Do you guys like rum? I fucking love rum. WHat's your favorite? I love sailor jerry.
i'm drunk


I invented a cocktail the other day.
i called it a Donkey kong
It's a an equal parts cocktail:

1 part dark rum (Sailor Jerry's is soooo good in this.)
1 part Kahlua
1 part banana liqueur
1 part heavy cream

Shake well with ice, strain into a barrel mug or Tiki glass. Garnish with 1/2 whole banana (pelled or unpeeled, by preference) skewered
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i'm fucking wasted jesus christ