time

>>42629216 (OP)
15 years /sun/bros, how do you feel about our mare? are you thankful?

>>42630396
I pick Celestia (which means I also get Daybreaker)

>>42643687
>there were generals about Celestia just being a mom/mommy gf?
There were some other essentials- Luna being an aunt, Cadance being a cousin/babysitter, Twilight having spilt Anon's chocolate milk one time and him never forgetting/forgiving it, lots and lots (and LOTS) of Oedipal stuff- but that was the central theme, yes.

>Were they fun?
I would say they were hands-down some of the best things this place has ever produced, but I'm a momfag so

>>42646383
>but I'm a momfag
Me too, but I feel like a massive retard for missing out.
>like mommy gfs
>miss years worth of threads/generals about that
>hear about it after the fact
>tfw

>>42645970
I wish their reunion was more intense and tearjerking

>>42644325
Added that to the archive, thanks for the sequel! https://ponepaste.org/4028

Reasonably realistic and healthy depiction of Celestia grieving without it being super depressing. Nice work.

drawing while enjoying the anni

I love Celest

>it's time for (you) to go to sleep
>Celestia sings "leaves on the vine" as a lullaby
How would (you) react?

>>42649287
>pony sings song
>anon goes 'woah'

>>42649287
hug her tight or make out with her because her voice drives me crazy

I will impregnate my sun wife.

>>42649059
When her hair is tied back like that, unf

>>42645970
>Do you feel in charge?

>>42646616
it was but offscreen

>>42629216 (OP)
she is a HORSE

>>42651392
Actually she's a pony.

>>42651392
>>42651404
a BIG pony

>>42651680
A big pony is just a horse.

>>42651684
ummmm no

>>42651684
The smallest equine is a horse. There are larger ponies than the small horse.

>>42650619
I want to give her triplets

>>42629229
oh yes

Holy shit that top half of the picture. Her deepthroat game is on another level.

What would raising foals with Celestia be like, though? How would (You) deal with being a father while your wife simultaneously has to rule the country for most of the day?

>>42638196
She's cute and beautiful and I love her whatever her shape. Big, small, short, tall, real, cartoon, four legs or two; all Celestias are good Celestias and I will *not* apologise for feeling this way.

>>42650619
>>42643992
Impregnation is so hot it's unreal.
>>42653456
Education, telling stories and making sure they behave themselves.

>>42653456
i would let them do whatever they want

>>42653456
If possible i would take on some of her work so she can spend more time with our baby/babies, if not then do my best lookikg after them and send them to luna if i need to rest

GET THE PARASITE OFF TIA'S HEAD

/sun/bros...

>>42655186
she had enough

>>42655377
celestia still looks better
just saying

>>42656400
This. No offense to moonfags of course.

How big is Celestia's wingspan?

Janny says I must apologise for posting >>42653470 which he deleted because it made him mad. So I'm sorry everyone and I promise never to express my love for Princess Celestia in a way that makes Janny mad, ever again.

>>42655377
Luna's tiny butt would never excite me so.

>>42655377
i can't atop looking at celestia's butt
god i need it on my face now

>>42657393
That picture really is self-defeating with Celestia's glorious posterior in frame

>>42657454
No no, you see, Celestia's butt would crush anon's head like a melon, killing him instantly. Luna's butt wouldn't do that, which is why he's admiring it!

>>42657457
>Celestia's butt would crush anon's head like a melon, killing him instantly
but that's exactly what i want

>>42656865
>>>/trash/

>>42653456
I don't want to raise kids if their mother is going to be gone for so much time

>>42658581
>>>/trash/

>>42650619
i want to have so many babies with celestia
we will have a small army of alicorns

>>42658839
She's not gone, but you can't expect her to take over the daily chores of foalraising on top of her governtmental duties.

>>42660417
she would take a break from them, i dont see celly not focusing on her child first

are you liking the anni /sun/? have you seen all the episodes celestia has been in so far or missed any?

