>apparently got blackout drunk last summer and had sex with my oneitis
>she got pregnant
>i didn't know it was mine or even that we had sex until recently
>i don't remember it, but that doesn't mean anything. the night in question i was absolutely trashed

I had sex once, don't remember it, and now I'm about to have a child. what the fuck. your virginity isn't so bad robots.

romania is the cancer that was made to disconnect balkans from our slavic little brothers