Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:43:37 PM
No.543947117
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>>543946858
This franchise, this studio............Looping. Repeating... forever. Is it a symbol of life or a cruel joke by the Forerunners??
Anonymous
9/8/2025, 1:42:09 AM
No.538332584
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Here's what I've noticed about the hive world update.
Escharum sits on the other side of the bathroom and aims for the sink. After a few seconds of hitting the sink drain with perfect accuracy (as expected of the war chief) he giggles and begins spraying the entire room in piss. This goes on for several minutes as the only thing stronger than the War Chief's stream is his appetite. Miraculously the only thing in the room that isn't covered in piss is the toilet, but he isn't done yet. Escharum just had his ninth meal of the day, and it's only 8 am. A lesser man would sit on the toilet, like dainty little sissy faggot splitjawed homo. Not him, not the Grizzled War Chief. Escharum places one foot on the back of the toilet and unleashes a landslide of feces, overflowing and decimating the porcelain bowl. He lets out a mighty roar which can be heard from all corners of Zeta Halo as undigested plastic and straws from McDonalds pass through his mighty BRVTE ass. He walks away from the stink mountain leaving his ass unwiped and his hands unwashed. The War Chief is a busy man, he has no time for such feminine acts. As he steps out of the bathroom, he grabs Jega's ass and whispers into his ear, "OHOHOHO... CLEAN IT UP LITTLE JANNY" leaving a massive brown handprint as he runs off for his 9am dinner.