>>42661269
I only watched season one. I'll return for the later seasons for drunken shitposting.

>>42661269
I was there at the start and by chance for MMC. The MMC memes were fun. Now it's just depression.

>>42662424
she can let that one go

Another Sunday gone but the praising never stops!

>>42663019
exactly

I like to imagine that Celestia is actually a master of conscious channeling of earth pony magic, either thanks to her connection to the sun (without which there would be no plantlife) or because she herself was an earth pony before her ascension.

>>42663445
>or because she herself was an earth pony before her ascension.
that would explain her big butt too

>>42664643
Wet mares

>>42663019
Even her?

Have there ever been Daybreaker Momlestia stories?

>>42665053
an anon recomended one about daybreaker adopting a filly twilight a couple of threads ago it was good

>>42639540
Yeah, idk. I’d like to believe their is a caring god or gods or something that gives a shit. I got into esoteric faggotry in the last couple months and some of that stuff has worked out so who knows but idk the idea of things in the universe being sorta benificent if you ask the right way is nice.
>>42643351
I always viewed celestia and equestria in general as being a big soft power. Like for the most part, celly kept the country peaceful for god knows how long. Like it’s primarch type shit where she can just deescalte shit by being in the room.
>>42643788
Probably both.

>>42639540
>enonnnymous

miss that motherfucker like you wouldnt believe, whatever happened to him?

>>42666179
Nothing. He just disappeared.

>>42665053
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/575983/the-sun-little-fillies

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/413014/the-foal-in-daybreakers-room

These are solid

>>42666179
he just left and i hope he returns someday

season 4 finale was truly her at her worst

>>42666179
When the world needed him the most he disappeared...

>>42651718
God I Wish That Was Me

>>42667828
is she ok?

>>42666239
need more daybreaker

>>42669014
she just can't understand why her Sunshine isn't accepting her affection

>>42666247
>both use the same art
Lmao

>>42671005
Adorable

>>42671005
daybreaker being a mom is so cute

we love celestia here

What if Celestia and Luna made out, but Anon's face was inbetween them?

Has Celestia ever forgotten to pay the gas bill for the sun?

>>42671604
I struggle to imagine what she would be like.

>>42665990
It's funny, when I got through developing her character for the story I've been writing I made her character right on the line between good and evil. I'd written for Luna before but Celestia is potentially even more interesting in terms of motivation and what makes her tick.

I tried doing this by having her write up this codicil intended for Twilie where she explains the interrelationship between some the basic concepts in the show like friendship, the Elements of Harmony and their opposites and in this way tried to explore her true ethics and motivations.

>>42672804
she has to pay for that even when she is the ruler?

>>42629216 (OP)
would you love her even if she was a bug?

>>42672986
a permissive one

>>42672401
they would be kissing him instead, then?

>>42674087
>happen across a sleeping Celestia and decide to go for a quick rub of Sunbutt's Sun-tum
>next thing you know, you're in a winghug with your face pressed into her chest fluff
>attempts to escape or wake her yield only nuzzles and murmurs of half a conversation with Luna

>>42672986
The sun burns, but it also warms.

her episode is airing tomorrow, be there

>>42672986
Burning horse god version of one of those bragging Facebook moms.

UP AND AT 'EM, /SUN/FAGS!

The days are getting shorter, less sun :(

>>42679412
that only means she has more free time

she would be a good mom thats all i know

ponies won so she did too

that was a good episode, i love them both

Tried a small something, I hope it's not too bad.

