Thread 82471910

>apparently got blackout drunk last summer and had sex with my oneitis
>she got pregnant
>i didn't know it was mine or even that we had sex until recently
>i don't remember it, but that doesn't mean anything. the night in question i was absolutely trashed

I had sex once, don't remember it, and now I'm about to have a child. what the fuck. your virginity isn't so bad robots.

>>82471910 (OP)
if i had sex before marriage my odds are ninety nine percent this is how it would go shed probably just straight up feed me h and thc good bye to my sailboating dreams hello child support

>>82471910 (OP)
YOU LABUBU PISSDRINKING SHITEATING MAGGOT, YOU WILL BE LEFT FOR DEAD

This waste of life serb is once again trying to spread brony propaganda, confirmed by his other stealth MLP threads with similar filenames so this one is not just a fluke.
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>>82454591
>>82454643

Also worth noting that OP copied and pasted the entire OP text nearly word-for-word from this old-ass /r9k/ thread from 2015.
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/15673865

>>82471910 (OP)
She's gaslighting you
Don't believe it until you get a paternity test.

>apparently got blackout drunk last summer and had sex with my abusechad oneitis
>i got pregnant
>not seeing a future of support with him, so instead I told my virgin orbiter he inseminated me
>he won't remember it, but that doesn't mean anything. the night in question he was absolutely trashed

>>82471910 (OP)
In all seriousness, OP. Godspeed with you and yours. (And get tested - DNA & STD.)

It breaks your fucking bones

Slaughters you to the death

>>82472528
>Also worth noting that OP copied and pasted the entire OP text nearly word-for-word from this old-ass /r9k/ thread from 2015.
Why the fuck do people do this? Just to ((you)) farm or are they just bots?

And it will surely make that happen

>>82472604
>Why the fuck do people do this? Just to ((you)) farm or are they just bots?
Who fucking knows, these fucking subhumans think they know the exact actions to take to become legendary figures that will be worshipped nationwide.

By the attack on your being

That comes when you die

A spear into your skull

Is one of many possibilities

That can happen on your being

As a way to murder you

And to bring you down

It is to the death you will be in

A bloody mess will remain

>>82471910 (OP)
OP is getting babytrapped by a chick he never even had sex with lmfao

Demand a paternity test dude.

As the sign of the death

It will take your life whole

And not leave anything remaining

Blood and bones would remain at first

Before evaporation and grinding down

That is a certain likeliness

Of a butchery upon you

It comes to take your life

Like a reaper riding through the night

To smother you in darkness

Leave you without a breath

name 3 bands you like or you mt

>>82472825
YOU WILL BE FUCKING TURNED TO DUST

3 bands you like

Or even a heartbeat pumping

>>82472840
3 of your favorite bands or you tm

>>82472847
YOU WILL BE BLED INTO A FUCKING GRAVE

>>82472869
what's the capital city of russia, say it or you tm

None of that will be left

>>82472872
YOU WILL BE FUCKING DEFENESTRATED

it

When the final slaughter eradicates

>>82472881
you think you're smart, faggot, there are 5 threads on the log you haven't seen, lazy piece of shit

>>82472894
>why can't you be just like me, spamming MLP pics everywhere? That's productive, and I'm a productive member of society by doing it!
BREAK YOUR FUCKING BONES

>>82472904
cheese misser

And causes death within you

lazy piece of shit sleeping half of the day

>>82472917
>you should be like me and spam MLP everywhere and blackmail people into making it the only thing they ever watch! That's being productive, and I'm productive in doing that!
SHOOT YOUR FUCKING BRAINS OUT

>>82472907
YOU'LL BE STABBED IN THE FUCKING THROAT

>>82471910 (OP)
bitch you better get that DNA test done and pray you're in one of the very few states starting to roll out punishment by law for maternity fraud

>>82472604
>Why the fuck do people do this
Sometimes I go back in the archives and try to find old threads I made that did well so I can copy and paste them. Im not op though.