>Everypony has their own tale. Write it well, and the world will make a chapter of it
>No writing is needed, in this case
>This one picture conveys an entire life
>A brushstroke lifts her to the throne
>Color surges up from the canvas into the sky; too swift for rain
>Triumph after triumph, bright as her heart
>On the edges, thin lines creep
>A smudge of black
>A muted flare of red and orange
>The painter knew who she was better than anypony. Better, even, than Celestia knew herself
>The whole of her life, painted in mere moments
>Marevelous
>"Sister... who could have painted this?"
>Luna looks to her, almost disbelieving
>"To capture not just thy likeness, but all that thou art?"
>"A friend," Celestia says
>"A dear friend of mine, from long ago"

---

>Some called him the Deathpainter
>Others, the Final Brush
>She simply knew him as Onyx
>They met in a garden in the heart of Canterlot
>"That one," Onyx said, pointing toward a sunflower that was beginning to droop
>"Why paint a dying bloom?"
>With a smile he began to set up his easel
>"Look closer, Princess. Really look."
>And between holding on and letting go, she saw it as he saw
>Every drop of sunshine it had drunk. Every storm it had weathered
>His brush swam through the canvas, a liquid shadow
>Stirring the darkness, and the darkness seemed to stir in answer
>A bloom of yellow burst forth
>The sunflower bloomed again - not in youth, but in perfect culmination
>"It is beautiful," she whispered
>"Death," he had said, "is when everything you are becomes."

---

>Years passed like pages turning
>She would find him in hospices, in graveyards and funerals
>In autumn fields, capturing the last sway and rattle of windblown grass
>By winter shores, drawing the white crest of the waves on sand
>"Paint me," she said one day
>Two centuries had passed since that night. Since the moon became a prison
>"Why would I paint an immortal? There's no point."
>"Look closer, Onyx. Really look."
>He turned then, really looked
>Saw the perfect mask of sunlight she wore
>Saw what it cost her to wear it
>Saw the sister-shaped void that no amount of raising the sun could fill
>His brush was already moving

>>42683000
actual shit

>>42678061
i like it

>>42683000
Blessed trips AND blessed story. "Onyx" as a name sounds a bit edgy to me but very well done, sunfag!

>>42629216 (OP)
moon bump

>>42681520
Thats one hot mom.

>>42683000
It's neat

>>42684764
the hottest

Forgive me a brief ramble, here, sunfriends. I've adored this horse since her debut. Until recently, I never quite grasped what exactly it was that drew me to her. At first, I understood the things that are immediately apparent: she's beautiful beyond measure, and she stands head and withers above her fellow ponies in both stature and person. Now, having considered her more deeply, I understand more. Princess Celestia is the personification of Harmony. She represents everything that we long for when we think of Equestria. She upholds each Element, in full, and in doing so, shows us everything that's beautiful in life, if only we could all work hard enough to uphold those virtues. Celestia is a singular representation of everything that we ought to strive for, packaged inside the most beautiful mare in all of Equestria. She's divine in every sense, from the most primal to the most abstract. Although I've moved past lusting after her, I still feel that I owe her a deep respect. Sun-raising talents notwithstanding: she really is a shining, guiding light. Remember to go outside and soak in some vitamin D today. It's the least you could do in return.

Is it true that you'll get turned into a pony if you get bit by Celestia?

>>42687976
No. You just die because she bites so hard.

>>42687976
only those she hates and with magic, not bites

>>42629216 (OP)
She's a yapper

>>42687976
No you get diabetes.

Would you rather be:
A) Celestia’s husband
B) Celestia’s father
C) Celestia’s brother
D) Celestia’s son
E) One of Celestia’s horseshoes?

>>42690140
E

>>42689519
what is she yapping about now?

>>42689519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbIcl1dUC-s

>>42689519
i want to listen to celestia yap about her day and duties for hours until i eventually get confused and can only nod in response

>>42690140
Husband

>>42690140
E

>>42690140
A and D

>>42691142
>A and D
at the same time?

>>42691556
yeah

>>42690140
A&C

>>42691701
my man

>>42690140
husband

>>42690140
if you pick D your dad is now the good version of Sombra

>>42690140
A and D.

>>42629216 (OP)
wake up sun!

I had an idea for a long ass story involving Celestia and her adopted human son entering a romance in the midst of war torn, pre Luna banishment, early Equestria. It's more of a political and war drama with the taboo relationship sprinkled in. I feel like young Celestia in early equestria would be a cool concept to explore and I don't see enough of it. Plus it would be cool to have more momlestia stuff out there. I'd probably just post it to fimfiction. Would anyone be interested in that or am I a total fucking faggot?

>>42690140
now THIS is the deep discussion I can get behind
also D

>>42693516
sounds fun. how would she get the idea to enter a relationsip like that?

>>42693644
I wanted to paint the image of her being a worn out leader only sixty or so years into her rule with her sister. She's swamped with civic duties and see Equestria trying to re-fragment into their three tribes when Sombra attacks. She basically has no support structure other than her sister, her emotional walls, her position and her magical powers have made her too intimidating for any serious suitors. This problem is exacerbated because she has the same fixed quantity of eggs that any mortal mare has, and her biological clock has been screaming at her for the past few decades to make babies. Since she isn't able to make one of her own, she latches onto a human child that is thrust into her life. She raises him and due to her emotional issues, she grows an unhealthy, oedipul attachment to him. He grows up with a looser definition of boundaries because of this. Then one day, he's there to emotionally comfort her when she needs it, and things escalate. After that, it becomes their little secret. This would all be going on as they're fighting a war with Sombra and foiling plots by nobles, etc.

>>42690140
A and B
sue me

>>42690140
All of the above.

>>42629216 (OP)
Lunar Bump

>>42689519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z7jeBPDlFw

>>42690410
Yeah... yeah i would love that too... and then hug her, scilencing her with a boop

I want to touch the solar hooves

>>42695001
Ponytail Celly is such a great look.

>Fake Saturday thread still in use
See, this is why I say I'm the only good one.

>>42695705
well why didn't you make a sunday thread when it was sunday then?

>>42695705
>Fake
According to who?

>>42695712
Because he just wants to bitch and moan, not actually do something.

>>42695663
is really is

>>42695652
that's dangerous

>>42695652
>even Luna cannot resist her sister's perfectly-formed underhooves

how bad would celestia feel if she hit you?

>>42695565
i could listen to her talking for hours

between dark and dawn done and its as meh as i remember
at least celestia is mega cute in it (faces aside)

Organic board speed.

>>42698518
what did i miss?

>>42695705
love celestia or leave

>>42644325
Nice

>be Celestia's bodyguard/right hand man
>be in romantic relationship with her
>is a secret between the two of you
>get Celestia pregnant
>she's going to have a daughter
>"Hey anon, what would be a good name for her?"
>take a deep breath and contemplate what her name will be
>"How does Emily sound to you?"

>>42700133
Nah, there was a girl in my school named Emily and she was a total sack of shit. How about Joy?

>>42700307
>there was a girl in my school named Emily and she was a total sack of shit.
Unironically same. Windswept Pastels or Sparkling Spells sounds like good Tia kid names because I stole them from a Tia song.

>>42695507
>one looks like Twilight
>one looks like Sunset
>...One looks like Big Mac?

>>42700391
the pink one looks more like cadance

>>42700133
i dont get it

>>42700438
i love her

>>42700438
>Celestia being thrice the size of a normal pony but her kids are still normal foal sized
>so she just towers over them and they just think that all moms are that size

>anni is over
it has been great both the good and the bad
for more years with our favorite pony

>>42629216 (OP)
bump

>>42696867
Not at all she enjoys the feeling of power over you.

>>42702582
she would?

>>42702582
That's hot.

>>42702889
is this the wip version?

>>42703343
*explodes from her Bloody Mess perk*

>>42703343
that boop is coming at high speed

>>42703492
>"You are already booped."

>>42703343
>this turns into a challenge to boop celly by surprise for once and avoid getting booped by her

>>42629216 (OP)
bump

>>42629216 (OP)
bump

sun doodle wip

>>42705961
thats nice

>>42705961
That's great, love the thought of holding the poner.

>>42705961
She looks so cute here my love for Celestia is wavering...

>>42705961
cutie wish she was celestia though

>>42706562
>dies to a parasprite swarm

>>42706618
fake news

>>42706618
that would be twilight

>>42706772
>>42706993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFX2IJMzfTs

Sun

>>42707066
on the run

>>42707036
uhh fake you can see the pixels

>>42705961
cute mare

>>42707066
what about it

she is precious

still wish that she bodied SOME villain in S1 or S2 to establish she actually is omnipotent but avoids coming to solve every problem because she wants her subjects to trust more in their friends than in her

Has Celestia ever gotten a sunburn?

celly

>>42707066
Not yet.

>>42629216 (OP)
bump

>>42711053
they are about to eat cake and drink tea togheter

>>42710087
>voids coming to solve every problem because she wants her subjects to trust more in their friends than in her
that is dumb and doesn't fit her character or values

>>42693779
I hope you can writte it I would be interested in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiPFws3-tD4
Just wanted to say I saw this at the Anni stream and got aroused when Celestia asked Twilight if she was thicc. And even more so when she continued to press the question even adding the oatmeal remark. I never really cared for the original Satina animation, but this got my brain buzzing.

>>42690140
>Computer, select option D and make Celestia have intense maternal instincts.
>Also, make it so she thinks that protecting me is the same as having sex.
>Disable safety protocols, and begin program.

>>42712468
its something she would do

>>42712484
whats the worst that could happen?

>>42713178
>>42713175
now she is as bald as nightmare moon

>>42707036
I still don't get how it became effectively universal fanon that Twilight worships Celestia as a God when she thinks this sort of thing about her.

How to get Celestia to hug you?

>>42713993
hug her first

This ship is cute

>>42714495
We must solve the twinigger problem

>>42714585
how

I can finally sleep normally, here's a Celly I'm drawing!

>>42714495
Said no one ever.

>>42715254
cute, it will take the entire weekend to fix my sleepin pattern

>>42716061
ships are weird (except me and celestia)

>>42714585
we should hang them

>>42633681
No one ever posts the rare Isometric Celestia.

>>42717737
Isometric pony Diablo clone fricking WHEN???

>>42706562
and god forbid, a molester...

>>42717917
>tfw you assume they couldn't or wouldn't follow you back to Earth and decide to celebrate with a day at the beach
>so engrossed with your spearmint snow cone you don't even notice the telltale smell of magic until your trunks are halfway off

>>42717917
She can molest me any day.

>>42718314
where can i get one?

>>42717917
i need them

>"Sorry, sweetie, you'll have to choose either tendies or blowie joey today."
>"You don't have enough good colt points for both."

>>42718314
>posting an illegible version

would sun wife enjoy halloween?

>>42718997
i think she takes a backseat because nightmare night has become Luna's thing, but yes i imagine she quite enjoys it

>>42718997
of course she does, a time to have fun, enjoy sweets, dress up and prank people is perfect for her

>>42719197
>prank

>>42718997
yes she would

>>42718731
>Blowie Joey? That unicorn who makes the balloon animals?

>>42717917
molester? I hardly even know 'er!

>>42718731
i don't? Why Not?

>>42717748
I would say give it another 5 years. Maybe less

>>42720133
unf

>>42718997
yes

>>42711053
>celestia serving the best princess
as it should be

>>42720133
i love this pic

>>42721010
she is serving herself, yes

>>42712265
>Do you like mm.... bananas?

>>42722751
more celly

>>42721972
What a silly billy

>>42722751
she can eat 3 cakes at the same time

>>42722751
3x the sunhorse. rejoice

>>42722396
What is she looking at

>>42723651
(You)

>>42723285
>all end up wanting the same cake and arguing over who gets it

>>42723651
The first wet dream Anon ever had about her. Luna put it in one of those hologram crystals and gave it to her as a present.

>>42722751
3 times the kisses

>>42722751
which one is the leader?

goodnight /sun/

>>42725610
thnx moonbro

>>42725610
Thanks, Moonie.

>>42724305
Do you think the other two will kiss each other while waiting for their turn with Anon?